Having a bald of a time (No one will undestand that pun, but oh well.)

Bill: Centy, Get me a serum that'll remove all hair from a person's head.
Centy: SIR YES SIR! TO THE SECRET LAB! *Pulls lever, Falls down into secret lab* Now....*Gets a bucket of things* A little dash of scissors, a cup of razors, Some combs, yada yada yada, BOOM! ANTI HAIR SERUM! *Goes up to Bill, hands serum to Bill* Here you go, Bill!
Bill: Yes....Perfect. TO Princess__of__Hell's HOUSE! *Instantly catches on fire with 618 Degree burns*....She already knew what I was up to, didn't she?
Centy: Yes, I sense that she did. Oh well, when a prank doesn't work...
Bill:....DO THE PRANK ON SWE9TYNE26! SWE9TYNE26'S HOUSE!

*Time skip*
Swe9tyNE26: *Comes out after shower* Well, time to waste my life again. *Lays on the couch with Trash Can Robot* So, what's Adam ruining today?
Trash Can Robot: Just some fake history. This is the part where he reveals the truth about the Cold War....Oh yeah, also, your hair is falling out.
Swe9tyNE26: Huh? *Looks in mirror, Realizes all his hair has fallen out* Huh. Well, That at least's gets rid of my hair lice problem. However, lay I knew, My shampoo doesn't make my hair disappear, otherwise I would have become the new Mr. Clean years ago. It must be something else...*Takes a random severed head, Rubs shampoo on severed head, Hair falls off severed head*...Huh. So it must be some prank....Wait! Trash can, are you pondering what I'm pondering!?
Trash Can Robot: I think so, NE26, But panty hoes are so uncomfortable in the summer time.
Swe9tyNE26: Yes, which is why I despise Panty hoes, but that's not what I'm talking about now. I say we parody one of our favorite fictional characters!
Trash can robot: But my design is already a big rip off of a Dalek, and aren't we already making small references to Pinky and the brain?
Swe9tyNE26: No, the other of our favorite tv series.
Trash Can Robot:.....OH! YES! LET'S GO SHAVE A PINK DOG!
Swe9tyNE26: Yes, and why stop at the dog? We'll shave anyone that makes us feel *Huge crooked grin*...Naughty.... *Grabs out razor* Come, my Friend. Let's speak in rhymes and open up a freaky barber shop where we do freaky barber things.
Trash Can Robot: Yes, THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.

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