Here we see Soldier Boy with SCP-999 and he feels a lot better after spending time with him.

Soldier Boy: "Alright you're cute, but don't push your luck with me."

(Y/N): *comes in*"How's playtime with the Tickle Monster."

Soldier Boy: "If you put this guy against a mother fucker like 682 and see him get out of there alive, I'd say you found a fighter for sure."

(Y/N): "Ready for your first day?"

Soldier Boy: "To see shit that will fuck me for life, I'm ready."

(Y/N): "Okay then good to know."

We see later see you and Soldier Boy arrive at the munitions wing and you pull out some old weapons from World War 1 as Soldier Boy takes a look at them.

Soldier Boy: "Jesus christ these weapons are older than me, which is saying something."

(Y/N): "Weren't you in World War 2?"

Soldier Boy: "Exactly, these babies are more out of date than me."

(Y/N): "Okay anyways, these are SCP-186-1."

Soldier Boy: "Okay what do these babies do?"

(Y/N): "Okay the Skoda M1909 machine gun is design to cause rapid growth of tumor like growths on the body of any creature larger than a common lab rat, the mortar shells contained gas that contained gas that caused animal cells to be unable to cease function, concertina wire that is coated with a hallucinogenic compound that permanently affect a person upon enter the bloodstreams, remnants of a explosive of some sort that cause the 34% in total casualties, British Empire issue No. 27 grenades that shoots out gas that bypass gas masks that causes people to feel the sensation of being on fire, and French rifle cartridges that contain powdered bone instead of gunpowder."

Soldier Boy: "Christ these things would make Nukes look like pansies."

(Y/N): Yeah, be glad these don't work anymore."

Soldier Boy: "And I have skin tougher than diamonds, so what's the story of these things?"

(Y/N): "These are weapons from the Battle of Husiatyn Woods."

Soldier Boy: "Never heard of it."

(Y/N): "I don't blame you, we kept that battle out of history."

Soldier Boy: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Let's just say that you would be glad that you prefer the nuclear bomb than these weapons if you were in World War 1. In July of 1917, an armed engagement between a detachment of approximately 500 German soldiers and the remnants of a Russian division scattered during the German counterattack to the Kerensky Offensive took place at the location of SCP-186. The forces met in heavily forested terrain outside the town of Husiatyn in what is currently Ternopil Oblast, Ukraine. On both sides of the conflict, combatants deployed anomalous weaponry utilizing technology that has yet to be duplicated or understood at present. This battle eventually resulted in the deaths or permanent incapacitation of all forces involved, and approximately 300 civilians in its general vicinity.

Soldier Boy: "Sheesh, good thing I'm from World War 2."

(Y/N): "Yeah, you probably wouldn't-."*gets a phone call and answers it*"Hello? What? You found what? We're on our way."*hangs up*"It's Vanessa, she just discovered something at SCP-186."

Later, at the SCP-186 site, we see you and others see 4 disorientated men who came from a sinkhole and they were wearing decomposing uniforms.

Courtney: "Are those soldiers?"

(Y/N): "World War 1 soldiers."

Soldier Boy: "They're alive and healthy as a bunch of bulls."

Vanessa: "Hey guys, look what we found."

You and the other then see 23 more WW1 soldiers buried alive in the sinkhole.

Lindsay: "Okay what are soldiers doing in here?"

(Y/N): "The gas from the Mortar shells altered their bodies."

Soldier Boy: "Basically they're like me except they can't die and you can't heal the wounds. Basically they've been fucked for life since 1917."

(Y/N): "Figures, these guys might be too traumatized to even tell us what happened."

Soldier Boy then pulled out a gun and fired 3 bullets into three of the German Soldiers heads.

(Y/N): "Really?"

Soldier Boy: "What? I hate Nazis so sue me."

(Y/N): "But they're from World War 1."

Soldier Boy: "Eh still counts in my book. Besides, they can't be killed."

(Y/N): "Fair enough."

Courtney: "So, what are we gonna do with them?"

