Another Google Translate Mess-Up
K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* Guys! We have another dare! *waves them over*
Pip: *stares down at the ground contemplating about life and slowly lifting his head up as he hears the koala talk* Who is it for?
K.C.: You two! *beams but a bit of obvious concern made it onto her face, wondering what was happening in the world*
Freddy: *leaves the babies he was playing with and walks over to the koala, pulling his penguin pal along him halfway* Who is it from?
K.C.: It's from Ethan-Walker *smiles as she hands over the Fly Pad* I guess I'll be leaving now! Bye! *waves goodbye happily to them as she exits the nursery*
Pip: It says... *starts reading from the Fly Pad* I dare Pip and Freddy to read another script of the LatinSpanish!T.O.T.S. translated to English
Freddy: *eyes widen as he notices one small pinned note* Oh, look! There it is!
Pip: Hmmm... *clicks his tongue as he clicks into the notes and they start reading the script*
Pip, Freddy and some babies (who are definitely not delivered) are in the nursery
F: A mole here, a mole there, and TA-DA! Decorated to perfection, it looks just like you Chuck. Chuck laughs
F: You guys really know how to do a good job decorating eggs.
Pip: Why did they need to add the note in the parentheses? *tilts his head, looking very much offended but seems like he could also be laughing* How stupid do they think we are?
Freddy: Remember that this was originally written in English — whatever that language is — then translated and re-written into Latin Spanish — whatever that language is either — and translated back again using a very unreliable translating tool?
Pip: *clicks his tongue* I guess so, but it still doesn't excuse it that much
Pip: And this one looks like you! Happy easter rabbit girl. Hahaha
F: Give me another egg to paint, Pip
Pip: Here you go, Freddymen...* JP appears out of nowhere and takes Pip's egg * What the heck ?!
Pip: *stares at the Fly Pad screen with an unamused face as he reads, speaking sarcastically* "Hahaha" What the heck was that for?
Freddy: This was a little too strong language for a kids' show, if the show they're making about us is for kids... *frowns with a concerned look*
Pip: Freddy, we use strong language when needed. I still am angry at how they made a show about us without our permission. It's creepy *shakes his head as he shudders a little bit just thinking about it*
JP: * French accent * You have to be much faster if you want to try to beat me today
Pip: Beat you in what, JP?
JP: In the annual egg hunt for T.O.T.S.
Pip: *unamused expression mixed with a little bit of disappointment* I think it's known that J.P. has a French accent. Also, I think it's kinda disrespectful — making it obvious that they have another accent.
Freddy: Yeah. There's no official accent anyway *frowns with disappointment at how society had become*
Pip: Icicles, T.O.T.S. have his own egg hunt?
Freddy: It's fun
JP: It will be a lot of fun watching me win another trophy * Spawnea 4 gold trophies out of nowhere like I did last year, the year before, and the year before that, and the year before before that. Pip and Freddy are fangirling with giant eyes
Pip: The spelling and grammar here is concerning *furrows his eyebrows with an almost playful smirk dancing on his face*
Freddy: *tries to sound as casual as he could but his voice falters a little bit* Were you really fangirling at J.P.?
Pip: *smirks a little bit and speaks in a sarcastic tone* One, thank you so much for assuming my gender *returns to his normal tone as he shakes his head* Two, J.P. is more of a celebrity crush than anything. If you tell anyone, I swear—
Both: Wow
F: How do you make them look so shiny?
JP: When I win another trophy I will allow you to clean it up. I see them in the competition.
Pip: *sarcastically reads aloud in the most monotonous voice ever* "Wow"
Freddy: Is (LatinSpanish!)JP really making us clean his trophies? That's... child labour... *shakes his head with even more disappointment*
Pip: *looks like he's about to comment on the irony of it all considering that even at the moment they were children labourers but decides to stay silent*
Pip: That is exciting. It will also be our first Easter egg hunt imagine if we win the trophy.
F: But we will have to beat JP, and he is super fabulous, so he told me.
Pip: But I can do something that he can't. I can use my sense of smell to find the eggs anywhere. * Makes a belly slide and breathes * Like this one! Hey? This egg looks different from the rest
Pip: I sound so dead here *shakes his head as he laughs with disappointment*
Freddy: This still had the 'super fabulous' thing, huh? *raises his eyebrows quite playfully*
Pip: I mean... it's not wrong. J.P. is super fabulour after all... *a dreamy expression crosses his face before he returns back to reality*
F: It is gigantic. Imagine all that I can paint there
KC: Friends, be careful with that, it is not an easter egg it is your next delivery, a baby peacock named Percy
Pip: Is that a peacock? I thought the peacock looked like this * Show a photo on the FlightPad
Pip: *starts repeatedly banging his head on the floor* We. *thud* Sound. *thud* So. *thud* Dead. *thud*
Freddy: Keep that up and I'm going to have to assume you have died as well *chuckles lovingly as he continues to watch the penguin*
Pip: *stops thumping his head on the floor and looks up to give the flamingo a smile* Maybe I am dead, Fredamingo, and we are just not aware of it
F: Yes! Percy is weird
KC: It's because it didn't hatch. Can I trust them to keep the egg safe?
