"So, are you guys getting back together?"

"We were never together in the first place."

"Right. So, are you guys going to get together?"

"I don't know."

"What do you mean 'I don't know'?"

"I mean I don't know!"

"You're hopeless, Tae."

"Tell me something I don't know, Hoseok."

"You need to text him. Right now."

"He's busy."

"Tae, it is 1am. What could he possibly be doing?"

"Sleeping."

"Bullshit. Text him."

Taehyung sighed and pulled out his phone from the pocket of his sweatpants. He went to his messages as Hoseok peered over his shoulder.

Taehyung: are you up?

Jungkook: bitch i might be

Hoseok started cracking up at the response. Tae elbowed him in the stomach.

Taehyung: look here gucci mane headass
Taehyung: so like do you wanna be my boyfriend or nah

"You lack of romance."

"Shut the hell up."

Jungkook: wtf no bitch what you thot

Taehyung: no???? what does that even mean????

Jungkook: bitch it means no
Jungkook: ask me properly

Taehyung: jeon jungkook, will you do me the pleasure of becoming my significant other?

Jungkook: no

Hoseok by now had tears coming his face from laughing so hard. He didn't think Jungkook was this savage.

Taehyung: what the hell
Taehyung: hoe i did what you asked. what's the big deal

Jungkook: first of all idk who you calling a hoe you skank
Jungkook: second
Jungkook: biTCH ITS OVER TEXT
Jungkook: asking me to be your boyfriend over text is like asking me to prom over teXT
Jungkook: try again :)

Taehyung: oh my god you picky ass hoe
Taehyung: fine ill come over tomorrow

Jungkook: i have work

Taehyung: i'll wait

Jungkook: don't ever meme me again but
Jungkook: i get off at 10
Jungkook: i'm working overtime

Taehyung: when's your lunch break

Jungkook: i have one at 4 and i have a dinner break at 8

Taehyung: how long is your lunch?

Jungkook: 30 minutes

Taehyung: ok good night Kookie :) ❤️

Jungkook: night :) 💖

"So, it's a date then?"

"Shut up, Hoseok!"

That night, Hoseok almost died because of a pillow that was smushed against his face.

a/n: how do u end chapters like??? hope y'all enjoyed :)))