To Gray:

You do know Juvia takes pictures of you while your sleeping. Right?

Gray: Wait....say what?

To Natsu:

What's the Real Reason you sneak in to Lucy's bed. (Tell the truth or I'm kidnapping Happy)

Natsu: Go ahead and kidnap Happy then.

*Happy disappears*

NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT!!! AHHHHH! Fine! It's because....because....ihaveacrushonLucy.

To Lucy:

I know this sounds like a mean question but I just really wanna know

What was life like before you Mom died

Lucy: I honestly don't really remember.

To Everyone:

Why does it seem like all guilds dislike you guys when you guys are the best guild ever

Markarov: IVE BEEN WONDERING THE SAME THING. *glares at everyone*