Cuphead: Th... Thank's, Eliver...

Anon: What's that I smell? *sniff* *sniff* Oh! I know!  It's a ship~!

Cuphead: *He flips the Anon off* I will literally fuckin' kill you...

Sans: Uh... Yeah... Besides... I would destroy him  if he tried to take Eliver...

Anon: Sans, what's your favorite thing about Eliver?

Sans: Just about everything... She's smart, funny.... I can trust her to keep a secret or... a promise... She's so good with people! And she's never hesitant to put other's lives before her own...  Not to mention that she's adorable! I couldn't ask for anything else in my mate....

Anon: Hey, El! If you and Sans never fell in love, who would you choose? Also, (As a separate question, if you don't mind answering) What are your STATS? Like, HP, attack, defense, all that jazz! Oh! And! You have like.... A mint green colored hair... Right?