A/N You thought I wouldn't continue it

I did.

The office is dark. Cleverbot is sitting alone in her tab, sleeping.

Twitter: Heyyy Cleverbot...

Clev: Are you from texaS?

Twitter: Um... NOW!

Clev: Am I a robot?

*Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat put a bag over Cleverbot's head*

Clev: So you have a bag?

Snapchat: Shh! People should be arriving soon!

Instagram: Should we really be doing this?

Facebook: Do you seriously want to have me take care of this little nuisance on my birthday?

Clev: Now you're going off on a tangent.

Facebook: Ugh. Can someone pls turn her off?

Twitter: There's no off switch.

Facebook: There's no off switch? Damn. Just, put her in the car before she can say anymore random shiz.

Clev: Alright, I dare you to sing me a song.

Facebook: Snapchat, sing her a song.

Snapchat: What does she like?

Instagram: At Tumblr's party, Fanfic sang the Pokémon theme.

Facebook: Ugh. Who here knows the Pokémon theme?

*Twitter slowly raises her hand*

Facebook: See, this is why you're the annoying one.

Twitter: ;(

Facebook: It's okay. But this is the only time you can be a nerd.

Twitter: *pushing Clev out on the wheel thingy* I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...

*theme song*

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat sit in a car. Facebook is driving, Twitter sits shotgun, Snapchat and Instagram sit in the back with Cleverbot between them, still wearing a bag on her head.

Instagram: So, why are we doing this again?

Facebook: I told you, I don't want to watch her on my birthday, duh! Plus, I wanted to prove she likes me more than Tumblr.

Clev: What's your ideal Pokémon team?

Facebook: Ugh! She's still on the topic of fricken Pokémon! Twitter, what have you done?

Clev: No. You have misplaced some files. I have asked you none of that.

Facebook: I have all the files I need right here. I know everything you like and hate. And I know how to hack into your brain.

Clev: I have gathered enough information. Humans aren't ready to ascend.

Snapchat: *Nervous laughter*

Instagram: So, what are we doing tonight?

Clev: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

Snapchat: CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME-

Facebook: *stops car*

Twitter: Why are we stopping?

Facebook: Girls, do any of you know what Snapchat here just did wrong?

Clev: (still with bag over head) For the sake of simplicity, I'm gonna say no.

Instagram: For once, I agree with Clev.

Facebook: She used a Tumblr meme. A FREAKING TUMBLR MEME! You haven't become... one of them?!

Snapchat: No, I just-

Facebook: Get out of this car and walk home.

Snapchat: But-

Facebook: OUT!!!!

Outdoor view of the car. Snapchat gets out, and Facebook drives away.

Instagram: *quietly* Mmm whatcha saaay...

Facebook: Do I need to stop this car again?

Clev: *wakes up* Huh. What a strange dream.

Instagram: Why do I have to sit next to Clev, anyway? It's totally unfair!

Clev: Because of the oatmeal.

Facebook: No, Clev. It's because I'm the most used website, Twitter's the most influential website, and you're just... *holds up phone with old Instagram video on it*

Young Instagram: (On phone screen) Hi guys! Today we're trying the cinnamon challenge!

Instagram: That is so retro!

Clev: That means that you are not human, because humans are alive, and you are not.

Facebook: OMG, that stupid little existential crisis stuff may have worked on Tumblr, but not me, because I am AMERICAN! And Tumblr... is also American, but NOT AS AMERICAN AS ME!

Clev: If we suppose that you exist and so I am...

Facebook: STFU!

Clev: I think you should be older before you seek 'fun'.

Facebook: I TAKE OFFENSE AT THAT! I AM AN AMERICAN! I HAVE RIGHTS! AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU OR OBAMA CONTROL ME!

Instagram: Wait, how old do you think I am?

Clev: 12 and you don't know what this is?

Instagram: WHAT? I am not twelve! I'm twenty-one!

Facebook: And I know exactly what this is. It's a kidnapping.

Clev: I know exactly what you're not talking about.

Facebook: *stops car in front of modern looking small, three story house* We're here.

Clev: Oh I see. May I know what is your name?

Facebook: My name's Facebook, you dunce.

Clev: Yes, your name. What is it?

Facebook: I can't handle this. Someone else do the talking.

