Here we see you and Kim reading thesauruses to learn new words as we see Dr. Buck and Lindsay come into the room.

Dr. Buck: "I see you're preparing to explore the woods with no name."

(Y/N): "That's right, names are very powerful things."

Kim: "Why are there so many rules?"

(Y/N): "You know how people steal other people's identities by stealing their personal information?"

Kim: "Yeah?"

(Y/N): "Well this is a supernatural equivalent of identity theft. Someone else steals your identity and they're walking miles in your own shoes while you're stuck in the forest with no title."

Kim: "Oh god, did that actually happen?"

(Y/N): "Yes, Dr. Eugene Japers, he was tricked by a bunny rabbit and he gave his own name to someone else and now there's someone else in his shoes."

Kim: "Okay so how do we get in?"

(Y/N): "4000-Halloway ritual, we need some organic kindling, some grinded bones of a male red fox, adult male line, and a Baleen Whale, an object of sentimental value, and 3 feathers of any black plumed bird."

You then turn to a fireplace and you get the fire started with the kindling, you then grind up the bones and put the mixture into the fire.

(Y/N): "Alright got the kindling and bone dust in, now for something sentimental."

Kim: *pulls out her old kimmunicator*"I still got my old, I kept it to remember when I started before I upgraded to a wrist watch variant."

(Y/N): "Alright, now toss it into the fire."

Kim: "Well I'll still remember ya old friend."

Kim then toss her old kimmunicator into the fire as we see you pull out 3 raven feathers and you toss them into the fire.

(Y/N): "Alright, remember the chant now."

Kim: "Gotcha."

"These woods have rules."

Kim: "Or so they say."

"And if you break them?"

Kim: "A price I'll pay."

You and Kim then see the fireplace expand and a ladder appear.

Lindsay: "Wow, are you guys going on a nature walk? Can I come?"

(Y/N): "Alright Lindsay, but let me and Kim do all the talking. Out of the 3 of us, you are most likely to lose your own identity."

Dr. Buck: "That's why I am her mentor. Despite her appearance as a woman with minimal intelligence, she does have some innate skills as a researcher so I am just showing her the ropes."

Lindsay: "Dr. Buck told me that you read the files of different SCPs and you ask her what the SCP is anyway just for fun."

(Y/N): "Yeah I thought that listening to the veteran at this stuff is fun, they have a way to make it sound interesting."

Dr. Buck: "We are professional at our work."

(Y/N): "Alright, let's go team."

You and the girls then head down the ladder and end up in the forest without a title. You and the girls then see the woods with no normalcy.

(Y/N): "Welcome to the sea of magic trees."

Lindsay: "For a Keter class SCP this place is beautiful."

Kim: *sees the path*"Let's follow the path."

You and the girls then head down the path as Lindsay turns to see a human goat turn into a beautiful butterfly.

Lindsay: "(Y/N), what's wrong with the creatures of the woods?"

(Y/N): "Well they rapidly change their appearances when no one's looking and they have no control over it and they don't like these changes."

Lindsay: "Wow."

You and the girls then continue to walk down the path as we see a female humanoid with elvish ears and has feathers for clothes.

"Oh hello there, it's nice to see more people from the Foundation come by the trees of the unnamed."

(Y/N): "Well hello there, elf with feathers, it's nice to meet you."

"Great for you all to be here."

Lindsay: "This is a nice and lovely forest ma'am."

Kim: "Yeah, it's kinda nice for a keter."

"I do wish I would say the same thing, but ever since I lost my name during the battle between humans of a terrible factory and The Fae. My life has gone wrong from there."

(Y/N): "I'm sorry to hear that and on behalf of the Foundation I am sorry that you and your fellow creatures of the abnormal woods ended up here."

"It's fine, I just wish we can get out of here."*hands you an apple*"A little gift between friends."

(Y/N): "Thank you ma'am."

You then put the apple in your pocket and you and the girls then continue the path.

"Safe journey my friends."

Sometime later, we see you and the girls continue to walk down the path you see more of the creatures of the woods.

"Hello there, how's your name doing?"

(Y/N): "It tastes like pizza, extra cheese, pepperoni slices and bacon bits and no pineapple on it."

"It's nice that you have a name, such a shame that we don't have ours, they must be withered and rotted away by now."

"Yeah, it's lonely without our names."

(Y/N): "Well you girls er guys hang in there. Uh, how can you tell if you are either a man or a woman?"

"Well we need names to get our genders."

(Y/N): "Right, sorry to offend you, well since we're all on the same planet, why don't we leave the past behind us and be friends?"

"You want to be friends with us? Even though we tried to bring your species down to extinction."

(Y/N): "Yeah and why would you settle with other people's names when you can find your names and get them back. I'll help you guys get your names back and maybe one day we can be friends. My father told me that the past is history, the future is a mystery and today is a gift, that is why it's called the present."

You then hand an apple to one of the people that has no name as they look at the apple and then you and the girls then find the deeper than usual well as you both see a rabbit in a fancy suit.

(Y/N): "Hey, you in there friend?"

"Yeah, it's still me."

(Y/N): "I promise, I will get you out of here somehow. For now you stay here."

"Thanks."

(Y/N): "Okay everyone, into the deeper than usual well."

You, Kim, and Lindsay then head into the well with a ladder. By the time you all got back out of the not normal woods you see Dr. Buck waiting for you and the others.

Dr. Buck: "Took you long enough."

(Y/N): "I need to read up on Faeries, how do you find the names of The Fae?"

Dr. Buck: "I'm sorry (Y/N) you can't make promises that you can't keep."

(Y/N): "I can at least try, one of our own people got tricked because one of them wants to go home."

Dr. Buck: "The Fae are tricksters and liars."

(Y/N): "My dad told me that the reason why tricksters lie to people is because they want attention or a friend. Those creatures in those woods have been going through physical changes which makes it hard for them to figure out who's who."

Dr. Buck: "I see, well for now the trainees will be going through extensive training with other Foundation veterans."

(Y/N): "Alright."

Sometime later in the breakroom, we see you reading about the Fae as we see Dr. Rights come into the room and she sees you.

Dr. Rights: "Hello there (Y/N), what have you been up to~?"

(Y/N): "Just reading about the Fae, I want to know more about them so I can help out the Fae in the trees of abnormalcy."

Dr. Rights: "You've been working too hard lately, perhaps you need some well deserved time off, I know you want some~."

(Y/N): "I'm sorry Dr. Rights, but I'm a workaholic."

Dr. Rights: *pouts*"Fine."*normal voice*"But you have a new SCP for you to work on with Junior Researcher Lindsay, it's one of those vending machines from Japan."

Next: Chapter 25: SCP-261 "Pan-Dimensional Vending"