Pip: Sure you do! Freddy won't lose sight of him
Pip: *says in a sarcatic voice* Wow, Freddy *looks at him with a teasing smile* That was truly kind of you!
Freddy: *exchanges a cheeky smile with the penguin as he decides to play along* Why, thank you! I do appreciate you giving me all the work without my consent!
((Always make sure to ask for consent, kiddos. It can save your life))
F: I'm going to take care of an egg at Easter! I have a great idea! Wait a minute Pip * takes Percy and paints him *. Isn't Percy absolutely egg- bearable?
KC: I knew they were the perfect Pilots for this delivery. KC leaves and takes the baby rabbit, while Paulie starts talking on the speakers
Paulie: The search is about to begin, go to the park. To the park. Quack!
Freddy: Uh... *leans back a bit as if from disgust at the poor sense of humour* "Egg-bearable"? What the heck is that? *turns to look at the penguin with a horrified look*
Pip: It's another translation error for sure *shrugs as he clicks his tongue while he continues reading* Now, "pilots", on the other wing...
Freddy: Forget that! *points to a spot on the script* Look at this! "Quack"! Whatever that is!
Pip: Did you hear that Freddy? We must go if we want to win the trophy
F: But Pip. We have to take care of little Percy, remember?
Pip: Right. How about we take Percy with us ?!
Pip: *looks like he wants to scoff but ends up just staring at the Fly Pad* What the heck is the exclamation point combined with the question mark for?
Freddy: I dunno *shrugs* The grammer's also a little wack
F:I don't know, can we keep Percy warm and safe and hunt for the eggs at the same time?
Pip: We'll do it right, because our egg is clear. Heh? Did you get it? Clear and yolk. Change of scene, everyone is in the "park" of T.O.T.S. waiting for the competition to start while talking nonsense. If we are going to win this quest we must not waste time. Do you see any eggs, Freddy? Pip looks at Freddy while he is snuggling Percy, Pip makes a disappointed (or jealous?) face.
Freddy: Just little Percy between my wings, warm and safe. * Hugs Percy * And he is sooooo Cute!
Pip: *beak opens as he has an unamused expression on his face mixed with a little bit of confusion* What the heck was that? "Egg is clear"? "Clear and yolk"? I'm sorry but the translation wacked up everything
Freddy: *eyes widen as he remembers the face Pip made and just stays quiet and tries to not smile*
CB: Today is the egg hunt for T.O.T.S. * Everyone celebrates less JP * Whoever finds the most eggs before time runs out will win this year's special hunting trophy * All but JP * surprised IN their pilot marks!
Pip: Do you think I can beat you this year JP?
JP: * French accent * I think everyone has a chance.
Pip: "less J.P."? *scoffs and shakes his head with a laugh as he looks at the Fly Pad again* Is this a maths equation or something?
Freddy: Yeah, there's that, but there's also the all-caps "IN" and then "pilot marks" again *tilts his head as his face scrunches up with confusion*
Pip: Not only that but it's the return of implying that a French accent is not a normal accent *sighs with disappointment, wanting to give up on the world*
Pip: Even Freddy and me.
JP:A chance to be humiliated by me in second place.
CB: NOW!
Pip: *fakes a cough* Freddy and I *fakes another cough*
Freddy: *tries not to blush what the penguin said even if it is just a correction and tries to distract himself* "Humiliated" is a strong choice of word for this translation *frowns as he leans back a little bit*
Let's find them all.
Let's the hunt start!
Let's find them all.
And I'm going to beat on this hunt
You have to search every corner and more
Pip: *frowns* This is okay until "Let us the hunt start"...
Freddy: I'm giving up with the grammar of the translation *shakes his head as he frowns*
I found one!
Freddy: *face lights up* Good grammar! Thank you!
Pip: *raises his eyebrows* You are aware that only happened because it was one line translated, right?
Only one?
Freddy: *shakes his head with a happy smile* I don't care. I will bask in this for as long as I can
Pip: I mean, I guess so *shrugs*
It's my mission be the champion!
Let's find them all!
