It took many days, but soon Paul had found his love.

"AKA I just walked over to the other side of the stage. But who am I to complain? Georgie my dear! At last I have found you!" Paul exclaimed.

"Wow Paul, that was terrible acting. Paul, please keep it down. I don't want John to find you here." George whispered. "Are you getting me out of here?"

"Of course George, but I'll need to find the key to your prison. Or I could just take it apart meself because it's FREAKING CARDBOARD! Do you know where John keeps it?"

"Oh I do. It's-"

"With me!" John shouted as he leapt onto Paul, knocking him down. "George ain't going anywhere McCartney."

"What makes you say something like that?" Paul demanded as he got up to launch a fake punch on John's nose. "You have nothing to gain from kidnapping him. Except maybe a large food bill."

"You're so stupid. Once I get you out of the way, George and I will be such a happy couple. Okay what kind of logic is that?"

"That will never happen John! I know that George and I have an unbreakable bond which keeps us together no matter what. Oh my god that was so cliché!"

Then the two men had begun to fight for the love of sweet, young George. They agreed that the winner will have George's heart and hand in marriage.

Meanwhile, Ringo had walked over to see what his bandmates were doing. "Holy cow! That acting is just awful. No scratch that, it is the DEFINITION of awful! It's so obvious that they aren't actually fighting each other, but I guess that the fans don't care about our acting skills all that much." He thought as he watched the supposed *fight scene* take place.

But alas for John, good always triumphs and was beaten by Paul with ease.

"Please! I can't take it anymore! I give! You can have him. It's not like I wanted to marry him anyways." John pleaded.

"I will spare you this time. But you try and kidnap George again, I will show no mercy." Paul threatened. "Now hand me the keys to George's cell."

Then John pretended to sulk in the corner of the stage, whimpering. "I won't deny that Paul and George love each other. But now that can't have George, who else is there for me? Alright, that just sounded like it was written by a desperate old man."

But then Ringo went over to John and sat down next to him. "Hey John, you still have me right?" He said, which then invoked a small smile from the younger man. "Wait, not in a romantic sense right?"

Now that John had been taught a lesson, Paul and George were now together again. And finally, Paul could ask George a very important question.

"George? There's something I wanted to tell you before John came in." Paul said shyly.

"There was? So... Can you tell me now? Let me guess, you want to marry me right?" George replied, just as bashful.

"Well..." Paul then got in front of George and got on his knees. "Alright Paul, let's just get this over with. Will you marry me?" He asked, holding up a ring.

"Oh I do! I really do! I love you Paulie! Okay maybe I overacted a bit there." George shouted in joy as he hugged Paul.

"I love you too Georgie. Ugh, now for the kissing scene. I'm just glad John isn't filming this right now."

Paul then leant towards George with their lips puckered up as they forced themselves to not gag after pressing them together.

The two had now sealed their love with a passionate kiss as our story ends. Paul and George were now a happy couple who kept loving one another no matter what happened.

Right after the curtains closed, Paul and George immediately ran to the bathroom to wash their faces and change out of their ridiculous outfits. "I can't believe we actually did that! Who the bloody hell wrote the script?!" Paul shouted.

Then Brian came in. "Well lads, did you like the play?" He asked.

"NO!!!" The two younger Beatles shouted in unison. "It was so cliché and badly written! Who was behind this?!!"

"Uh... I just thought you two looked cute together."

Then Paul and George glared at their manager before chasing him around the whole building. Meanwhile John and Ringo were looking through the pictures they've taken when they were behind the scenes.

"*snickers* Oh that's a good one John." Ringo said. "Did you get one of the happy couple kissing?"

John had burst into laughter at what the drummer said before showing it to him.

"*giggles* Aren't they cute?"

"Y'know, Paul and George are gonna kill us if they found out about this."

"I know, but let's not worry about that now. The sound like they're having a good honeymoon."