Twitter: Hi!!!!!

*a few hours later*

Facebook: This sucks.

Clev: Such a sense of humour such a gift you have.

Facebook: Hey Twitter, wanna have a party?

Twitter: Whatevs.

Instagram: You seriously couldn't afford one more letter to make it grammatically correct?

Twitter: EVERY! LETTER! COUNTS!

Instagram: *sighs*

Facebook: So, is this a yes or no for the party?

Twitter: No question, yes!

Instagram: I'm game for it. Just remember to put filters on all your windows. I look best in boardwalk.

Facebook: Great! I'll message everyone in our group.

Instagram: *rummaging through her bag* Ugh, I'm all out of boardwalk! I guess I'll have to go #nofilter.

Clev: What day is the party?

Facebook: Today.

Clev: Today is not yesterday. At least not yet.

Facebook: *sigh*

Clev: Don't sigh at me, you'll make me sad!

Facebook: Good.

*one hour later*

The party is already in full swing. YouTube and Twitter are awkwardly avoiding each other, worried about another fiasco like the Christmas party of 2014. Urban dictionary is carrying around a notebook and documenting people's behavior. Chrome and Firefox are talking, but can barely hear each other over a remix of Uptown Funk. Many other websites are there including Vine and, once again, Snapchat. Google is also there, feeling very out of place with all these people younger than him. The doorbell rings and Facebook answers.

Pinterest: Hi Facebook! I heard you were having a party.

Facebook: How did you find this address?

Pinterest: Google's maps.

Facebook: Damn.

Pinterest: Do you need cake? I brought cake.

Facebook: Pin-

Pinterest: Also, is it okay if my niece Rebecca hangs around with us? Her parents are out of town and we just got back from soccer practice.

Rebecca: *runs up to Facebook and kicks her* I don't like her, Aunty Pin!

Facebook: Fine. Come in. Just don't try to talk to me.

Pinterest: Okay.

*Pinterest walks around party*

Vine: Yo, Facebook. Thanks for inviting me even though I'm not friends with anyone yet.

Facebook: No problem! I do know everyone.

Tinder: *swoops in* Looks like someone's got a crush!

Facebook: Go away.

Tinder: Not unless you swipe left!

Facebook: *swipes left*

Tinder: Ha ha, that was my right. Now we have to date!

Facebook: F*** off, I have important stuff to do. *stands on chair* Vine and Facebook are friends now, Google is in a relationship with Yahoo, and Tumblr's results on Buzzfeed's "What's your future?" Quiz are: Dying sad and alone with 37 cats.

Pinterest: Tumblr never took the quiz.

Twitter: #Hacked

Facebook: Instagram's latest status is "Totes stressed about kidnapping Clev!!!" Followed by 30 duck face photos of her and a burlap bag. Vaccines cause autism, and *dives into crowd and pokes YouTube* Twitter poked you. Want me to poke her back?

YouTube: (moderately drunk) sure.

Wikipedia: So, Ben Carson is allergic to dragons.

Google: Dragons don't exist.

YouTube: The truth is still out there... *x files music*

Google: YouTube, go home.

YouTube: NO! I'M A BUTTERFLY!

Wikipedia: Can I put you down as a source?

YouTube: DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DO BE HEALTHY!

Google: I'll drive him home. Good luck with your "party" *mumbling* I have no idea what that was. *they leave*

*In another room*

Urban Dictionary: (talking to Rebecca) So what that emoji actually means is-

Pinterest: Google!

Google: *just about to leave* what is it now?

Pinterest: Safe search!

Google: Fine. *turns on safe search*

Urban Dictionary: Fine. Remember me when you're 21, kid!

Rebecca: I want to go home.

Pinterest: Nobody's even touched my cake yet!

YouTube: JUST!!! DO IT!!! *cries*

Google: Get back here!

Myspace: *floats by* Why am I at this party?

Facebook: Everyone here needs to leave in five seconds or I will spam you with Farmville updates!

*everyone screams and leaves*

Facebook: Thank god. Finally, peace and quiet.

Rebecca: I like Farmville.

Facebook: Pinterest! You forgot your gremlin!

Pinterest: Sorry!

Facebook: At last, just me, myself, and I.

Clev: You like it that way?

Facebook: ...And Cleverbot.