Let's find them all
Freddy: *practically hugging the Fly Pad at this point* Good grammar! You're my saviour!
Pip: Yeah, but this is also a song, and I don't think it'll really suit it *tries humming it under his breath and winces a little bit*
Find them very quickly!
Nothing is a big challenge for me as you see it.
Freddy hurry up because we can't stop!
Freddy: Where is the comma? *lets go of the Fly Pad and just collapses onto the ground*
Pip: *murmurs under his breath* My dearest, comma...
I'm coming Pip. Come on Percy.
Freddy: Why does the world hate commas? *repeatedly thumps his head on the ground*
Pip: *continues murmuring* With a comma after dearest...
You have to run to everyone defeat.
Let's find them all!
Let's find them all!
Freddy: Uh... *completely gives up on life*
Pip: *laughs lovingly a bit as he stares at the flamingo*
This way.
Freddy: Finally! *lifts his head up a little bit*
Pip: *chuckles again as he places a comforting flipper on the shoulder of the fallen flamingo*
Don't be afraid I'll protect you and cuddle.
Pip: Awww! That sound so much sweeter! I want that in life! *starts to turn the slightest shade of rose as he realises what he just said*
Freddy: *tries not to have a pan panic*
Pirouette
Pip: What the heck was that? *tilts his head*
Freddy: I give up *groans as he falls to the floor again*
Hey Pip may the best bird win And you perfectly know that there is no one who reached me
o F YOINK!
Pip: "o F YOINK"? What the heck was that? That was extra and confusing *shakes his head*
Freddy: *smiles sheepishly knowing it will annoy the penguin* Oof yoink
Let's find them all
And to the front you will go!
Let's find them all
THAT's NOT an EGG! AAH !!!
You have to swim, fly, run to find them all
I'm going the baby to take care of
Pip: What is with the capital letters? *raises his eyebrows skeptically*
Freddy: Not only that, but the grammar! *collapses on the floor again*
There are around here!
Or in the sea!
Take care of!
Here it will fall
Or maybe here!
TAKE CARE OF!
I'm going to find them all!
THE HUNT IS ON!
Pip: *inhales and looks away, contemplating life* What is with the all-caps?
Freddy: "Take care of"? *tilts his head*
F: The fluffy cloud blew and blew its way across the sky
Pip: *Sniff* For all my eggs (No Pip! Just don't say that) Wohoo! *Pip does a belly sliding in the water while competing against JP to grab an egg*
JP: *French accent* That egg is mine!
Pip: Why the heck did it need the note there? Is whoever wrote/transalted this that stupid? *shakes his head* And not the accent thing again...
Freddy: *has a proud smile and fakes a sniff* That's good for the cloud...
F: And they lived fluffy foreve~ ee~er * Throws Percy into the air * Oh no. Nugget!
Pip: *runs where Percy* I got it. I have it! Phew.
F: Well done, Pip! Are you okay Percy? Oh well, you are a soooo cute and happy little egg
Freddy: *murmus under his breath* Forever... and ever... and ever and ever and ever...
Pip: You didn't literally throw Percy into the air though *frowns skeptically* And you don't use the word "nugget"
JP: Another egg for JP. There is nothing wrong with being humiliated in second place. Except of course it's me *4 trophies are spawned out of nowhere, again*
Pip: We are losing Freddy. I need you to be useful found eggs
F: But it's hard to hunt for eggs and take care of Percy.
Pip: How in the world can Freddy be a useful found egg? *shakes his head hopelessly and decides to give up on life and Google Translate*
Freddy: And then the usage of humiliate again *scrunches his face up as he moves away from the Fly Pad a little bit more*
Pip: *smug* Hm! This penguin has a plan! *Extremely fast movement that ends with Percy tied to Freddy*. Voila! How you feel?
F: * In doubt * Uncomfortable?
Pip: Cool! We can go faster. Come on! l'm going to smell them and you're going to follow me and grab them Pip does a belly sliding while Freddy follows him running There's one there *Sniff* Another in the sand *Sniff* One in the bushes. If we continue like this, I will be able to win. Do you have all Freddy?
Pip: Uh... The whole wording of it all seems so dead and lazy and I have no idea if it's the writer's fault or Google Translate... *frowns with more disappointment*
Freddy: *seems to not be paying much attention anymore and singing softly* ... never in doubt, we—
Pip: Uh... Freddy? *flashes the flamingo a polite smile* Focus?
F: *Tired while stretching* Almost everyone rcy is about to fall* Oh no! Percy! *Freddy slips* Ah! Ah! AH! Look I grab an egg
Pip: Freddy, you're losing my eggs
F: Really? *Turns around* Where? The eggs come out of the basket and reach Ava and Bodhi.
