Captain has created a group chat

Captain has added TheGentleman, MrCheese, Greaser, MrEgg, Bro, Ninja, Engineer, Gnome, Player, Veteran, Stoner, Poopyfarts96, BDay, Rose, Angel, Sherif, Mother, Not Orange, Timmy, Monster, Mini Not Orange, Goober, Cub and Capt'n to the chat

MrCheese: why did you add MrEgg, the scumbag who wanted to steal my boyfriend, to the chat, Captain?

MrEgg: MrCheese, can I just, like, breathe for five minutes without you speaking garbage about me?

TheGentleman: *sigh* 

Captain: ok, I made this group chat because we all know we're awake at 3 am doing nothing and just being bored

Veteran: I bet Stoner is doing something more than just being bored...

Bro: yeah he be doing some dirty sh*t in his room

Mother: don't curse! Is the censor chat option turned on? Because otherwise I need to remove my kids from the group chat

Captain: yes, it's turned on. 

Stoner: so am I😏

Bro: called it. 

Captain: I know we have some innocent people on here. And by that I mean the children and MrCheese

MrCheese: why am I innocent?

Bro: you don't even know where babies come from. I bet even Franklyn knows

Mother: no he doesn't know. 

Stoner: ...yet. 

Veteran: he's a two year old. 

Timmy: I do know heheh

Mother: Timmy, it's three am! Go to sleep, young man

Timmy: but I can't sleep from all these notifications. Franklyn is awake too

Mini Not Orange: and me too

Not Orange: go to sleep, and stay in bed, or I'll spray you again! 

Mother: HE'S NOT A PET FOR GODS SAKE! 

Mini Not Orange: 🥺🥺🥺

Timmy: look, this is why I let him sleep in my room with me and Franklyn. He even has nightmares of his dad not even loving him😠

Mother: NOT ORANGE, IF I'M THE IMPOSTOR NEXT ROUND, I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU AS CREUL AS POSSIBLE! TIMMY AND EVEN FRANKLYN WILL HELP TOO!

Timmy: yes!

Mini Not Orange: you don't have to... he won't change anyway...

Not Orange: *angry sigh* go to sleep, Mini Not Orange!

Mother has removed Not Orange from the chat

Mother: there!

MrCheese: ok, I want to say that I know more than you think

MrCheese: and TheGentleman can confirm 

TheGentleman: yeah... we did some crazy things sometimes

Stoner: I know exactly what you mean. Sorry for slow typing, it's just difficult typing with one hand

Bro: damn

Veteran: holy f*ck dude

Timmy: what do you mean?

Mother: STONER! 

Stoner: 😏

Mother has removed Stoner from the chat

Mother: who is the next one I have to kick?! You don't know what it's like to raise a family with such dirty minders and bad parents around! 

MrCheese: kick MrEgg!

MrEgg: kick MrCheese: 

Bro: why don't you just kick all the kids? 

Bro has removed Timmy and Mini Not Orange from the chat

Bro has added Not Orange and Stoner to the chat

Bro: there. Now we can do our three am sh*t

Mother: well I am going to make a kid friendly chat with Not Orange's kid and Timmy. Anyone who wants to join can tell me and I will add them

Not Orange: why are you adding my kid but not me?

Mother: because you treat him as a pet! 

Not Orange: bruh he is a pet and needs to be treated as such

Mother: I'm going to leave this chat and I'll make a kid friendly chat. The chat name is STOP MINI CREWMATE ABUSE! The ones who want to joint can contact me

Stoner: I want to joint lol. Gimme

Mother: join* well, you know where to find me. Timmy and Mini Not Orange (I will just call him Micheal, because he needs an actual name) are in the chat too. Not Orange won't be there

MrCheese: I want to join

BDay: I'll join too

Rose: same

Mother: ok, then let's make the chat!

Mother disconnected

MrCheese, Rose and BDay disconnected