The Past is Never Dead
Warning: The following episode contains mild scenes of depression and gore. Viewer discretion is advised.
The camera turns on revealing Shy smirking while holding a microphone and an airhorn. No one else is in the living room with him.
Shy: (whispers) Hey everyone it's me Shy. It's currently 5:30 in the morning and everyone but me is still asleep. I got a dare from lizbomb1636. She dared this:
I dare Shy to try to prank everyone.
Shy smiles darkly and holds up aforementioned items in his wings.
Shy: I've been up since 3:00 setting up speakers in everyone's room. I'm pretty sure anyone watching is smart enough to know why I have the airhorn.
Shy puts the airhorn up to the microphone.
Shy: Ready? 3...2...1
Shy presses the button, triggering the airhorn and sending a blaring honk across the entire house. Screams are heard from upstairs and down the hall. It's not even a minute later
when everyone runs into the living room wearing miscellaneous articles of pajamas.
EEeEE:(wearing booties) Okay I swear whoever did that is having their throat ripped out.
Arsen:(nods) I'll join you on that one.
Skitty: (wearing a pink onesie) Does this mean we can have a sleepover?!
Skitty jumps up and down repeatedly whiling squealing. Rocky tries(and fails) to calm her down.
Gavin:(wearing a sleeping mask) Okay everyone calm down it's not that bad.
Gavin sees Shy with his wing over his mouth trying not to laugh. He lets out a sigh.
Gavin: Shy what's with the wake up call?
Shy: (calms down) It was a dare. They wanted me to prank you guys.
Flicker: (holding a burnt pillow) Why didn't you just use a joy buzzer or a whoopee cushion?
Shy: I figured if I didn't get all of you at once, you'd figure it out.
Arsen: Besides you idiot you don't have a butt to sit on a whoopee cushion! Nor do you have ears, hands, feet, or anything that makes you qualify as a LIVING BEING.
Flicker blinks before tearing up.
Flicker: I KNOW!!!
Flicker goes flying up the stairs bawling his (eyes?) out. Skitty runs upstairs after him.
Skitty: Flicker what about the sleepover!?
Everyone glares at Arsen. Arsen rolls his eyes.
Arsen: Yeah yeah I get why you're mad but you know I'm right.
Gavin: Arsen just because Flicker doesn't have a lot of features doesn't make him any less of a Pokemon.
Rocky: Besides, you're one to talk.
Arsen looks at Rocky and hisses.
Arsen: What's that supposed to mean?
Rocky: You don't have a lot of features yourself. You don't have arms or hands. Just a bunch of little legs.
Rocky gestures to Arsen's appendages. Arsen opens his mouth for a retort, but Gavin stops him.
Gavin: Arsen we don't have time for this. We're already up so let's get some dares finished.
Arsen sighs and nods but gives Rocky the stink eye. Rocky responds with an innocent smile. Gavin takes off his sleeping mask and turns to the camera.
Gavin: Okay today I figured we'd put all our eggs in a basket and do some dares that are closely related.
Gavin's eye glows and holds out a flipper. A handful of envelopes appear and land in it.
Gavin: These dares are from LoveCats47, Balloon_The_Balloon, and toxicfoxy101. They basically wanted us to do this:
We dare everyone to research EEeEE's childhood.
EEeEE's eyes widen in horror.
EEeEE: NO! I'M NOT DOING THIS! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
EEeEE bolts up the stairs like a bullet. Arsen watches her leave and scoffs.
Arsen: What's her problem?
Gavin: She has a rough past. Don't judge her actions.
Shy: Well the dare said "everyone". Half of us are already gone and one of us won't even do it!
Gavin: Yeah but remember, I'M the host!
Gavin waves a flipper and Flicker, Skitty, and EEeEE appear on the couch. Flicker and Skitty stand there confused, but it only takes EEeEE a minute to get her bearings. She yelps and bolts up the stairs once again.
Gavin: Shy go get your laptop. I'll handle EEeEE. Everyone else gather around the couch.
Shy nods and flys up the stairs. Everyone begins to get comfortable on the sofa as Gavin waves his flipper again. EEeEE appears once again, and she's not happy.
EEeEE: DANG IT GAVIN JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
EEeEE is about to go up the stairs when suddenly a barrier of blue bones rise in front of the entrance. The bones continue to block every possible way out of the house. Gavin is standing there with a blank look and his eye ablaze.
