Tony

"Hey honey, babe, sugar cakes-"

"WHAT!? Its three in the morning Tony. What?"

"Want to get freaky?"

"No."

"...How about now?"

"Go to bed."

Steve

"Erm...Y/N?"

"Yeah? Whats wrong?"

"Uh do you happen to...uh...I mean, do you want to..."

"Spit it out."

"FONDUE!"

"...I'm not really hungry..."

*face palm* "No not the food the-"

"Night Steve."

*frowns*

Bruce

"You know, my hands aren't the only things that can smash."

"Bruce...no."

Pietro

"Hey kitten!" *rip*

"..."

"HA, didn't see that coming now did ya?"

"Put your pants back on."

Bucky

"There is only one thing harder than my arm ya know."

"Yeah I know Buck."

* :D *

"Its your head. Good night Bucky."

* D: *

Thor

"May I make Love to you endless tonight?"

"No."

"Damn. I don't get humans."

* >:T *

"...pardon..."

Clint

"LETS DO IT!" *jumps on you*

*punch*

"OR NOT!"

Loki

"Want to be my mewlimg quim tonight?"

"...was that supposed to make me swoon?"

"..."

"I though so, now shut up and let me sleep...mewling quim."

*gasps*

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These boys got some awful attempts...

Sorry for the weirdness, I like these though and wanted to try something new ;)

And don't forget to send your requests to me if you want them!

- HANNAH BANANA