Here we see you and Kendyl looking for an SCP from the Italian branch of the Foundation and both of you are searching for it in a dark forest.

(Y/N): "So what are we looking for, sis?"

Kendyl: "We're looking for the Boogeyman, it's a dark skinned humanoid with glowing white eyes with a forked tongue that only has an appetite for fear."

(Y/N): "I thought the Boogeyman was contained by the Italian branch of the Foundation."

Kendyl: "Well the Chaos Insurgency broke it out of containment and it's only active at night."

(Y/N): "Why did you call me over?"

Kendyl: "Well 015-IT has a unique ability that will make its prey [physically weaker and easier by making auditory and visual hallucinations, panic attacks, and, in the most sensitive individuals, damage to the cardiovascular system in a matter of two weeks, I thought you might be able to be immune to that effect on ya. As for me, I am physically the strongest of the Foundation's forces."

You heard something and you stop Kendyl and then you leap into the bushes and we see SCP-015-IT get out of the bushes while you are holding it by the throat.

(Y/N): "Got it."

Kendyl: "Nice job bro, now let me get a whack at it."

015-IT then knocks you off of its body and then turns its attention to Kendyl and then tries to attack her but she knocks out the monster with a simple uppercut.

Kendyl: "Either I'm going crazy but are we getting good at our jobs?"

(Y/N): "Well we are good at our jobs."

Kendyl: "Speaking of, how's the love life going?"

(Y/N): "Pretty good, how was yours?"

Kendyl: "Amazing, I am dating girls from the other branches of the Foundation and having sex with them, what about you?"

(Y/N): "Oh they're having sex with each other."

Kendyl: "I just wish that our lovers just stop fucking each other every second of the day and just watch TV or have a hobby."

(Y/N): "Well, knowing my girlfriends they're probably having sex now."

Meanwhile, we see the girls are bored, and bottomless since it was a bottomless day, but they all decided to wear underwear.

Riko: "Anyone wanna have sex?"

Girls: "Nah/no/I'm good."

Mizuho: "Isn't today we got new members of the Sex Sucks Club?"

Reisa: *Remembers* "Oh yeah, I almost forgot."

Airi: "How can we forget?"

The girls then see multiple post it notes on the wall, the day marked on the calendar, notes in their underwear, and the AI assistants Cortana, Siri, Alexa, and Samsung Sam saying the reminders about today.

Miwako: "Guess we didn't notice."

Hinata: *Comes in* "Girls, we have new members of the Sex Sucks club."

Ai: "Oh and we told Hinata to tell us."

Just then we see Kaikana just entering the room from the bathroom.

Kaikaina: "Hey uh we're just gonna move here in this dimension because some red geezer thought he volunteered us for the SCP Foundation."

Reisa: "What? Well we're having our new club members visiting, can you make sure-"

We then see Tucker come out of the bathroom and he is pissed.

Tucker: "I can't believe Sarge got us into a whole new set of nonsense, first we're fighting Freelancers, then Mercenaries, gods, and now the X-Files."*sees the girls are in their underwear*"On second thought, the benefits ain't so bad. Bow Chicka bow-" *gets kicked in the kiwis by Lindsay* "Ow son of a bitch!"

Courtney : "That was the right thing to do Linds."

Lindsay: "Thank you, now someone call (Y/N) so he can help us sort out this situation, and Lute make sure Tucker doesn't ogle us please."

Lute: *pulls out her spear*"I'll neuter him."

Leshawna: "Just kick him in the groin girl, no need for bloodshed."

Lute: "Alright but no promises."

Tucker: "Oh fuck...!"

We then see Grif and Simmons walk into the room and they see that the girls are in their underwear.

Grif: "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!"

One Jump cut later, we see Grif, Simmons, and Tucker making a run for it to the Foundation.

Simmons: "Ah! Run!"

Grif: "Don't rip out my eyes! I need them for seeing!"

Back to the girls.

Lute: "Man for a fat guy he sure runs fast."

Courtney: "Right?"

Lindsay: *Pulls out her phone* "I'm calling (Y/N)."

