Stripperella

Backstory: Erotica Jones, yes that's her real name, is an average woman who works at a strip club called the Tenderloins, supporting animal rights(with the exception of crabs), getting fashion designer clothes and accessories, and trying to find the right guy in her life which is normal for a woman of her age. But what no one knows that she's a Superhero and Spy working under the organization called FUGG and yes that's the acronym under the moniker known as Stripperella.

Background:

-Name: Erotica Jones

-Age: 20s to 30s

-Cup Size: E to S

-Occupations: Spy, Stripper, Superhero

-Looks and sounds like Pam Anderson

-Met Pam Anderson in person

-Life Goal: Become a Bride

-Siblings: Chipperella(Brother)

-Young enough to blend in as a High School student

Powers and Abilities:

-Superhuman Physique

>Stated to have the strength of 1000 Men

-IQ: 2000

-Immune to various temperatures and weather conditions

-Can heat the environment to light a man on fire

-Enhanced Lung Capacity

-Flawless body

-Her breasts are lie detectors

-Her hair is a parachute

-A Hammerspace in her cleavage

-Martial Arts training

-Animal Rights Supporter

>Except for Crabs

-4th wall awareness

Equipment:

-Belly Ring Ringer

-Frisbee phone

-Laser Lipstick

-Tongue Scanner

-Grappling Hook

-Bra Phone

-Fingers that can form keys and a scalpel

-Tampon Dagger

>A long range weapon

-Poison Mascara 

-Suicide Gum

-Penny disintegrator

-Invisible Tape Dispenser

-Nipple cutters

>Controls them with her mind

>Can cut through glass, metal, and plastic

-Nipple camera

-Indestructible Nail File

-X-Ray Specs

-Spring loaded boots

-Brrrfume

>Can freeze anything instantly

-Fluffy handcuffs

-Wedding Dress

>High Powered Boob Lamps

>Gas Mask Wedding Veil

>Homing beacons and tracker in the shape of a bouquet of roses

-Robotic Double

-Bottomless Purse

>Extra Hammerspace

-Magnetic Earrings 

-Hair Spray Glue

-Lunch Box Arsenal

>Fruit Rollup ladder

>Banana Phone

>Sharp cheese launcher sandwich

>Supercharged Blasting Thermos

*Blasts through 8 inches of Steel

-Hair Scrunchy Tracking device

-Invisible Bulletproof Umbrella

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Stronger than 1000 Men

-Support the weight of a tree with a tree house on it

-Tanked a point blank explosion without a scratch

-Survived pennies falling onto her in a giant bottle

-Steer around a missile

-Scales to Catt

-Stopped a speeding train by riding on it

-Overpower the pincher of a giant crab

Feats(Speed):

-Dodged and block a barrage of bullets

-Jumped onto a missile

-Dodged beams from a shrink ray at close range

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-Scaling to the strongest men in the world

>The world record of lifting the most weight is 6,270 lbs, since Erotica is stronger than 1000 men that means she's 1000x stronger than the average man which is 6270000 ibs or 3135 tons

>And the record for the strongest punch is 355 psi, with the multiplier she can punch with the force of 355000 psi or 69309414 Joules or .02 tons(Small Building Level)

-Stopping a subway train

>The average weight of a Subway train car is 43 tons, since she is strong enough to top a train made out of 6 of them that would be 258 tons

-Saving ungrateful kids 

>Let's assume the tree that Erotica supported was an oak tree which is 31714 pounds plus the 2 kids would be 82 pounds each so 164 pounds as for the tree house itself it would be 10000 pounds. Combining all of that weight would be 41878 pounds or 21 tons

-Penny shower

>Since Erotica looks like Pam Anderson and the show consistently make comparisons of her so that would mean she's at the same height as her which is 5′ 7″

>In order to find how many Pennies Stripperella tanked we need to find the volume of the bottle. 

>In picture 1, Erotica is 65 pixels tall while the bottom of the bottle is 106 px, that would make the radius 41 px longer than Erotica. That would make the radius 229 feet, as for the height the bottle is 235 px tall and Erotica is 30 px tall which means the bottle is 205 pixels taller than Erotica which make the bottle 1145 feet tall. Making the volume of the bottle 188637000 gallons

>Now for the pennies, the average weight of a penny is 3.11 grams and the diameter is 20.3 mm. Since it takes 7771 pennies to fill a gallon, this would mean she survived the weight of 1,465,898,100,000 pennies or 5,025,375 tons. It would take 50 psi to crush the human body into paste so that means she withstood 11256840000 psi, which makes her 225136800x more durable than the average man. The average bullet exert a force of 50,000 psi or 22 tons, she can withstand 5 megatons(Small City Level)

-Overpowering a Giant Crab's claw

>While on her mission in saving the world she met a giant crab, assuming the crab is a Christmas Red Crab. We need to find the height and weight of the crab of that species which is 11 inches and it weighs around 24 pounds which makes the body surface area around 2.4 square feet

>A2 = A1 * (L2/L1)^2

>Since it towers over the Palm Tree which is 50 feet tall I would say that crab is 100 feet tall or 1200 inches.

>Using the Cube Square Law, I have deduced that that crab is 198x bigger than the average crab. The average pinch force of a crab is 1765.2 newtons, which means that giant crab's pincher can have the force of 349510 Newtons or 107 Kilojoules which is Wall Level.

Final Verdict: Small City Level

Stats(Speed):

-Bullet speed

>The speed of a bullet is Mach 2.3 and she can deflect and dodge them on the regular which makes her Supersonic in reaction and combat speeds

-Rocket of a Rocket Launcher speed

>The Speed of the average rocket launcher is  Mach 13 which is Hypersonic+

-Dodging beams from the Shrink ray

>Since the device is called a Shrink Ray and rays are light that would make her reactions at the speed of light

Final Verdict: Superhuman in movement and running speed, Speed of Light in reactions and combat speed

Weaknesses:

-Her Animal Rights mindset prevents her from harming animal based opponents

-Has other human weaknesses

-Nearly exposed her secret identity by complete accident as a running gag

-Thought she was jinxed on every August 9th

-Doesn't have the time to find a guy

-Due to her occupation as a stripper, most men wouldn't date a stripper despite the fact she thinks that strippers are people too

-Her sexualized body can hurt people without her realizing it

-Despite being straight herself, some women were attracted to her

-Most of her weapons aren't for combat

-Basically likes fashion

-Despite her high IQ, she often fall for traps some occasions

Possible Opponents:

-Captain Carter(MCU)

-Black Widow(MCU)

-Widowmaker

-Agent Carolina

-Gru

-James Bond

-Jason Borne

-Megamind

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