Turtle side note: Hiya, I'm just going to do a little shameless self promotion. For any Sansby fans, I just posted a Sansby one-off in my one-off book... I also, ya know, have two other books that are about Sansby... ALSO, the last dare, I couldn't find the original comment for because I'm a dumb-dumb, so it's not word for word what they said. Anyways, enjoy!

Frisk: *getting cereal the next morning* *suddenly hears a voice*

_Swiftblade_: Frisk, listen VERY VERY carefully. Avoid that person from your dream at all costs. Have all the other monsters do the same. This guy is dangerous. So please, be wary. And stay safe.

Frisk: *nearly drops their milk, barely catching it* Wait-- The dream was... real? Well, somewhat real... *looks around worried* ... I... I'll go do that. *runs off to warn the others*

TheKeyToInfinity dared: I dare Sans and Papyrus to sing Drop Pop Candy together! :3

Sans: nope.

Papyrus: BUT, BROTHER--

Sans: nope.

Papyrus: SANS, WHY MUST YOU BE SO STUBBORN?!

Sans: it's my middle name.

Papyrus: ...NO.... SANS IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME! NOW, DEAR BROTHER- *shoves a mic into his hand* -SING!

Sans: ... *speaks into mic* nope.

Papyrus: *groans* FINE. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY... BUT ONLY THIS ONCE.

Sans: heh, thanks, bro. *pats his shoulder before walking away*

Papyrus: *just shakes his head*

TheKeyToInfinity asked: Can I just ask which word makes Sans flustered?

Gaster: Ah, t♒︎at wo◆︎ld be c♋︎lling him Dom □︎r Dommy. It w□︎rks like a ch♋︎rm if you ca⧫︎ch him □︎ff gu♋︎rd. *laughs to himself at a memory*

_Swiftblade_ dared: Everyone except Sans: I dare you to all call Sans Dom or Dommy when he least expects it! And you can't tell him of the dare.

Everyone: *confused by how that would do anything*

Frisk: That's a... weird dare.

Chara: *shrugs* Maybe it does something to the comedian?

Undyne: I don't know... but I'm so doing it, nerds! *runs off to go find Sans*

Sans: *half asleep at the table, watching a video on his phone*

Undyne: *leaps right up next to him* Hey! Dom!

Sans: !? *nearly falls right out of his seat catching himself* *processes what just happened*... *hides his face into the table*

Undyne: Uh... nerd? *tries to see why he's suddenly hiding his face*

Sans: *wondering how the h*ll she knew that nickname*   .   .   .

Undyne: ... *yells* PAPYRUS, I THINK I BROKE YOUR BROTHER!

Papyrus: *zips in* NEVER FEAR, FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HERE!... *sees Sans* ...BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *picks him up* !!

Sans: *cheeks are bright blue* *hides his face into Papyrus' scarf*

Papyrus: *shocked* ... UNDYNE... WHAT DID YOU DO?

Undyne: *holds up the dare paper out of Sans' view*

Papyrus: OH? HM... DO NOT FEAR, SANS, FOR I, YOUR LOVING BROTHER, SHALL LET YOU DO THIS UNTIL YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A CERTAIN FRUIT ANYMORE! NYEH HEH HEH! *runs off somewhere carrying his brother*

Undyne: Huh... so you CAN fluster the nerd... learn something new everyday.

Dark_EeveeXx: Dare Chara to give everyone a hug, and not to kill anyone.

Chara: ... Even the comedian?

Frisk: Yes, him too.

Chara: *annoyed* Fine. *hugs Frisk stiffly* One down.

Frisk: Chara, that's not how you hug. You hug like this. *gives them an actual meaningful hug*

Chara: *face scrunches up* Ew, no. If you think I'm hugging anyone like that, especially the comedian, you're wrong.

Frisk: *shrugs* Okay, you can do whateverrrrr you want. *walks away*

Chara: *rolls their eyes, goes around stiffly hugging everyone ... well, then forcing Flowey to let them hug him, because he wasn't cooperating*

Chara: Okay, all we got left is the comedian. *groans annoyed* *walks into the kitchen, seeing him* Greetings, Dom.

Sans: heh, nope.

Chara: What?

Sans: i am not lettin' anyone get me with that anymore today.

Chara: *realizes he's talking about the nickname that they were dared to call him* Why?

Sans: ...*looks to the side* reasons...

Gaster: *slow claps for that answer*

Sans: ...anyway, what'cha want, kid?

Chara: *gives him a confused look* (He's so f*cking weird.) ... Nothing. *is about to go up and force themselves to hug him*

Sans: *suddenly gets smacked in the face by another piece of paper* !?-- *picks it off his face* *reads it*

Paper: " snowkitten14 dared: I dare Sans to look up Moonwitch112. "

Sans: ...*sighs* welp... *looks to Chara* if ya need "nothin'", then i'm just gonna go do this instead. *walks out* see ya.

Chara: I'll... just get him some other time. *shrugs, walking off*

*****

Sans: *puts a sign on the door that says "Dare in progress" to avoid anymore awkward run-ins with a certain fish* *walks in and sits down in the computer room* let's do this.

Sans: *clicks on their deviantart* ...er...

Sans: welp, she clearly doesn't like tori. *staring at the picture of Toriel making out with an elephant*

Sans: *scrolls* oh... *realizes they are a "Sans Fangirl"* ...

Sans: *puffs out a breath* okay, look, i could care less if people have a "crush" on me, but it's still a bit... awkward(?) looking through it. i'm not sure if that's the right word, but i think ya get what i'm sayin'.

Sans: also, i'm not gonna say anythin' about the base stealin', other than it's wrong.

Sans: *comes across a picture* *trying so hard not to laugh* oh, 'cause this is "sexy".

Sans: i'm sorry but, i can't tell if they're bein' serious right now. *goes through the comments* wait, they might be serious... or they're just a really dedicated to messin' with people.

Sans: *scrolls a bit more* *blinks* oh, fetish art... i'm just not gonna say anythin' about that... *this is probably the hardest he's tried to be polite in awhile*

Sans: *stops at another picture*

Sans: *blinks twice* ... *no comment* 

Sans: *just scrolling through* half of these things i can't show ya 'cause they aren't appropriate... at all... and i'm pretty sure the psychotic green thing that writes this mess doesn't wanna get in trouble.

Sans: *after a few more minutes* yup, i've had enough. i'm done. *clears history* *goes to leave room*

Undyne: *standing right in the doorway* Hey, Dom!!!

Sans: *just stares at her* ... 'sup.

Undyne: ... *furrows her brows* HEY, why didn't it work!?

Sans: ya ain't gonna get me twice in one day.

Undyne: ...Well... then I guess I'll have to get you later, nerd. *flashes a toothy smile* *runs off*

Sans: ...*sighs, shaking his head* 

POINTS!!!

Blooky: 17

Undyne: 16

Chara: 15 (Additional point impending until they hug Sans)

Frisk and Sans: 14

Papyrus: 11

Mettaton and Alphys: 8

Flowey and Asgore: 7

Toriel : 3

Grillby: 3

Fuku: 2

Everyone Else: 1