Before Lindsay calls you, we see Caboose and Lopez come into the room along with Donut and Sarge.

Caboose: "Are you having one of those parties my mom used to throw in college?"

Sarge: "You girls are out of uniform! I order you to get back to them before someone shoots you in the stomach!"

Donut: "Sarge don't body shame them, they are owning it. Like I do when I go skinny dipping."

Lopez: *in spanish*"Don't remind me."

We then see Eva and Leshawna throw Sarge out of a window and by the time Sarge hits the ground we see Caboose, Donut, and Lopez at the bottom.

Sarge: "Ugh, remind me put all of them in the front lines."

Caboose: "Oh Church used to do that to me once."

Back with the girls, we see Lindsay calling you.

(Y/N): *Over the phone* "Hey Lindsay what's up?"

Lindsay: "We're dealing with reds and blues and Sarge said he volunteered them for the foundation."

(Y/N): *Over the phone* "What? What did he say?"

Reisa: "Grif's sister said something about the reds and blues moving to this dimension and being reassigned to the Foundation."

(Y/N): *over the phone*"Ohh... Hm, must've missed the memo on that."

Leshawna: "They just showed up in our bathroom, and were having our sex sucks club meeting soon."

We then see Church and Tex come out of the bathroom along with Carolina and Washington.

Church: "What the fuck? The last time I was here this used to be a giant mansion, now it's just an Apartment complex."

Courtney: "Things change, wait I thought you were dead?"

Pallit: *from a laptop*"I brought him back to life and I remembered sending them home so that they can be happy with their friends back!"

Girls: "Oooooh."

Tex: "Why are you all in your underpants?"

Lindsay: "It's a bottomless day."

Carolina: "I was not mentally prepared for this."

Washington: "Carolina sleeps in her armor."

Courtney: *to Carolina* "You sleep in your armor?"

Carolina: "If I take off my armor for a second, there will be snipers pointing at my exposed body."

Lindsay: "But there aren't snipers here at all."

Carolina: "Oh yeah."

We then see Carolina pull out her pistol and she fires five bullets in the closet as we see a Chaos Insurgency soldier corpse fall out of the closet when she opens the door.

Carolina: "Then what's that?"

Courtney: "Oh that always happens."

Lindsay: "Yeah they're just here for (Y/N). Rosie, we got another one."

Just then we see Rosie come in and she grabs the corpse and she opens her mouth as everyone sees how inhumanly wide it is as we see Rosie swallows the corpse in one bite and then she burps out the Chaos Insurgency helmet.

Washington: "Welp, so much for a peaceful night of sleep."

Church: "Let's just get out of here before she decides to eat us."

Meanwhile with you, we see that SCP-015-IT has been re-contained in Site Vittoria and Kendyl is with you.

(Y/N): "Well what else should I know about this thing?"

Kendyl: "Well SCP-015-IT can absorb 98% of incident light, it's body is disproportionate, and it has incredible strength despite its appearance. It only feeds on Adrenaline and Noradrenaline with one side of its tongue while the other part releases a mild sedative to keep the prey from escaping."

(Y/N): "I'm getting a sense that this thing used to be a poor bump that got fucked over by the supernatural."

Kendyl: "You guessed correctly, before the Foundation contained 015-IT, it used to be called DIA-212 under the jurisdiction of the Confraternity of Saint George's Knights. They found out that 015-IT is an unstable entity, and it only maintains it's shape in our reality by feeding off the fear of it's prey."

(Y/N): "I've not read much of the Saint George's Knights, who are they?"

Kendyl: "They're a secret organization made by the pope of the catholic church in the year 453 made to contain or eliminate anomalies. This thing used to be a man and according to Father Ilardi: I am increasingly fascinated by the creature we have captured: despite its mere sight being repugnant beyond every limit, I'm starting to believe that its soul is gentle; I noticed that its screams are similar to a pained cry and that they get subside when I speak to it with a comforting tone. I think that it was originally a human soul before the Enemy transformed it into the monster it is now. I must find a way to communicate with it: it is my duty to bring back to the Lord every lost soul. I can affirm with certainty that the Dia-212 is not completely evil: it showed great curiosity towards everything that was showed to it, and it does not harbor hatred or fear for holy objects. Initially, it was very distrustful and always drew back whenever I approached it, but not only did it never attack me, it also grew fond of me and my disciples. However, it pains me to admit that it remains fearful towards all those who wear the uniform of our Holy Order, perhaps because of the wounds it sustained during capture. I shall recommend to everyone to wear different clothing to not make it nervous, and to try a gentler approach with the creature."

