Now onto the more... controversial things about you. Why do you partake in incest?

Cersei: Because Jaime's my bitch. He runs after me like a lost puppy, which I truly value in a man. Quite a remarkable personality trait, I think.

I hear Daenerys is trying to the same thing with Jon. She's welcome to come and ask me for advice if she wants. But I hope you know that that's the only help I'll ever give my enemy – only because she makes me look less bad by cracking on with her nephew.