Freddy: *tilts his head as a confused look settles there* "Everyone rcy"? *shakes his head* Also it sounds like we're just narrating what we do sometimes...
Pip: *seems to have grown bored and now his head gears are turning to spew out the most random things* Out of context, this sounds like we're a family taking care of our children which are in eggs
Ava: Ha! I found one!
B: *excited* YESSS! I finally found one Pip runs around trying to grab the other eggs when JP spawns out of nowhere and takes them away.
Pip: *worried* Oh no!
Pip: What. Is. With. The. All-caps? *tries to fake a smile and looks both concerned and concerning*
Freddy: We also seem really dead here *frowns at their poor expression*
JP: *Kiss the easter eggs* Two more for JP
Pip: *Speaking decisively* To humiliate him and win the trophy, you have to find many more eggs. *Sniff* Freddy LOOK! *Extremely excited* If we grab those eggs, I'm going to win
F: Feathers! Come on Percy! Pip does a belly sliding to climb the tree but fails.
Freddt: Forget the all-caps, what is with the continuous usage of "humiliate"? *looks up at the glass ceiling of the nursery*
Pip: How about the "feathers"? *raises his eyebrow at the flamingo*
Pip: *Discouraged* Oh!I can't reach it *Give an order* You must take me there
F:I can't fly with Percy here
Pip: He's going to be safe here *Put Percy on the floor*
Pip: The spacing and capitalisation is concerning *raises his eyebrows at the Fly Pad*
Freddy: *sounds dead as he says it* We also sound dead...
F:I don't know. I promised KC that I would take care of Percy
Pip: It will only take a second.
F: Mh. Ahm. *Sad* But... Percy
Freddy: "Mh. Ahm." *smiles and appears quite satisfied* I like the sound of it. I'm gonna use it more
Pip: Please don't use it too much *shakes his head with a vague laugh*
Pip: Percy it's fine. He'll be fine. Freddy makes a sad face before flying while Percy begins to hatch These eggs are going to lay us first. Percy rolls around while Pip collects all the eggs that are in the tree *Proud* Look at all these eggs!
F: There are many, but we must see how Percy is now.
Pip: Ok let's go Freddymenco. One, two, three, four, five, six...
Freddy: *frowns and looks over at his penguin pal, concerned* You sound like you're having an attack there...
Pip: *completely stone-faces* I'm fine
Freddy: We're back Percy!
Pip: Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen ...
Freddy: PERCY?!
Pip: *vague and far-off expression on his face* Counting is nice
Freddy: *frowns, looking at his penguin pal with a concerned look*
Pip: Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen ...
F: PIP! Percy is not there!
Pip: Twent... WHAT ?! But it is an egg. He can't get up and leave. It has no legs!
Pip: *a vague smile still on his beak* Yay, counting
Freddy: Uh... Pip? *moves a little closer to the penguin*
F: Percy! Percy!
Pip: Aha! Look there on the grass
F: Here we go Percy Pip and Freddy are going to chase Percy until JP shows up.
Freddy: "Are going to"? Can't this script decide on a verb tense? *tilts his head*
Pip: It's translated, remember, Fredamingo? *finally gets rid of his dreamy look*
JP: Hm? *He and Pip stops*
Both: One, two, three, five, eight, ten, thirteen, twenty.
JP: *Surprised* You and I have the same amount of eggs. But I already found the egg that this year's champion will return to me.
Freddy: *smiles as his friend returns back to reality*
Pip: *eyes light up again* Counting!
Pip: Not if can get it before. *JP and Pip race to grab the Golden Easter Egg* I'm back in a belly sliding, Freddy. *Smug* l'm going to defeat JP
F:I have you Percy *The egg cracks* Ah? Oh! *Tenderly* Percy is about to hatch *Amazed and terrified* PERCY IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF HIS EGGSHELL !!! *Percy runs away* Percy Where are you going? I can't find Percy. Pip beats JP in the race, but stays put after listening to Freddy.
Pip: Freddy can't find Percy. Oh no! *Walks to where Freddy is until JP stops him*
Pip: This... *shakes his head* How this whole is written is very concerning... We... still sound dead. And the wording of large chunks of this is concerning, and the descriptions here sound mediocre and are seriously lacking more depth. *inhales for a long time and releases a long, disappointed sigh* And the overuse of not only the all-caps, but also exclanation points. *frowns a little bit, unamused* And it seems that Translate had also given up on proper punctuation and capitalisation
Pip: If anyone working for Google is here, please fix Google Translate
Freddy: Mmm... Yeah *nods his head vigorously in agreement, reluctant to rant at this point*
JP: Why are you leaving? You didn't want to humiliate me and win the trophy *Point to the trophy* Pip looks at Freddy who is desperately searching for Percy.
