So you married Sansa Stark. How are things between you two right now?

Sansa, hmm sansa. I like her, she unknowingly gave me my liberation. If she never ran off with Baelish at Joffrey's wedding, I never would have been blamed for the bastard's death. And then. And then, I never would have been tried for treason, and that means I never would have escaped that hell hole named King's Landing. I owe Sansa one, I really do.

Having said that, I'm quite in a state of confusion, actually. We never really got a divorce, so doesn't that still make us husband and wife? Note to self: file a divorce.

You talk so much.