Gavin: EEeEE I know you don't want to do this but you signed the contract. Now, do you recall Article 1, Section 1, Clause 1 of the contract?
EEeEE stands there for a moment in thought.
EEeEE: Don't hang pictures on the Fourth Wall?
Gavin: No that's Article 3, Section 2, Clause 4. Article 1, Section 1, Clause 1, states, "All participants of the Truth or Dare show, by the signing of this contract, must participate in any authorized truth or dare in which they are included regardless of any emotional, mental, or physical discomfort."
Everyone looks at him in shock.
Flicker: How the heck did you remember that?
Gavin: I'm the host I wrote the dang thing!
Rocky: (tilts head in confusion) Wait but when we did that swimming dare Flicker didn't have to swim. Doesn't that break the rule?
Gavin: Nah the article after that describes the "unauthorized" dares. Dares that can kill you are one of them.
Gavin takes a look back at EEeEE.
Gavin: The point is that you don't have a choice. I don't want to have to force you.
EEeEE's tail and ears droop and she pads up and sits on the sofa without a word. Shy comes back down the stairs with a laptop under his wing. He stops at the bones in front of the entrance
Shy: Uh Gavin a little help?
Gavin: Oh sorry man!
Gavin waves his flipper and the bones retract. Shy gets off the steps and settles onto the couch. He opens the laptop and begins to use the search engine on it.
Arsen: So how is this supposed to work? Do we get on her Facebook profile or something?
Shy: Nah she's got her own story online. She's pretty popular on the Web.
As Shy continues working, Skitty glances over from her spot on the back of the sofa and notices EEeEE sitting on the end of the couch shaking.
Skitty: EEeEE you okay?
EEeEE: (mumbling) He wouldn't let me evolve.....he had to die....
Skitty:...Is that a maybe?
By this time Shy has found the story.
Shy: Okay everyone pay attention.
As Shy reads the story, most of the sofa's denizens begin to show surprise, minus Skitty, Gavin, and Shy. EEeEE during the expanse of the story goes from sad, to angry, to a bit of both. By the time Sky finishes she's laying there twitching with her ears folded.
Shy: "....But before I could, an eerie voice comes through the speakers....
"You should have let me evolve."
Everyone who wasn't excluded from the shock slowly looks over at EEeEE without a word. No one says anything before Arsen suddenly screeches in rage.
Arsen: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Arsen jumps off of the couch and runs over until he is in front of Gavin.
Arsen: YOU LET A PYCHO MURDERER INTO THE HOUSE!? SHE COULD KILL US ALL YOU IDIOT!
Everyone switches their gaze to Gavin. Gavin shrinks back.
Gavin: I thought you guys already knew this!?
Rocky: Well we figured she was a just little unhinged! I mean the severed arm makes sense now but at the time I just figured she was a rare carnivorous breed of Eevee!
Arsen: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LET A FREAK LIKE HER IN HERE! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD'VE-
Arsen is cut off when EEeEE tackles him to the ground. She flips him onto his back so she can see his face. She has tears running down her face, but the insane smile she has on with it doesn't give off a good sign.
EEeEE: So you think I'm a freak huh!? That's great! Now I won't feel guilty about RIPPING YOUR THROAT OUT AND-
Apparently cutting off sentences is a popular occurrence. EEeEE is suddenly tackled to the ground by Gavin.
Gavin: EVERYONE GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR!
Everyone heads out quickly. Arsen needs some help from Skitty due to the fact he's white as a sheet. As everyone leaves EEeEE scratches Gavin's chest. He falls back and knocks over the camera. Before the camera is cut off there is the sound of something firing.
Beeeeeeeeeep
The camera comes on revealing Skitty and Gavin sitting on the couch. Gavin has gauze wrapped around his chest.
Gavin: Hey everyone! We wanted to apologize on behalf of EEeEE for that outburst. She would tell you in person, but she's a bit too upset about the whole thing.
Skitty tilts her head and looks up at Gavin.
Skitty: She didn't seem that upset over it to me. I think she was more upset over you putting her in that ca-
Yet again with the interruptions. Gavin slaps a flipper over Skitty's mouth. He smiles at the camera.
Gavin: Anyway before we go, we need you people to send in more dares. We can't continue making you happy if you don't do your part. Everyone have a good day, and we'll see you all again on Ask or Dare My Friends and Me!
Gavin and Skitty: Bye!
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