'I have a date for Redtail :: when there's a hunting patrol out : hide in the bushes and jump out screaming at them then run away like a crazy maniac'

From: mississippi_wolf

"Gee, thanks for the dare." Redtail says sarcastically then goes into a bush as a Dawn Patrol walks by.

"Okay, so you need to go into a hunting crouch and quietly stalk forwa-" Cherryfall starts to explain to Sparkpaw- until Redtail jumps out screaming and runs away like a complete mousebrain.

"Uh..." Cherryfall says with a startled look as she saw the StarClan cat.

"He's not really good at hunting. You're supposed to be quiet." Sparkpaw says. Cherryfall facepaws.

*Meanwhile*

Redtail reaches for a tree branch as he climbs up out of breath- he always had a habit of climbing up a tree if he was out of breath.

"What took you so long?" Willowpelt asks jokingly.

"Well*gasp* I had to *gasp* run like a*gasp* maniac*gasp* so I did*gasp*." Redtail says between gasps.

Okay, the next one is...

'I dare Redtail to take revenge on his sibli-'

Redtail burns all of Patchpelt's comics.

"NOOOO!!!" Patchpelt says. "MY MANGA! MY COMICS! MY GRAPHIC NOVELS! NOOO!"

Dude don't interrupt me. -_-

"Just had to get it off my chest." Patchpelt says.

Ugh. Anyway, next comment-

"There's more?! Are you kidding me?" Redtail interrupts irritated.

Yep, next one is

'I have a question for red tail why do u like your books so much!?'

From Hollyleaf

"Thy books shall give information of life and the soul, of power between good and bad, the answers to conflict, lessons on what you shall gain from your actions, and that there's not always happ-""Dude, that's so lame." Patchpelt interrupts. 

"No, not reading books is lame." Redtail retorts. "As lame as you."

"Hey!" Patchpelt says angrily. 

ANYWAY-

That's all for now folks!