Chapter 65: Omni-Man vs. the SCP Foundation

Here we see Omni-man flying around in his universe as we see him minding his business until something teleported him from his universe into another one, specifically your universe as he crash landed into the ground.

Omni-man: "What was that?"

Omni-man looks around the area and sees he's on earth but on a different Earth as he then flies back to Chicago and sees someone else living in a house that should belong to him and his family.

Omni-man: "What the?"

Omni-man went over the Earth looking for the normal locations on Earth that he knew until he was hit by a tank round. Omni-Man then looks down and sees the Global Occult Coalition.

Omni-man: "Why are they attacking me?"

GOC member: "You're an anomaly, and it's our job to seek and destroy any anomaly no matter the cost."

Omni-man: "Anomaly?I must be on new turf, good time for some new territory."

We then see Omni-man single handedly take down the Global Occult Coalition troops all by himself. By the time the battle is done, Omni-Man was in the middle of a massacre that he created himself. He then sees the Chaos Insurgency come to him as he prepares to fight.

Insurgency soldier: "No need for violence, unlike the Global Occult Coalition, we don't shoot at the first anomaly we see. But rather have it join our ranks and have chaos rule over this world."

Omni-man: "Let me tell you something buddy, Earth isn't yours to conquer."

We then see Omni-man charge at the Chaos Insurgency and slaughter them. Meanwhile with the O5, they are watching footage of Omni-man's activity.

O5-01: "It seems this anomaly is too dangerous to be contained."

O5-10: "Yet we want to learn more about him."

O5-03: "And how can we learn about him if we can't capture him?"

O5-09: "We can't contain him physically, but perhaps we can use something that can weaken him enough to contain him."

O5-08: "We should combine the strength of 3 Mobile Task Forces. Hammer Down, Pandora's Box, and Samsara should be those task forces."

O5-01: "Alright, all in favor?"

The O5s raise their hands in favor of O5-08's plan.

O5-01: "All oppose?"

Some of the O5 members didn't raise their hands.

O5-01: "Motion carried, in case this man ever tries to destroy the Foundation, the O5 Council should be scattered across the planet to make it harder for him to search for us."

O5-02: "Noted, but he has defeated the Global Occult Coalition and the Chaos Insurgency. How can Hammer Down, Pandora's Box, and Samsara stand a chance against a foe like Omni-Man? They don't have the firepower or the muscle to do so?"

O5-09: "Then we need to fight him smarter, not harder."

O5-02: "But who would be smart enough to fight this anomaly?"

???: "I'd say leave it to me."

The O5 Council sees you come into the room and you look at them.

(Y/N): "If Viltrumites have the same bodily functions as we do, I can find an SCP that can take down Omni-man."

O5-04: "What anomaly would that be?"

Later, Omni-man is flying in a forest looking for something until he sees you and recognizes you. He then flew down to the ground and landed in front of you.

(Y/N): "Hi."

Omni-man: *looks around*"Seems like you're alone."

(Y/N): "Yep."

Omni-man: "Hm, I know you from somewhere. You were that guy who was riding on a giant lizard and then you teleported yourself and that thing away."

(Y/N): "I was kind of a newbie back then, you know my bosses think you're an anomaly right?"

Omni-man: "I am not an anomaly."

(Y/N): "Okay, let's see what you can do, you can fly without a pair of wings or a jet booster, you have super strength, you can take a lot more punishment than the average man, you can hold your breath in space for a long time, you heal faster than a normal person, and you were born on another planet in a different universe. So all of that makes you an anomaly."

Omni-man: "Point taken."

(Y/N): "So what are your chances of conquering Earth?"

Omni-man: "It's easy enough for me to conquer it, and destroying it is a lot easier since I wiped out a whole other planet by myself before."

(Y/N): "True, but in your universe the government tried fighting harder and not smarter, but the SCP Foundation fights smarter and not harder. Right Ms. Sweetie?"

Omni-man: "Who's-"

Before Omni-man finishes his thoughts he suddenly collapsed onto the ground and then sees Ms. Sweetie comes out from behind a tree and walks up to you and Omni-man.

(Y/N): "Thank you Dr. Wondertainment for providing a Girls Toy that has the power to take down any man by giving them a diabetic coma, except for me since I have an immunity to her powers."

Ms. Sweetie: "You're welcome."

Omni-man then falls to the ground and then goes into a diabetic coma.

(Y/N): "Well that was easy."