(Y/N): "Put them in humanoid cells so that people won't see these guys."

Lindsay: "Cause they're really ugly?"

Soldier Boy: "No Princess Dumbass, so people won't see immortal soldiers from World War 1 and freak out about it. But yeah, the battle scars on their everything will not do them any favors for getting dates."

(Y/N): "Just like the battle scar on your face?"

Soldier Boy: "What? It makes me look badass."

Lindsay: *Does so-so gesture* "Ehh..."

Soldier Boy: "I got it from Butcher, so sue me."

(Y/N): "Anyways, Soldier Boy can you get these guys in a containment cell? You two Vanessa."

Vanessa: "Why am I doing grunt work?"

(Y/N): "Because you're new here and you need to get your hands dirty if you want to rank up. It's how I got promoted."

Sometime later, we see Vanessa tired from getting WW1 soldiers into containment as we see Soldier Boy drinking from his flask after a job well done.

Soldier Boy: "Nice work squirt, either you work hard or hardly work at all."

Venessa: *cracks her back*"Yep, I am exhausted from all of that."

Soldier Boy: "Just get ready for some paperwork."

Venessa: "Huh?"

Frenchie: Later

We see you giving a giant stack of paperwork for Vanessa and she sees it.

Venessa: "Woah..."

(Y/N): "The best part of the job is the paperwork."

Venessa: "How is this the best part?"

(Y/N): "Documentation is important, didn't your father teach you that?"

Flashback

We see Dr. Doof documents his inators and we see Vanessa being bored from the documentation.

Venessa: "Ugh this is so boring!"

Dr. Doof: "Documentation is important, Venessa. It's good to keep files on everything, including what you have been doing."

Vanessa: "Like blowing yourself up?"

Dr. Doof: "The devil is in the details, never leave out any details."

Vanessa: "What does that even mean?"

Dr. Doof: "It means the answer is hidden in the details, you have to look for it."

End of flashback

(Y/N): "Anyways, what are your thoughts on SCP-186, Soldier Boy?"

Soldier Boy: "I say humanity should've stopped at these things instead of the nukes. History is a good way teach you not to fuck up the future, if you don't learn it then the future is fucked. Take it from me, my entire bloodline is living proof of that. My son became an asshole god and my grandson is gonna end up even worse than him."

(Y/N): "Explain?"

Soldier Boy: "He would hate both Supes and Humans enough to make both of us join the dodo birds and wooly mammoths."

(Y/N): "Yeah that checks, anyways glad that you were more reasonable than your progeny."

Soldier Boy: "Yeah well I may be an asshole but I'm an asshole with a heart. Besides, my career in Vought is down the toilet the moment Homelander was born."

(Y/N): "Yeah, but now you are working with us."

Soldier Boy: "When Vought made cover ups it's to protect their bottom line, but when you make cover ups you do it for the people."

(Y/N): "Yeah cause we're not a corporate company that makes drugs that turn people into superheroes for profit, we're keeping people safe and we're an organization that contains anomalies."

Venessa: "True, well should we break for coffee?"

Soldier Boy: "I'm down for some coffee."

We later see you all in the break room and we see Soldier Boy getting pizza from the infinite pizza box which is an every meat pizza of his own recipe.

Soldier Boy: "Infinite Pizza? Heh, guess this place ain't half bad."

(Y/N): "458 gives you the pizza you desire."

We then see Soldier Boy eat up every slice of the pizza from 458 and cause a mess on the table as we see meat chunks getting into Venssa's face.

Soldier Boy: *finishes eating*"And that is how you eat every meat pizza, men and women."*burps loudly*"I have to tell the guys at my favorite pizza place to pile all of their meat based toppings on the pizza to get it right. This is how a man eats a pizza like this."

Venessa: *wipes the meat chunks off of her face*"Nice."

Soldier Boy: "You might want to wash your face, that pizza was really greasy."

Venessa: "Please, I can handle greasy meat, and how can you eat all of that. It was very unhealthy."

