John: Hellooo? 

Paul McCartney has joined the group chat.

Paul: Um John?  What the heck?

John: I started a group chat.

Paul: whyyyyy?

John: Um...... I missed you guys? 

Paul: you're pathetic. 😒

John: Oh shut up! 

Paul: Dude, we see each other every day!

John: well you see your girlfriend everyday, and you say you miss Jane all the time!

Paul: that is a totally different matter!

George Harrison has joined the group chat

George: It has been confirmed..... John is gay.

John: WHAT!?!?

Paul: LOL

John: I never said that.

George: yeah but you're not denying it.

John: I mean.... I do like me some McCartney.

Paul: EWWW!!

George: I'm exiting.

John: aw come on George!

George: EXITING!

Paul: John you are nasty, I mean if you gay, dude that's fine, but I don't like you like that

George has left group chat

John: oh wow he really left.

Paul: the man is true to his word.

Ihazabignose has joined group chat

Paul: Ihazabig-? Oh its Ringo 😧

John: wait how did he join the chat I blocked him!?

Paul: YOU BLOCKED HIM?

John: oh paul bull crap! You would have done the same thing!

Paul: no comment

John: thats what I thought.

Paul: well how did he get in?

John: I don't know! 

Paul: well he is a Beatle he can do what he wants.

Ihazabignose: Hey guys!  Whatcha doin?

Paul: talking about how gay John is.

John: 😑

Paul: its true.

John: if I'm gay then you must be REALLY gay Paul so just shut up.

Paul: oh so now you're against gays? 

John: what? No.

Ihazabignose: why?

Paul: Ringo what the-

John: just leave it alone Paul.

Paul: okay

George has joined the group chat

Paul: Oh thank god George you're back!

George: Ringo joined the chat didn't he?

Paul: yeah.

John: don't worry I've tried blocking him George so don't ask.

George: Dangit.

Paul: George!

George: Paul don't even.

Ihazabignose: why?

Paul: wait.... Why does he keep asking why?

John: just leave it alone Paul!

George: John's right, its best just to let it be.

Paul: hehe.

Ihazabignose: hi

John: no one say hi to Ringo.

Paul: why?

George: John you know he can see our texts.

John: maybe if we don't answer him he will think we can't see his texts.

Paul: oh! Gotcha!

George: But- you're talking about him right now.

Paul: George stop trying to create logic in this situation and go with it.

Ihazabignose: guys?

John: see!  Its working!

George: you nutcases need all the logic you can get.

Paul: shh! Guys shut up!

George: he can't hear us.

John: SHUT UP GEORGE STOP TALKING!

Paul: yeah George shh!

George: But I'm not talk- oh forget it. 😧

Ihazabignose: guys its Ringo!

Paul: should we tell him?

John: no! Just slowly leave the chat.

Paul: good idea.

George: bad idea

John: SLOWLY.

George: guys he's gonna be traumatized. I dont know why but he's Ringo so he's always traumatized about something.

Paul: shh! George leave!

George: I can't do this anymore. I'm in a band with 25 year old children.

Paul: wow George.

John: Georgie being salty!

George: I thought you guys were leaving- y'know what just forget this! BYE FELICIA!!!!

George has left the group chat.

Paul: Oh no he did not!

John: oh yes he did to!

Paul: ugh!  I'm humiliated!  Goodbye!

Paul has left the group chat.

Ihazabignose: why?

John: oh good grief. 😧

John has left the group chat.