Sometime later we see Omni-man in chains as he then sees a small rock in front of him. Omni-man was about to break free but he decided not to and just procrastinated.

Omni-man: "I'll do it later."

Courtney B: "What's with the small glowing rock?"

(Y/N): "It's called the Procrastination rock. It makes people well procrastinate. Anyways we need to get him home, the longer we keep him here the more likely he'll go on a rampage and cause an SK Dominance Shift Scenario."

Courtney B: "What does that mean?"

(Y/N): "He'll take over and eradicate all life on our planet and even the O5 Council believes that as well."

Courtney B: "Ohh gotcha, so any plans after work?"

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

Courtney B: "Well do you wanna maybe go out when you're free?"

(Y/N): "To where?"

Courtney B: "To a cafe, or can I hang out with you at your apartment."

(Y/N): "Sorry, I have a lot of paperwork to do because of all the mess Omni-man made."

Courtney B: "Oh okay, maybe some other time."

(Y/N): "Well better get him home before he stops procrastinating."

Later, in the Invincible universe, we see you and Omni-man teleported into Chicago as Omni-man turns to you.

Omni-man: "Thanks for getting me out of there."

(Y/N): "Well you are too dangerous for my universe and you massacred a battalion of GOC and Insurgency soldiers, but you're more accustomed to here."

Omni-man: "Yeah, it's harder to keep my viltrumite mindset in check cause I've been so used to violence that I was moments away from killing my wife and child because I thought that Mark wouldn't get his powers."

(Y/N): "That's horrible."

Omni-man: "Yeah, which is why I tried to live the life of Earth's superhero."

(Y/N): "Well try not to come to my neck of the world to look for a fight."

Omni-man: "I'll try."

(Y/N): "Just because you live in a world that didn't let you have a choice in life, doesn't mean you can't make a choice now. You're on a planet where you can make your own decisions and not let someone decide them for you."

Omni-man: "You're right."

(Y/N): "Yep, now then I'm gonna check out this place for awhile."

We see you leave the area as Omni-man heads into his house.

Omni-man: "I'm home."

Later, in the city, we see you getting a slice of pizza and you see a red-haired girl who is by herself, her name is Sam Eve Wilkins or by her hero alter ego Atom Eve.

(Y/N): "Hey, what are you doing sitting by yourself?"

Eve: "Why would you care?"

(Y/N): "Because you seem to be all alone here."

Eve: "Was it that obvious?"

(Y/N): "Well you seem to be thinking about life changing problems and going through stuff that make you think that you are born to be the loneliest person ever, of all time."

Eve: "Well you think I'm crazy but my birth mom was a lab rat forced to make people like me, my birth dad is a scientist, and most of my real siblings can't talk and they're all dead, my adoptive dad said that me getting my powers was the worse thing that happened, my team betrayed me and my ex boyfriend cheated on me with another girl."

(Y/N): "Wow your life sucks."

Eve: "Oh and on my birthday, my parents ate a part of my cake before I got my first piece. I have no friends because I'm super intelligent."

(Y/N): "But isn't being a gifted student at school a good thing?"

Eve: "Yeah but not to my parents, they wanted a normal daughter. Not one who is super smart and has powers."

(Y/N): "So you're Atom Eve?"

Eve: "How can you tell?"

You then point to a poster of her superhero alter ego on a wall.

Eve: "Ohh, yeah I am."

(Y/N): "Plus, you used your middle name in your superhero name so it was kind of obvious, like using your first name and using a different last name that sound so similar anyone could have figured it out by now."

Meanwhile in the Danny Phantom universe we see Danny sneeze.

Paulina: "You okay Danny?"

Danny: "Yeah, I felt like someone was talking about me."

Back with you and Eve.

Eve: "Huh, I guess it is pretty obvious."

(Y/N): "You don't happen to have a friend who was dumped by an angry black girl right?"

Eve: "Yeah, Amber dumped Mark because he was keeping his identity secret from her. By the time he revealed it to Amber, she broke up with him because he prioritized being a hero over her."

(Y/N): "Well he's not in the wrong, she is. Keeping his identity secret was a good idea, even if it did hurt people, but it is no reason to lash out at someone. Saving the world can be a lot more important than a date with your girlfriend. He's busting his butt saving people and he's the bad guy? I don't know what Amber thinks of people like Mark, but she needs to know which is more important, herself or the people."

Eve: "Wow... I feel so stupid for taking her side."

(Y/N): "Yeah, maybe you should talk to Mark, I'll deal with Amber."