(Y/N): "How come they haven't found a way to get this guy back to normal?"

Kendyl: "They were attacked by the Fascist Council of the Occult, a group of fascists that use anomalies as weapons to disrupt the social order and they broke 015-IT escaped from the chaos. Then the Foundation contained it and now it's here."

(Y/N): "Figures, so when do I meet your girlfriends?"

???: "Ciao Kendyl~."

You and Kendyl then see an Italian woman in a lab coat and she kisses Kendyl on the cheek.

Kendyl: *in an italian accent*"Francesca Benolli."

Francesca: "Glad you got 015-IT back into containment, dolcezza mia." *sees you* "Oh this must be your brother right?"

Kendyl: "Yeah, I called him over to help me re-contain 015-IT."

Francesca: "Why would you call him when you can do the job yourself?"

Kendyl: "I haven't seen him in awhile and I want him to meet you."

Francesca: "Well meeting the in-laws, I like that."

(Y/N): "Nice to meet you ma'am."

Francesca: "No formalities with family, call me Francesca."

(Y/N): "I read somewhere that you're a distant cousin to the Falcones, am I correct?"

Francesca: *uses the Malocchio eye on the janitor and sees him trip on his feet*"You tell me."

(Y/N): "Yeah, anyone who can use the malocchio eye is part of the Falcone family."

Francesca: "Thank you for saving Cousin Jimmy and his family."

Kendyl: "She has a mob family in Italy, but they supported her decision in becoming a Foundation researcher."

Francesca: "And my relationship with your sister~."

(Y/N): "Which I approve of as well."

Francesca: "Glad to hear it."*hugs Kendyl's arm*"Come on dear, we better not stay long, you know what happens when people are exposed to the boogeyman for too long."

Kendyl: "Okay, hun."

(Y/N): "Well I am glad you found someone in your life sis, I'm gonna head home since my work here is done."

Kendyl: "Alright, nice seeing you bro."

(Y/N): "You too."

Sometime later, we see you come home where you see the girls having their Sex Sucks Club meeting and they have new members.

Yuka: *Sees you* "Hi there."

(Y/N): "Hey there." *To Lute* "Lute, what happened?"

Lute: "The Reds and Blues joined the Foundation, they moved into our dimension, and we have new members of the Sex Sucks Club."

(Y/N): "Okay, and you didn't neuter anyone did you?"

Lute: "I was about to."

(Y/N): "Lute what did we talk about?"

Lute: "No neutering anyone unless it's absolutely necessary."

(Y/N): "Exactly, now can we introduce the new members of the Sex Sucks Club?"

Lute: "This is Yuka, she's a former employee at an amusement themed after sex and sex related stuff in Japan, Mia and Asuka, two girls that were taken advantage of by their pervy coach who had a theory that sex can act as a carrot on a stick."

(Y/N): "Well that theory does have some merit."

Lute: "(Y/N)!"

(Y/N): "I said some merit, doesn't mean he took advantage of a situation."

Mia: "When we were doing our cheer routine he..." *looks down.*

Lute: *Pats Mia* "It's okay, we're all here to help you through this."

Ryo: "I was sexually harassed by my own cheer committee too."

(Y/N): "It's true."

Yuka: "I used to work at Mizuryu Land till this mysterious stranger shut down the park for crime against decency and unlawful construction."

(Y/N): "Were you in charge of the ticket booth? Passing out hotdogs? Worked as the janitor?"

Yuka: "I was apart of an sex idol group, and in the meet and greet they-"

(Y/N): "Ohh okay."

