I'm going on a week long break from among us soon so I don't get to burned out at Christmas time, don't panic when I announce it starting in a couple of days.

Player:
bisexual

Veteran:
Bisexual

Captain:
Polysexual

Mr cheese:
Raging homosexual

Mr egg:
Calm homosexual

The gentleman:
No

Bro:
Gay gay homosexual gay

Greaser:
Asexual because I'm asexual and I say so

Stoner:
Asexual because why have sex when you can do weed

Ninja:
He doesn't know. He doesn't care. He fucks whoever he wants to.

Goober:
Non-binary lesbian

Angel:
Lesbian

Mrs. Pink:
Lesbian

Dum:
Lesbian in denial

Gnome:
A bi queen

Engineer:
A pan king

Pirate:
Ocean Gay

Sheriff:
land Gay

Novisor:
Me. He's attracted to me.

B-day:
Idk man, but one thing I do know is that he's anything but a heterosexual

Enjoy your evening gremlins, 144 words