NOTE: To avoid confusion, narration of the story would be in bold and any character thoughts would be in italics.  

After that short backstage banter, Paul, Ringo and George walked on stage and tried not to cringe at how cliched Brian's narration was. 

It all started one beautiful winter evening, the two lovers were supposedly out on just another date, but Paul had a surprise he wanted to keep down until much later. That being he was going to propose to his sweet George.

"I can't believe he actually said that." Paul thought in disgust, but eventually pulled himself together to say his lines. "It's such a wonderful night. Isn't it my dear? Ugh, I bet Ringo doesn't have to deal with these lines."

"Oh yes indeed. But any night is good as long as I'm with you Paulie. Who wrote this script?"

"True love if I do say so meself."  John snickered before walking onto the other side of the stage.

Unfortunately, Paul's rival John also had feelings for George and became very jealous after George chose Paul over him, even after he bought multiple gifts to impress the younger man. This very night, he spied on the two, waiting for the perfect moment to snatch George.

"That's my character's motive?! Well at least I'm not in another fricken dress." John thought.

"So Paul, why did you bring me here?"

"Well my Georgie, we've been together for ten years now." Paul began, eventually bending down in front of George. "I want to know, would you..." 

But before he could finish, John ran across the stage, kicked him away (Landing right on top of Ringo) and grabbed George by his waist, pulling him over his shoulder.

"John you fiend!! Let him go!!"

"Not in your life McCharmly! George's mine! So get lost and find someone else!!" John sneered before taking off with George who was struggling to get free. "SAVE ME PAUL!!!! Damn, John has some smelly armpits."

"I will my love. I know I will. Oh god if that wasn't cliche written all over then I don't know what is."

"So uh... Can you get off me now?" Muttered Ringo. "I know I'm just the background guy throwing snow but that shouldn't mean that you guys can just..."

"Huh? Oh yeah, sorry Rings."

Looking at the sight ahead of him, Paul set off to rescue his dear George from that scoundrel.

"And that won't be so hard considering we're too cheap to perform on a larger stage with better props." Paul thought.