Paz: So we have another dare! 

Gideon: Yep! Sorry for being gone for so long, Dipper was being an angsty teen again 

Dipper: *from distance* I can kill you in eight different ways 

Gideon: *laughs nervously* No but seriously, even Author-chan is sorry for being gone so long. She's so sorry that she promised to write a oneshot, chapter two for 'You Make Me Sane' and-

Author-chan: I DID NOT PROMISE THIS!! 

Gideon: Okay, so this dare is from unknown4664 and they dare us to meet our future selves, and if they have kids, future kids as well! This'll be exciting!! 

Mabel: So since we're fifteen, how about we go ahead ten years and see where we go from there? 

Gideon: You might wanna bring King Angsty Teen with you *points to Dipper* 

Dipper: Oi! I'm not an angsty teen 

Everyone but Dipper: YES YOU ARE, SIR SARCASTIC! 

Dipper: *fixes hair* Oh shut it 

Mabel: So it's simple, I'll take Gideon with me and you *points to Dipper* can take Paz 

Paz: You've got to be kidding me 

Mabel and Gideon: *disappear* 

Paz: *looks at Dipper* You know why they did that, right? 

Dipper: No, I'm afraid I dunno 

Paz: You're ly-

Dipper: That's right *smirks* 

Paz: Whatever, just don't try anything, Gleeful 

Dipper: Wouldn't dream of it *wraps arms around her waist and pulls her closer* Ready? 

Paz: Yes 

Dipper: *snaps and they disappear* 

* * * 

Mabel: Well, this is Reverse Falls, ten years in the future 

Gideon: *gets up* It looks absolutely the same 

Mabel: Yeah but you know what won't be the same? 

Gideon: What?

Mabel: Dipper and Paz will actually be together here! 

Dipper: Yeah yeah yeah, we already know that 

Paz: That isn't true! 

Mabel: Then let's head to Gleeful Manor and find out 

Dipper: How about we teleport? 

Everyone but Dipper: Oh yeah, that's a good idea 

Dipper: *teleports them* 

Paz: This place looks. . .decorated 

Mabel: Yeah, but for what occasion? 

Gideon: Let's figure out! *walks to the door* 

Mabel: *follows him* This is actually going to be interesting *rings doorbell* 

Dipper: Mabel, did you just ring the doorbell to our own house? 

Mabel: Well, they dunno that it's our house! *door opens* 

Older Mabes: Hello? 

Mabel: *is shocked* 

Dipper: Wow you look great 

Mabel: DIPPER! 

Older Mabes: Dipper? 

Dipper: The younger version 

Older Mabes: This is crazy 

Mabel: Yeah, we got dared to meet our future selves! 

Older Mabes: Oh, I remember doing the ask or dare book, man that was weird 

Dipper: Is older Gideon here? 

Gideon: I WANNA SEE MY FUTURE SELF! 

Older Mabes: Yeah, he's inside, come right on in, you're just in time for cake 

Paz: Cake? Who's birthday is it? 

Older Mabes: *smirks* you'll see *leads them inside* Gideon! Someone's here to see you 

Older Gids: What the. . .? 

Gideon: Hiya, Future me! 

Older Gids: Mabes, you remember when we did the ask or dare book? 

Older Mabes: Mhm

Older Gids: I think this is what they're doing

Paz: Mhm, now where is my future self? 

Older Gids: *grins* I'll show you *leads the four of them into the kitchen* Paz! 

Older Pazzie: *walks away from the table and looks at them* What's going on? 

Older Gids: Remember when we did that ask or dare book? 

Older Pazzie: Yes, I remember 

Older Gids: Well that's what they're doing 

Paz: Well, who's birthday is it?  

Older Pazzie: Veronica's and Darwin's

Mabel: Who's that? 

Older Pazzie: My kids 

Paz: MY KIDS?! 

Dipper: *chuckles* How very 

Paz: Did you. . .and. . .-

Older Dip: *walks toward older Pazzie* They're getting antsy *looks at the four* Oh is this that stupid ask or dare thing we did as teens? 

Dipper: THANK YOU! 

Older Dip: But, something good did come out of it *looks at older Pazzie* 

Paz: So wait a minute. . .I get married and have twins with that egotistical jerk?! 

Dipper: *chuckles* Wonderful 

Older Pazzie: Well. . .yes, I didn't see it coming either 

Older Dip: You'll fall for him, *looks at Paz* but honestly, he's just scared of commitment 

Dipper: I am not! *glares at older Dip* 

Older Dip: You two will probably get together. . .you guys are fifteen now? 

Dipper and Paz: *nods* 

Older Pazzie: You'll get together in a few weeks 

Dipper and Paz: . . . . . . 

Gideon: This has been one exciting adventure, but we have to get home soon ^-^ 

Mabel: Nice meeting y'all *teleports them back* 

* * * 

Paz and Dipper: . . . . .

Gideon: Oh geez

Mabel: Guess, chill out

Dipper and Paz: . . . . . . .

Gideon: Whelp, dare us more!