HANDCUFFED-NESS X3

(This is fun :3 XD)
Jimmy:...Why. *Groans and sighs* A dare....From Delirious_Senpai "I dare everyone to be handcuffed to the person the hate for 5 chapters"...*Handcuffed to Toast* ._.
Toast: -.- I'm surprised everyone isn't handcuffed to you--
Jimmy: I SWEAR--
Spooker: *Handcuffed to Ghost* I never knew Toast was sassy!
Jimmy: You forgot how he's an a--
Toast: Casket. Stop. *Glares*
Jimmy: Make me! *Narrows eyes*
Spooker: Wait I thought Jimmy had a crush on Toast....
Ghost: What the hell-- Oh..
Jimmy: I have so many questions. WHY?! Why would you think that?! -.-
Toast: That's revolting....
Jimmy: Okay Chill...*Rolls eyes*
Spooker: Well Jimmy...You did kinda kill all of us apart from Toast calling him Senpai..*Nods slowly*
Jimmy: WHAT?! 0.0 WHEN?!
Toast: When you said how you blacked out....But I did get to hit you with a frying pan..*Shrugs* So it wasn't all bad.
Ghost: Johnny..!!
Toast: Sir. He killed you. And literally everyone else!
Ghost: He didn't know...!
Spooker: Or did he....? >:3
Ghost: Shut up.
Spooker: MEANIE!
Toast: *Sighs* This is ridiculous. I can't believe this. ;-; Why the person we hate? Won't that just cause more problems--
Jimmy: stop whining about it. What are the handcuffs too dirty? Should they be polished gold or something? *Rolls eyes*
Toast: What?--
Jimmy: Oh ya know. Since you're royalty you're obviously better than everyone....Only the best for the royal pain in the ass. *Shrugs*
Toast: *Growls* The handcuffs aren't the problem. You are. If you were a decent person, we wouldn't be handcuffed.
Jimmy: How is this suddenly my fault?!
Ghost: Guys for the love of God. *Groans and sighs*
Spooker: I Have a question.
Ghost: It's gonna be stupid.
Spooker: YOUR FACE IS STUPID. ;^;.....Anyway. What if we gotta pee...?
Everyone: *Silent*....
Spooker:...I'm just saying like...What then? I've had this question the second this happened...
Jimmy: Why is that the first problem you come against..? You're handcuffed to someone you hate and you think about what happens when you need to pee....
Spooker: I value my health! And my business! *Huffs* I'm just confused because...I mean would the other person have to go in or--
Ghost: Please shut the hell up.
Toast: That is terrifying to think of...
Jimmy: that's...disgusting. Spooker stop.
Spooker: But I'm confused...
Ghost: Doesn't take much does it? -.- You're pretty damn stupid for someone who has a job -.- why would the other person willingly walk in?! They'd stay outside as the door is closed! *Rolls eyes*
Spooker: But it won't close the entire way because of the thingyyyy! ;^; I want my privacy! What if ya gotta poop?!
Ghost and Spooker: *Arguing about the current topic*
Toast: This is an uncomfortable topic.
Jimmy: Really? I think it really relates to you...*nods*
Toast:...Hygiene?
Jimmy: No.....The fact you're a piece of sh--
Me: *Le poof I is here, covers Jimmy's mouth* AND NOW WE'RE ENDING THIS YAAYYY! ^-^ *uncovers his mouth* No. cursing. And everyone please stop arguing. *Sighs*...I get this is a bad situation for you all but just...calm down. And ignore each other if you have to..
Spooker: But I don't like getting ignored...! *Frowns*
Me:..*Hugs Spooker* I'll talk to you. Or Toast or Jimmy can...Just not together...
Spooker: Yaaayyy! X3
Me: Good. Now. Jimmy do the outro thing that you do. Then each of you take turns to sign off. No arguing. Okay?
Jimmy: Fine.
Spooker: M'kayyyy! ^-^
Ghost: Sure...
Toast: Alright...
Me: Good! :3 *Le poof I is gone*
Jimmy: *Rolls eyes*..."Thanks" for the dare -.- Make sure to keep leaving dares and questions in the comments. See ya.
Ghost: Bye....-.-
Toast: Goodbye...*Sighs*
Spooker: Bye byeeee! *Happy boi*
Me: *Le poof I is here* See? That's a much nicer way to--
Jimmy: Just end it.
Toast: Show respect for once.
Spooker: Guys nuuuu ;-;
Ghost: Spooker don't get involved what the hell? -.-
All four: *Arguing again*
Me:....*Sighs* See ya...later bunnies....Baaaiiii... ;-;



(This is gonna be a long four chapters-- XD)

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