It was finally Saturday and Jungkook was lowkey excited.

Okay, highkey.

He was so excited he couldn't stop bouncing off the walls. He told his coworkers all about today and gave Yoongi an earful. Or two.

Even Yoongi's threats to rip out Jungkook's vocal chords didn't stop him from talking about it. Taehyung said he would be there around 3, but it's only 1. The thought made Jungkook a bit restless, but still excited all the same.

"Hey, Yoongi oppa, guess what?"

"I told you not to fucking call me that."

"Taehyung's coming! I'm so excited! We get to hang out like old times! Isn't that great, oppa?!"

Yoongi was quick with his actions as he clicked his pen open, pinned the younger back against the couch cushions, and held the pen up to his neck. This isn't the first time he's done this.

"Call me that one more time, or so help me, Jeon."

"How come Jimin gets to call you that, but I can't? I call racism."

Yoongi blinked at him and moved away.

"Jungkook, no. You can't- Jungkook no- just no. How did they let you past the eighth grade?"

"I barely made it, Yoongi.... oppa."

Jungkook ran out the living while laughing. He went upstairs and into his room. He checked his phone, which was on the charger, and noticed he had a text.

Jimin: hey what's yoongi doing? he's not answering his phone and i'm worried

Jungkook: he's writing lyrics
Jungkook: i thought you would know by now that when he doesn't answer his phone he's busy

Jimin: shut up i forgot

Jungkook: you forgot??? tsk tsk bad boyfriend
Jungkook: or maybe you're both bad boyfriends. he almost stabbed me with his pen

Jimin: again?

Jungkook: YES
Jungkook: HE ALMOST KILLED YOUR FAVORITE DONGSAENG

Jimin: news flash !!!
Jimin: YOU :) AREN'T :) MY :) FAVE

Jungkook: wtf then who bc i know it ain't headass taehyung

Jimin: oh fuck i just got you in trouble bye bye :)))

Jungkook was confused until his phone started blowing up with text messages.

Taehyung: BOIIIIII YOU BOUTTA GET THE ROAST OF YOUR LIFETIME
Taehyung: I DONT KNOW WHO TF YOU CALLING HEADASS
Taehyung: BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A COCONUT
Taehyung: YOU LOOK LIKE COCONUT HEAD FROM NEDS DECLASSIFIED
Taehyung: COCONUT HEAD LOOKIN ASS
Taehyung: WITH YO PECAN PIE PELICAN HEAD LOOKIN ASS
Taehyung: STRAW NECK NO NIPPLES HEADASS

Jungkook: taehyung

Taehyung: BITCH PART YOUR HAIR LIKE YOU USED TO HEADASS
Taehyung: yes Kookie?

Jungkook: are you done or are you finished

Taehyung: yes

Jungkook: good

Taehyung: you aren't gonna roast me back

Jungkook: I CANT ADJFKDOW
Jungkook: I SUCK AT IT
Jungkook: I CAN NEVER WIN AGAINST JIMIN

Taehyung: BOI
Taehyung: JIMIN IS THE EASIEST TO ROAST
Taehyung: HOW DO YOU NOT

Jungkook: BC HE ALWAYS HAS TO MAKE IT PERSONAL
Jungkook: AND IM LIKE SHIT FAM IT AINT GOTTA BE THAT DEEP

Taehyung: OML
Taehyung: ok i'm driving so i can't text you

Jungkook: are you coming now??

Taehyung: yes now stop texting me before i die

Jungkook: ok see ya in a bit :)

a/n: idk what the hell this was hope you enjoyed