Soldier Boy: "After eating a ton of meats, I eat a truck loads of greens. After eating all of that I am healthy as a bull."

(Y/N): *sees a giant zit on Venessa's face*"Uh...."

Venessa: "What?"

(Y/N): "Oh uh nothing."

Soldier Boy: *sees the zit on Venessa's face*"Holy shit, that is the biggest-"

(Y/N): "Shut up!"

Venessa: "What?"

(Y/N): "Nothing, nothing at all."

Later on, we see Venessa arrive at Candace's house and when Candace answered the door she sees the giant zit on Venessa's face.

Candace: "Uhhh...you have a giant zit on your face."

Vanessa: "What?"

Vanessa then pulls out her pocket mirror and sees the giant zit on her face. Out of shock, Venessa then screamed so loud that Super Super Big Doctor could hear it from her prison on Feebla-Oot.

SSBD: "What was that?"

Back to Venessa.

Venessa: "How and why?! How did I get this giant zit!?"*realizes*"The pizza!"

Candace: "Well yeah, too much pizza is not good."

Venessa: "Help me get rid of this zit!"

Candace: "Hold on."

We see Candace trying to pop the zit and by the time she popped it, puss shot into her face and knocked her back to a wall.

Candace: "Gross! Ugh, you might need to get that checked out."

Venessa: "Uh Candace, now you have giant zits all over your face."

Candace then sees her reflection and sees giant zits all over her face.

Candace: *screams in shock*"My face!!!! It's a pepperoni face!"

Linda: *Comes into the room and sees Candace*"Oh my goodness, you need some treatment."

Candace: "Ya think?"

We later see Candace at he doctor's office and we see him treating Candace's face.

Doctor: "Done."*gives the bill to Linda*"And here's your bill."

Linda: "Oh my, it's that expensive."

Meanwhile with Soldier Boy, we see him looking through the MTF team's armory and he is admiring the weapons.

(Y/N): "Does this make you say Christmas came early?"

Solider Boy: "It's Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hannahka came early here. You know I come to places like this just to jerk off."

(Y/N): "I get that impression from the other MTF soldiers."

Soldier Boy: "Yeah, you got all sorts of weapons that can blow up 400 tanks and a midsize army car with one rocket."

(Y/N): "We sure do, and you're gonna do an inventory check on these weapons."

Soldier Boy: "Music to my ears. Now fuck off and let me work."

(Y/N): "Alright."

You then head home and let yourself in and you saw all sorts of sex toys all over your apartment like someone had an orgy party.

(Y/N): "Courtney and Gwen, figures."

You then go to your room and you see Layla having sex with Mona and Mona on top and you see Verosika and her crew taking bets.

(Y/N): "What's going on here?"

Verosika: "We made a bet about who can outlast who in non-stop sex. So far Mona's winning."

You then turn to Mona who is just sleeping while having sex with Layla.

(Y/N): "Actually she's having sex in her sleep."

Verosika: "What?" *looks at Mona*"The heck? How is she even doing that?"

(Y/N): *to Veronica*"You know her the longest, what's up?"

Veronica: "Oh yeah, she has gotten so good at sex at work that she can do it in her sleep. She even sleep-walked into my house and she sat on my face while I was asleep. I had a dream about licking ice cream and when I woke up I saw that I was eating Mona out."

Verosika: "Woah, that doesn't seem physically possible."

Veronica: "Oh yeah, what's crazier is that her butt cured cancer."

Verosika: "That's physically and medically impossible."

Veronica: "If we don't stop her she might destroy Layla's legs."

You then pull out a dirty sock and when Mona smelled it she woke up and fell onto the floor.

Mona: "Gah! Ughh! What the heck was that?!"

(Y/N): "One of my lucky socks."

Verosika: "How are they lucky?"

(Y/N): "I never washed them."

Veronica: "And when was that?"

(Y/N): "Since day 1 at the Foundation."

Verosika: "Huh, just like my lucky panties."

