So... I have been dared to reveal... my identity... to... Chat Noir... Alright... Well... Since you dared me...

Me: *Sees Chat Noir* Hey, Chat Noir! Could you come here please?

Chat Noir: Of course, m'lady. *Walks over*

Me: So... I was dared to reveal my identity to you... *Pulls him into an empty alley*

Chat Noir: Ok...

Me: Spots off. *Detransforms*

Chat Noir: Marinette?

Me: Yeah. You're probably disappointed.

Chat Noir: Of course not, Purrincess! I'm thrilled that it's you!

Me: Really?

Chat Noir: Really.

Me: Tikki, spots on! *Transforms*

Chat Noir: *Gets magically brainwashed* Ladybug? Why are mew doing here? Wait... What am I doing here?

Me: Gotta go! Bug out! *Leaves*

And there we go. That was the fourth dare. At least he was magically brainwashed. Ask and dare me anything! Bug out! 🐞