Eve: "Yeah good call, but why?"

(Y/N): "Let's just say she has eyes on me."

Sometime later we see you practicing your aim on some soda cans.

(Y/N): "Almost..."

You then shoot at the cans with one bullet which makes all the other cans fall down.

(Y/N): "Not bad."

???: "Nice shot."

You see Amber watching you practicing your shots.

(Y/N): "Amber, I heard you and Mark broke up."

Amber: *Sighs* "Yeah, he needs to get his priorities straight."

(Y/N): "Him or you?"

Amber: "Come again?"

(Y/N): "He had a reason keeping his secret from you, to protect you, do you honestly think that Mark wouldn't have a reason not to tell he's a hero, he's out there saving lives and dealing with other stuff, so let me ask you again. Do you think he would prioritize you over say stopping a swarm of Zombie superheroes from another universe for example? Trust me, if you date someone who saves the world on a daily basis you need to be patient. Heck I checked some security footage and you were thinking of cheating on Mark with another man before you broke up with him."

Amber: *Slightly shocked* "W-What? H-how did you-"

(Y/N): "I have my ways and since you were watching me doing some target practice you were thinking of making me yours, well let's make a bet. If you can land a punch on me, it will be a date between you and me."

Amber: "Alright."

Amber then throws a punch at you as you dodge it and then she tries to punch you multiple times but you keep dodging all of them as Amber starts getting tired and then gets angry as she tries to punch you until you punch her into her gut and make her collapse onto the ground and she spits out blood from her mouth and onto the ground.

(Y/N): "I win."

Amber: *In slight pain and tired* "H-how..."

(Y/N): "I train hard to fight in close quarters combat and with firearms everyday because I save the world on a daily basis based on where I'm from and I don't drop everything just to be with self centered, cheating sluts like you."

Amber: "What!?"

(Y/N): "I would call you a whore but they get paid and sluts don't soo..."

Amber: "You bastard!"

Amber charges at you and then you dodge and then grab her and throw her into a tree. She got up with a broken nose and spit out most of her teeth.

(Y/N): "It's your own fault for thinking you're the center of the universe. If you keep convincing yourself that you're the center of the universe."

Amber then throws punches at you and then tries kicking you as you then use boxing techniques to strike her at her stomach, chest, and then her head and knock her down to the ground.

(Y/N): "You lose sight of everything. And let your rage blind you."

You then offer Amber a hand up and she was about to take it until she used the dirt in her hand to throw it at your face to blind you.

(Y/N): "Gah!"

Amber then tried to land a punch on you but you dodge it like it's no deal and she tried it again and again but nothing as you then punched her in the chest and then you punch her leg hard enough to break it and then you punched her arm and break it as well as she collapsed onto the ground.

(Y/N): "Do you really want to date me?"

Amber then gets angry and then she charges at you and then you got out of the way and then make her trip on her feet and make her fall into a river.

Amber: " You son of a bitch!"

Amber gets out of the river and then tries running at you as you then punch her in the face hard enough to knock her out. Sometime later, we see Amber at the hospital as we see Eve with her.

Eve: "You tried to fight him?"

Amber: "He said if I land a punch on him, I'd get a date with him."

Eve: "I saw the camera footage, I can't believe you would rather date a guy you don't know about over Mark. You got hospitalized because you wanted a date with him?"

Amber: "Hey it's Mark's fault-"

Eve: "No it's your fault! All you care about is yourself and ever since he got his powers like he always wanted, his life was hell and you made it even worse. So who the hell do you think needs to get their priorities straight, Mark or you?"

Eve then leaves the room in anger as Amber was mad at her. Meanwhile with you and Mark, you explained what happened between you and Amber.

Mark: "Wait, you beat up my ex-girlfriend because she wanted to go out with you?"

(Y/N): "Well I did lay down some rules with her and between you and me, she got off easy in that fight."

Mark: "Well she was kind of ri-"

(Y/N): "No Mark, what she said is true, you prioritize saving the world over her because it's your job, like me."

Mark: "Really?"

(Y/N): "I have worked with the Foundation since Day 1, besides how can you go out with your girlfriend if your girlfriend will be dead when she's eaten by zombie superheroes from another universe when you didn't stop them for example."

Mark: "Well you're not wrong."

(Y/N): "Which one has more priority, your girlfriend or the world?"

Mark: "The world obviously."*realizes* "Oh god, she was wrong, and she broke up with me because of that?"