(Y/N): "Why do you have lucky panties? You're already famous."

Verosika: "No they were lucky before my career skyrocketed."

Vortex: "Hold on, when was your first day at the Foundation?"

(Y/N): "I lost track since I've been drinking 006 water, I think it was around 600 years ago."

Vortex: "Aughh! Sick dude! You haven't washed those socks for 600 years?!"

Verosika: "Eh, I haven't washed my lucky panties in years either."

(Y/N): "No wait, there was the Black Moon and UBU things. Doing the math in my head and I haven't washed my socks for 303849 years."

Vortex: "Dude!"

Verosika: "Okay now that is disgusting, and not in a sexy way either."

(Y/N): "Wash them and the luck will be gone."

We then see Lindsay come into the room and she can smell your lucky socks.

Lindsay: "Bleh! (Y/N) you have to wash your socks, they stink!"

(Y/N): "And have me get torn to pieces because of the luck is gone? No thank you."

Lindsay: "Wait, are those your lucky socks?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Lindsay: "Oh nevermind then."

Veronica: "You don't think that would be a problem?"

Lindsay: "Nope."

Frenchie: 1 week later

We see the girls staying a far distance from you due to your lucky socks.

Jasmine: "We need to wash those socks."

Courtney: "How? (Y/N) doesn't let anyone touch his stuff."

Lindsay: "Maybe we can ask him nicely?"

Gwen: "Tried that."

Leshawna: "What about if we just take it without him knowing."

Courtney: "Leshawna, (Y/N) has thousands of years of experience."

Verosika: "Not to mention well armed while he's asleep."

Flashback

Here we see Verosika sneaking into your room and she sees you asleep and she was ready to have sleep sex with you and when she came in to the right she saw you holding a shotgun and it was ready to fire even while you're asleep.

End of flashback

Leshawna: "He sleeps with a shotgun?"

Verosika: "Not just a shotgun, everytime I tried to have sleep sex with him. He points a gun at my face with bullets made out of angelic steel." *pouts* "I've been trying for weeks and I still haven't gotten the drop on him."

Lindsay: "Why are you trying to have sex with him while he's asleep?"

Verosika: "Hello, succubus, I haven't had sleep sex in forever or sex in general."

Lindsay: "Ohh yeah."

Courtney: "But didn't you have sex with Layla and every other futanari in the past 30 minutes?"

The girls see the futas completely tired and exhausted and Verosika sees this.

Riko: "I'm so tired..."

Mizuho: "I can't feel my dick..."

Layla: "I think I got Verosika pregnant and she didn't care."

Verosika: *rubs her stomach*"Hmmm, would a baby bump boost my cred?"

Lindsay: "I think you'd have to retire since you have a kid on the way."

Verosika: "Good thing I have a Birth control pill made by Asmodeus, it's designed to prevent pregnancies no matter how fertile men or futa are."

Leshawna: "He makes birth control pills?"

Verosika: "Yes, he made them because all the women at work were pregnant all the time, and it's not that he hates babies, he just doesn't want everyone going on maternity leave, cause it's inconvenient for work hours. Have you seen the birthrate in the Lust Ring?"

Leshawna: "What's the birthrate?"

Verosika: "You do not want to know."

Courtney: "We'll take your word for it."

Lindsay: "But I want to know."

Verosika: "It's 500 births per woman right now."

Leshawna: "Damn, so is everyone there obsessed with sex?"

Verosika: "Hey first of all it's not obsession, it's a way of life, second of all, sex in the lust Ring is a norm there, and if there's one thing we don't sell in Lust, it's love potions, cause artificial love is bullshit love, even Oz hates artificial BS and he believes in consent."

Leshawna: *Surprised* "He believes in consent?"

Verosika: "Why do you all sound surprised."

Courtney: "This is Asmodeus, he's like the embodiment of sex."

Verosika: "Yeah but every Sin knows that there's a line that has to be drawn."

All the girls in the room were shocked to hear what Verosika said.

Gwen: "And that line would be no rape?"