Pip: *Sad* I wanted to. But there is something more important than humiliating yourself and winning.
JP: *Curious* What could be more important than that? *Grabs the golden egg*
Freddy: The overusage of "humiliate" is concerning! *frowns at the Fly Pad*
Pip: The fact that LatinSpanish!J.P. thinks humiliating him is the most important thing in the world is making me even more concerned of his mental health *has a sympathetic look on his face*
Pip: Helping Freddy find Percy is more important. *Happy while doing a belly sliding* Il'm going to help you Freddy.
F: Percy! Percy, where are you?
Pip: *European accent* Percy
Pip: *eyes widen with terror and rolls his eyes, shaking his head with disappointment* Not another one of those stupid accent things...
Freddy: We still sound dead! *frowns*
F: Percy! PERCY! *Sticks his head in a tree* Where are you?
Pip: I don't see it anywhere
F: *Sad* Now what are we going to do?
Pip: The return of the overused all-caps *fakes a smile*
Freddy: *sighs* And we still sound dead...
Pip: *Embarrassed, sad and with big eyes* l'm so European accent* I was more sorry focused on being narcissistic and winning than helping you take care of Percy. stork girl appear looking for Percy JP. What are you doing? I thought you wanted to win the trophy.
JP: *French accent* There are much more important things than win *Puts his wing on Pip's shoulder as he continues his speech* Like finding a lost egg. And who could be better than a four- time super fabulous egg hunt champion like moi, JP.
B: I will help with whatever you need.
Pip: *releases one long sigh once again* The description here is so — for lack of a better word — cringey *raises his eyebrows skeptically* "l'm so European accent"? *sighs again as he shakes his head* And the accent thing. Two times. It's getting annoying. *has a sarcastic edge as he speaks* Also, thank you for assuming the stork's gender
Freddy: I— You know what? I give up *looks away and sighs*
F: OH! Look *Points to Percy* Percy is jumping on the tires.
Pip: *Yelling* AFTER THAT EGG !!!
Pip: More overuse of all-caps and an excess of exclamation points *sighs and sounds really tired*
Freddy: *fakes enthusiasm as he speaks* And we still sound dead
Reach to the egg
We need to get him!
Reach to the egg
He must be okay
You have to swim, fly, run to that egg reach
Pip: You know what? *closes his eyes and inhales* I accept this grammr
Freddy: Definitely an improvement, but not good enough *shakes his head with disappointment*
You have to keep it alive without hesitation
Beware of dropping him
That egg is very special.
We're going after Percy! QUACK!
Reach to the egg
Reach to the egg
Pip: This really doesn't fit with a song *shakes his head*
Freddy: What is with the "quack" in all caps? *tilts his head as his face scrunches up in confusion*
Pip: Uff *European accent* l've got you Percy.
F: You are warm and safe with us.
All: With all of us Percy begins to hatch while Pip holds it between his fins.
Pip: *inhales deeply, gritting his teeth and furrowing his eywbrows, then sighs, sounding cold and form* The accent thing. Again *shakes his head a little bit*
Freddy: *fakes enthusiasm again* And punctuation is dead!
F: Look Pip, it's hatching
Everyone: *Looks tenderly* OH!
F: You are even more egg-bearable out of the shell
Pip: *groans* More senseless all-caps
Freddy: *fakes a grin* And more ruined punctuation!
CB: Good job JP, you found the most eggs which means you are still the relentless champion of T.O.T.S. JP watch as Pip and Freddy play with Percy
JP: *French accent* Well. I could have found the most number of eggs. But Pip and Freddy found Percy. Maybe they deserve the trophy more than me *offers them the trophy* Pip gapes while Freddy is happy
Pip: WOW! *Takes the trophy* THANK YOU VERY MUCH JP!
Pip: I — I can't even begin to say how much this is annoying me, and I've only glanced once *inhales and sighs* It still makes us sound so dead *shakes his head* The description is lacking depth and meaning *grits his teeth again and furrows his eyebrows* And the damn accent thing! Not to mention the all-caps is just fully cringe... *looks away* I need to read a long, good book after this
Freddy: Yep *nods his head in agreement* This was disappointing... As always... They seriously need to fix Google Translate...
F: It is our own trophy.
A: Good jub, guys!
JP: After all I already have many *Spawn the 4 trophies for the last time* Pip and Freddy deliver Percy. END
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