(Y/N): "And tried to date me, which I declined."

Mark: "By sending her to the hospital?"

(Y/N): "I was beating the message into her thick skull, that's all."

Mark: "Well I would be mad, but I guess she deserves it."

(Y/N): "Yep."

Mark: "And what do you mean by she got off easy?"

(Y/N): "Well normally I would have my opponents rib cage in pieces, both arms and legs broken, some skull fractures here and there, and some brain damage as the cherry on top."

Mark: "Geez and I thought my dad was brutal."

(Y/N): "Really? He wasn't brutal when I met him, well he's not brutal when he's in a diabetic coma."

Mark: "Wait what? You took him down?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, the key was fighting smarter not harder."

Mark: "Wow, wait how did you get him a diabetic coma? He's pretty healthy for a man of his age."

(Y/N): "Let's just say I have a lady friend who has that effect on men."

Mark: "Oh okay."

Later on, we see you teleport back to your universe and you're back to your apartment and you're doing paperwork assigned to you.

Jessica: "Hey (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Hey Jess."

Jessica: "Anything interesting happened today?"

(Y/N): "Well I declined a girl's offer to date because she broke up with a superhero because he prioritized saving the world over her. And she's in the hospital right now."

Jessica: "Wow...she must've deserved it."

(Y/N): "Yeah she has gotten off easy."

Jessica: "Phew, thank goodness you didn't give her any brain damage or she might not say words in the right order for weeks."

(Y/N): "Yeah, and believe me her reason for breaking up with her boyfriend is worse than Hal breaking up with Carol via text on Valentine's Day."

Jessica: "What happened?"

(Y/N): "Her ex boyfriend kept his secret identity from her and he revealed it to her even though she knew all along."

Jessica: "That's it?"

(Y/N): "And then she broke up with him because he prioritized saving the world over her. Tell me this, which is more important: Saving the Earth from an army of dark variants of one superhero or a date with your girlfriend?"

Jessica: "Saving the Earth obviously."*realizes* "Wait what?"

(Y/N): "Yep she broke up with her ex because he saved the world."

Jessica: "Wow, and I thought Hal was the worst but that takes the cake."

(Y/N): "Right? Who does that?"

Jessica: "People who don't realize what it takes to be a hero or understand what it means to be a hero."

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Jessica: "Well, have fun with the paperwork."

(Y/N): "Ok."

Later on, we see the O5 Council looking through the reports from the Omni-man incident and they're deciding on something.

O5-07: "After what happened, we need to form a Mobile Task Force to take down or contain threats like Omni-man and or similar threats and have (Y/N) as the commanding officer."

O5-09: "Let him decide on the personnel details, we should call this team MTF Alpha-99 aka Crossing Gurads."

O5-06: "And who should the members be of Alpha-99?"

O5-09: "Let (Y/N) decide on his teammates, after all he is their commanding officer. This team will consist of teammates that are random and capable of handling anomalies like Omni-man or someone similar to them and they will be an ever evolving force."

O5-10: "I see, and you're certain they can handle threats like Omni-man or someone similar to him?"

O5-09: "Precisely, we normally handle anomalies that are based on fictional characters or anomalies adjacent to certain media or companies like Forrest Gump, Garfield, IKEA, HP, or Spongebob Squarepants. But this team of MTF soldiers will handle anomalies that are the characters themselves because we didn't face an anomaly that is based on Omni-man but rather Omni-man himself."

O5-08: "What makes you think that (Y/N) is the perfect for the position?"

O5-09: "Because of his autism, which means he spends his time watching TV, reading comics, playing video games, and watching videos on Youtube. He can figure out plans to easily take down foes like Omni-man without using too much resources, he used one of the Little Misters to knock Omni-man into a diabetic coma because Viltrumites are like humans but stronger, faster, and have a longer lifespan."

O5-01: "Alright, the initiation of the MTF Alpha-99 the Crossing Guards and having (Y/N) as the commanding officer as a primary response team to anomalies like Omni-man is now put to a vote. All in favor?"

The O5s then raise their hands.

O5-01: "All oppose?"

Some of the O5's raised their hands but they were hesitant.

O5-01: "Well then, MTF Alpha-99 is now an official team. Meeting adjourned."

Later on, we see you reading a letter from the O5 Council.

(Y/N): "A new MTF team? And I'm the commanding officer, sweet."

Next: Chapter 66: SCP-3199 "Humans, Refuted"

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