Verosika: "Yeah."

Courtney: "What about the other Deadly Sins?"

Verosika: "Well Satan does take anger management classes so that he wouldn't blow up half of Hell because someone got him iced coffee instead of hot coffee, Mammon knows he can't make the prices of pharmaceuticals too expensive cause the last time he did that he lost billions of dollars, Belzebub takes a vacation from partying too hard because all of those sweets, candy, food, and who knows what else might go down to her thighs, and Lucifer doesn't really do much as the Sin of Pride. To be honest he's not Prideful at all, he's too humble and pretty much a goofball."

Courtney: "Really?"

Verosika: "Yeah, he's a nice guy and he's way too humble to be the Sin of Pride."

Gwen: "Really?"

Verosika: "Yep."

Courtney: "Wow, in the bibles they always show the sins to be these evil beings."

Verosika: "I think Heaven made the humans over exaggerate but that's just me."

Gwen: "So Heaven and the angels are the bad guys?"

Verosika: "Yeah, but from what Charlie told me not all the angels are bad, there are Emily, Vaggie, Lucifer, and now Lute."

We then see Lute come into the room and she smelled your lucky socks.

Lute: "Sir, with all do respect, your socks need to be washed."

(Y/N): "Only if you clean Verosika's lucky panties."

Lute: "Deal!"

Verosika: "What?! No way!"

Lute then snaps her fingers and we see several exorcists hold her down and then pulled Verosika's lucky panties off and you took your lucky socks off as we see exorcist maids in hazmat suits grab tongs to pick up the socks and panties.

Frenchie: One wash later

(Y/N): *looks at his now clean lucky socks* "Nice."

Verosika: *Looks at her clean panties*"Aw man... there go my lucky panties."

Courtney: "They stunk V."

Verosika: "Stunk with luck, I even wore them when I was still dating Blitz."

(Y/N): "You wore those when you were still dating that guy?"

Verosika: "Yeah, I thought they would have worked, turns out I was wrong when he... broke my heart."

(Y/N): "More like destroyed it beyond repair."

Leshawna: "Sounds about right."

Verosika: "Yeah, I actually thought he would be the one, but... " *wipes a tear* *sad* "He really knows how to show someone he's not into them."

Courtney: "Hey come on, you don't need him anymore, you have (Y/N)."

Verosika: "True, but it still hurts thinking about it since he was my first boyfriend, and it's not just me, he destroyed the hearts of pretty much everyone he fucks with."

(Y/N): "If he broke the heart of an exorcist angel I wouldn't be surprised."

You then see Lute crying uncontrollably.

Gwen: "Lute what's wrong?"

Lute: *crying anime tears*"When you brought up Blitz, you reminded me why I need to destroy Hell because he destroyed my fucking heart!"

Gwen: "Who?"

(Y/N): "Blitz? As in, the guy who runs IMP. Speaking of him, I wonder what he's doing?"

Meanwhile with Blitz, we see him at a bar on Earth in a human disguise and we see Soldier Boy in his civilian clothing and they are having drinks together.

Blitzo: *Sees Soldier Boy* "Hey..."

Soldier Boy: "So you're here to kill me?"

Blitzo: "No just having a drink, and contemplating on everyone that I fucked over..."

Soldier Boy: "Yeah, love sucks, it bites you in the ass when you least expect it. I ain't the first mother fucker who got injected with V. That honor goes to the wife of the guy who made the stuff. Klara Risinger, the wife of the guy who made Vought happen. Out of all the people he would have given the V to, he gave it to a fucking nazi."

Blitzo: "No kidding."

Soldier Boy: "She started off as Liberty and she and I make a great duo and we made a yearly orgy party called Herogasm and we screwed with each other for days. Until I found out she was a nazi when she spoke perfect German. Then I showed her that we aren't meant to be together by kicking her ass and I told her that if I ever see her in the skies again and try to have her way with the USA, I'll put her into the fucking ground. I know it was a bit much for a woman right?"