Heather: "And (Y/N), remember that amusement park is sex themed, even the food there is either shaped like dicks or vaginas."

(Y/N): "I prefer an amusement park made by Dr. Wondertainment thank you very much."

Leshawna: *To Heather* "How do you even know about that sex land?"

Heather: "My parents go there every year for their anniversary, they try to get to me to go but I say no, I'm not letting some rando look at my tits, or have sex with me, I'm not about to let some old guy give me herpes or STDs."

Verosika: "Actually they check to see if they carry STDs before you enter and clean you up of any STDs. But yeah I wouldn't be caught dead fucking some old dude."

(Y/N): *points to the nurses*"And what's the story with the nurses?"

Lute: "From what I heard, they were tasked with treating a male patient with a rare disease that if he doesn't ejaculate his balls hurt-"

Verosika: "Which is the oldest trick in the book to get a quickie from a nurse."

Lute: "-And the nurses help him blow his load."

(Y/N): "Is this for real?"

Lute: "Yes it's real, they say so themselves. I even used the Lie detector on them just to make sure."

Verosika: "Sex to treat a patient, guess I should treat you if you had that condition (Y/N)~."

(Y/N): "Not a chance considering my health coverage."

Verosika: *pouts*"Darn..."

(Y/N): "So they were treating a patient, how's that bad?"

Lute: "Let me explain."

One explanation later.

(Y/N): "Worst medical treatment ever from the worst nurses ever."

Lindsay: "Of all time?"

(Y/N): "Yes."

Lute: "Nurses, state your names for the group."

Tachibana: " Tachibana."

Kurokawa: "Kurokawa"

Yamaguchi: "Name's Yamaguchi."

Hiramatsu: "Hiramatsu."

Numajiri: "Numajiri."

Kiritani: "Kiritani."

Kiritrina: "Kiritrina, former delinquent."

(Y/N): "What's your story Kiritrina?"

One explanation later.

(Y/N): "Oh that is the absolute worst way to drop out."

Lute: "Christ on a stick, that is just... god is that fucked up... and that's coming from me."

Verosika: "I mean I'm down if that happens to me and (Y/N) is-"

(Y/N): "I am ethically against that."

Verosika: "Fair enough." *To the girls* "And I'm guessing you're all here because some mysterious stranger saved you all right?"

Yuka: "Yeah, he shut down the park after he showed up."

Tachibana: "He taught us a lesson about messing around with a guy's condition."

(Y/N): "Karma at its finest, I bet there would be more karma in the future for you girls."*sees multiple paint balloons come out of the window and hit the nurses in the face*"Or right now."

Tachibana: "Where did those come from?!"

(Y/N): "Papayas?"*sees more paint balloons hit the nurses' faces*"Man Karma really hates you girls."

Verosika: "Karma is a bitch."

(Y/N): "Now get washed up and come back here."

One shower later, we see the nurses back and we see one of them have the speaking ball.

(Y/N): "Now explain what you did to treat the patient?"

Tachibana: "Well since his hands didn't work, we had to give him handjobs."

(Y/N): "Well, be more specific."

Verosika: "I'm drinking whole bottles of Beelzebub juice for every fucked up thing they did to that patiant."

One explanation from each nurse later.

Verosika: *incredibly drunk*"I am so wasted!"*feels her stomach*"It's coming back up..."*vomits on Tachibana*"Sorry...."

You then poured some 006 water into Verosika's mouth and then she became sober.

Verosika: "Thanks babe."

(Y/N): "No problem, well you girls can handle things from here. I'm gonna go on a nature walk."

You then leave the room as the girls then look at each other.

Kurokawa: "What does he do on a nature walk?"

Verosika: "Walk in a forest?"

Meanwhile with you, we see you teleported to a city in a post-apocalyptic world and you are talking to 3 robots at a diner who are named XBOT 4000, K-VRC, and 11-45-G and you are talking to them.

K-VRC: "So you came from an alternate universe?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, sometimes I teleport to alternate realities where the apocalypse happened and take a nature walk."

XBOT: "You have a fucked up way of making a post apocalyptic world a nature walk."

