Jin~

"You better hope the baby ain't ugly or it's going back in."

Jungkook~

*pushes baby out for her cuz he's the golden freaking maknae*

V~ 

*confused* "Wait. How did THAT get in there?"

Jimin~ 

*prays the baby looks like Jungkook*

Suga~ 

"HOLY SHET. This is tiring af." *takes a nap*

Rap Monster~ 

"Now how am I suppose to beat that p*ssy like you've never felt before?"

J-Hope~

"Don't worry honey I'm here for y-" *faints*