Blitzo: "Oh no that bitch needs to be put in her place."

Soldier Boy: "Alright, anyways, I moved on from her and met with the woman of my life Crimson Countess. She and I were made for each other and I found a family of my own, my own team called Payback. Man those were the days, I beat up Gunpowder to teach him the ropes, the Twins blasting people with their laser lightshow, Mindstorm fucking people's brains, Noir kissing Vought's ass like a lap dog, and Swatto being a coward from heights even though he can fly. The last thing I remembered about Noir when he was in my team those days is that he wasn't on Beverly Hills Cops, he was too intimidating to be funny. And I tried telling him that, I even try beating that into his thick skull. Sure it sounds like abuse but getting rock hard callouses is how you get strong and be a man. And I saw how much of that he took and now he became a member of The Seven, at least until my own son Homelander sucker punched his gut and killed him for lying about being related to me."

Blitzo: "So what happened between you and Payback?"

Soldier Boy: "They kicked my ass and handed me over to the Russians after Homelander was born. When I got back I killed off my team because I thought they were paid to get rid of me but turns out hearing that I'm getting a replacement was enough motivation for them to get rid me. If you give people super powers when they were babies you ended up making whole generations worth of superheroes thinking they're a separate species when actually they're just humans who got powers from drugs. And like all drugs it's a bad trip."

Blitzo: "No shit, my sister was in rehab cause she was on a bad trip herself."

Soldier Boy: "Well ever since Vought pretty much sent my career down the toilet I went cold turkey on drugs of any kind, and I started working for the SCP Foundation."*sees a guy who overheard him*"If you tell anyone I will bury you into the fucking ground."

Random guy: *gulps in fear*"Yes sir."

Blitzo: "Don't worry I'm on it." * pulls out a gun Shoots the random guy* "You're welcome."

Soldier Boy: "A bit overkill but alright. But something tells me we're gonna have a bar fight."

Soldier Boy and Blitzo see the other people in the bar ready to fight and we see Soldier Boy finishes his drink and turns to the other customers. We see the guys fight off Soldier Boy as we see him bashing them around as we see him grab one guy and uppercut him into the ceiling and then grab a table and throw it at a group of guys as we see a large fat guy about to hit Soldier Boy from behind as we see his head blown off by Blitzo.

Blitzo: "How's that, you fat ass!?"

We then see Blitzo and Soldier Boy fight off the other customers and we see them either using guns or using their fists. We see Soldier Boy grab a chair and hit a guy with it and then we see Blitzo hold a guy down by choking him.

Blitzo: "Hit him in the head!"

We then see Soldier Boy punch the guy's head so hard that it shattered to pieces. We then see a guy shoot Soldier Boy in the mouth as we see him pull the bullet out of his teeth like it was a cigarette and then he catch a grenade and when he hit himself in the chest with the grenade it exploded upon impact and Soldier Boy was unscathed as we see Blitzo pulled out a giant rocket launcher and gave it to Soldier Boy as we see him wield it with one hand and shot the rocket at the other patrons. Later on, we see the UIU on the investigation of the destruction of the bar and we see one of them who is Don Michael and he sees Soldier Boy and Blitzo having another drink.

Soldier Boy: "For the record, they started it."

Don: "Figures, a demon and a washed up superhero causing a mess."

Soldier Boy: "Yeah well fuck off. I heard about the UIU and you guys are a bunch of punks."

Blitzo: "Wait, who are these guys?"

Don: "Don't you remember me you demon!?"

Blitzo: "Oh yeah, hey where's the hoe that hangs around with you?"

Don: "She.....got a career changed....now she works for the Foundation."

Blitzo: "Well good for her."

Meanwhile, we see agent 2 aka Erica is in charge of interviewing an SCP but she is waiting for his arrival.

Erica: "He's late, where is that SCP?"

Erica then sees a man teleport into the room and she was surprised by this.

Erica: "You're late."

Next: Chapter 138: SCP-507 "Reluctant Dimension Hopper"