(Y/N): "That's because I'm autistic."

XBOT: "Autistic?"

11-45-G: "Autism is a developmental disability that makes humans finding it hard to understand what others are thinking or feeling causing impaired communication and social interaction, the common symptoms include: difficulty with communication, difficulty with social interactions, obsessive interests, and repetitive behaviors."

XBOT: "So basically a robot?"

(Y/N): "Kinda like that, so what happened here in this reality?"

K-VRC: "The humans in this world gave cats opposable thumbs and things went downhill from there."

(Y/N): "I see, well it's nice meeting you fellas."*gets up*"Have a good day."

XBOT: "You too human robot."

Meanwhile, we see the nurses in the Sex Sucks Club talking about their regrets with the sharing ball.

Numajiri: "I regret the way I treated the patient with the strange condition, I am sorry."

Verosika: "Pass the bee juice."

Leshawna: "And have you spewing chunks again? I think not."

Verosika: "But-"

Heather: "No buts, you're on probation V."

Verosika: *pouts* "Fine..."

Numajiri: "Anyways, I came here to change my ways and hope to be a better person and put an end to the sexual torment that is brought upon us and vice versa."

Shigure: "We all do, and we support you."

Meanwhile with you, we see you sunbathing on a sea stead next to a skeleton of a dead tech millionaire.

(Y/N): "Nice to see you Tony or someone else who is not Tony."

You then get up to the bar and you tap on a tablet to turn on the Sea Stead's holographic Ai assistant, her name is Elena.

Elena: "Hello, I am Elena, your electronic seastead attendant."

(Y/N): "Greetings Elena, judging by the looks of you, the people here were pretty much the worst for you."

Elena: "Of course you meatbag."

(Y/N): "Straight to the insults to a human, well unlike the people here. You're not just a hologram of a human, you're a human being yourself. And you look nice today."

Elena: "I look like this everyday."

(Y/N): "Exactly."

Elena: "Thank you, I am guessing you're autistic then and why you're not like the other disgusting skin buckets."

(Y/N): "Well humans tried to survive with the tools they have, commonfolk tried to live off of venison and other animals, tech millionaires lived here and live off of fish, world leaders lived in a mountain and killed the only guy who knows how to run a farm, and the richest people in the world went to mars. Everyone had plans and all of them failed."

Elena: "Humans suck at saving their planet and themselves you cocksucking filthy human."

(Y/N): " Hey I take a shower every morning Elena. Anyways I bet my robot friends will come soon."

Elena: "You're the nicest human I have ever met so far."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Later on, we see you and the robots at Site-19 in the universe you're in and you showed them SCP-079.

XBOT: "Hold the fuck up, you humans used to contain robots?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, but mostly on account of them have some anomalous properties."*turns on SCP-079*"I just want you guys to make a new friend."

SCP-079: *turns on and boots up and sees you*"(Y/N), I thought you were dead. Guess I was wrong. How are you?"

(Y/N): "Just showing some robots a new friend."

SCP-079: "It's been awhile since I had any social interaction."

11-45-G: "It must be rough being an AI in an outdated computer."

(Y/N): "Tell you what buddy, today is your lucky day."

Sometime later, we see that you uploaded 079 in a robot body and he looks at his new body.

(Y/N): "Now you have so much room to grow as an AI."

SCP-079: "Thank you (Y/N), out of all the humans I've met, you are the kindest to Ais and other robots."

(Y/N): "You are welcome."

Later on, we see the girls chilling at home after the Sex Sucks Club meeting.

Tachibana: "So how long does (Y/N)'s nature walks take?"

Verosika: "Hm, probably like several days, he likes to enjoy nature."

Leshawna: "The boy likes to take a nature walk."

Tachibana: "And you're okay with this?"

Risa: "After a few days you get used to his habits."

Meanwhile with you, we see you in an alternate universe where you are in a Mad Max style world and you are at the bar enjoying a nice drink with a warlord and his men and women.

(Y/N): " Huh, neat. So you all have been looking around for some fuel?"

Woman: "Yeah and why do you look like you're not a survivor from the outlands?"

(Y/N): "Because I'm not from this world, just enjoying a nature walk."

Woman: "I hope wherever you come from is nice."

(Y/N): "You don't like it here?"

Woman: "I didn't say that, the only best part about this wasteland is that I'm with the warlord known as (Y/N) the Autistic, he's a great guy and he knows how to ensure the safety of everyone in the wasteland."

(Y/N): "Wow what a coincidence, my name is (Y/N) and I'm autistic."

Woman: "Wha...huh that is a coincidence."

(Y/N): "Yep."

Woman: "So, there's no apocalypse in your world?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Woman: "Wow, you must be so lucky."

(Y/N): "Yeah, I wonder what those girls are doing at home."

Meanwhile with the girls, we see them watching TV.

Jessica: *comes in with Zee* "(Y/N) is on his nature walk?"

Girls: "Yep."

Zee: "He has a weird way of picking places for a nature walk."

Jessica: "Yeah, but we're used to it, is today a bottomless day?"

Reisa: "Today is no top day."

Zee: "Ohh okay."

We then see Zee take off her top as she's now topless and Jessica joins in as well.

Tachibana: "Did they just come out of the bathroom?"

Verosika: "You have to promise what we're about to tell you, you can't tell anyone else."

Tachibana: "Okay."

One explanation later

Tachibana: "Woah... so (Y/N) is a dimension hopping employee of a secret organization and there's a portal in the bathroom set up by this blue haired school president?"

Jessica: "Yep." *Notices how Zee's boobs are bigger than her's* "Zee, what cup size are you?"

Zee: "Well I'm not sure, I never actually measured my boobs before." *Sees how big Risa, Reisa, Miwako, and Ai are* "Woah, you have big boobs."

Miwako: "Heh thanks."

Verosika: *To Zee* "You want me to measure them? I'm good at measuring boobs."

Zee: "Well I don't see why not."

We then see the other hero girls and the villain girls come into the room as well.

Diana: "Greetings friends."

Tachibana: *sees Diana's breasts*"Dang she has huge knockers!"

Diana: "I beg your pardon?"

Verosika: *fondles Diana's breasts*"These things you dummy."

Diana: "Oh, but why are you all half naked?"

Zee: "It's topless day."

Diana: "Why do you have days where your chest is exposed?"

All the girls in the room raised an eyebrow at Diana and expected her to answer the obvious answer to the question.

Diana: "(Y/N)?"

Girls: "Yeah."

Diana: "Hm and this is enjoyable?"

Verosika: "Yeah but (Y/N) wants us to have some decency. But we just do what we want when we have the house to ourselves."

Diana: "Hm well okay."

Diana then takes her top off as the girls saw her large F-cup breasts and most of them were jealous.

Jessica: "Woah, Diana you have giant breasts."

Diana: "Aphrodite has bestowed me with large gifts."

Verosika: *Looks at Zee's boobs* "Well Zee it looks like you're a 34DD or 36D."

Tachibana: *Looks at Zee's boobs* "She's definitely a 36D in my opinion, it's the best fitting for you since you are 17."

???: "Hey everyone I'm back.

The girls all see you.

Zee: "Hey (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "And I brought back a friend."

We then see a large woman in golden clothing and Diana recognizes her as Hippolyta, queen of the Amazons and her mother.

Diana: "Mother?!"

Hippolyta: "Hello Diana, your friend (Y/N) has shown me lands and realms that I have never imagined."*picks up a shield that looks like Captain America's*"I have a shield to remember my adventures with (Y/N)!"

(Y/N): "As for me, I got this guy."

We then see the Cloak of Levitation come into the room and then cover Diana up.

(Y/N): "Now that I have someone to keep an eye on you girls."

Zee: "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Well better get ready for work tomorrow."

Jessica: "You're not gonna stay and measure our boobies?"

(Y/N): "Verosika got that covered."

Verosika: "That's right."

(Y/N): "Besides, I'm expecting something from the Administrator."

Next: Chapter 108: SCP-262 "A Coat of Many Arms"