Prank you very much
In the dorm rooms we see Ashton asleep in bed. His alarm went off making him reach for it and hit the snooze button. He stood up and yawned while his eyes were closed and began to rub his eyes. He opened them up to find he was face to face with a giant clown head balloon making him stare at it for a second.
Ashton: AAAAH! AAAAH!
Ashton then ran back, hitting his head on the wall. We see Dimitri at the doorway laughing at the scene.
Ashton: (turns to Dimitri angrily) You son of a bitch!
Dimitri: Good morning, I thought I'd help you wake up.
Ashton: You know I hate clowns!
Dimitri: Still that was a great prank.
Dimitri then walked out of the dorm room, Ashton then stood up looking angry while popping the clown balloon.
Ashton: This means war.
We see Dimitri who was making a bowl of cereal and heads to the fridge. As soon as he opened it, a pie was sent flying at his face, splatting on impact.
Dimitri: Oh, very funny Ash. I got my "just desserts" nice one.
Dimitri then noticed the paper towels were missing.
Dimitri: Hiding the paper towels, very mature.
Dimitri then opened a cabinet and was met with a second pie in the face. Ashton then came by.
Ashton: Serves you right asshole!
Ashton then left while Dimitri wiped the pie off of his face.
Dimitri: Game on.
We later see Dimitri in the locker room while Ashton was taking a shower Dimitri was seen opening Ashton's locker. Dimitri then pulled out a can of itching powder and poured it all over Ashton's clothes.
Dimitri: Oops.
Dimitri then ran off snickering and was seen in the classroom. Ashton was heard screaming loudly. Everyone turned to see Ashton bursting through the classroom door while scratching himself while glaring at Dimitri who was laying back on his desk.
Ashton: YOU! Do you have to do that every time I take a shower!?
Dimitri: I'm napping.
Ashton: Oh excuse me, enjoy your nap! Cause when you're done it's back in the war zone!
Dimitri: Well, until then. (Blows a raspberry at Ashton)
The next day we see Dimitri who was seen in his pajamas walking to the closet to get his clothes only to see it is empty.
Dimitri: Whu? Where are all my- (realizes) Ohh. I'm gonna kill him.
Ashton was seen outside standing in front of a tree which had all Dimitri's clothes on it while a blue hulk named A-Bomb was seen walking by and noticed the tree.
A-Bomb: Dimitri's gonna flip when he sees this.
Ashton: I know.
Later we see Ashton who was sitting with Nami, Zee, Diana, Robin, Clover, and Alex at the cafeteria. Suddenly a loud farting noise was heard which Nami turned to Ashton.
Nami: Ashton!
Zee: What is wrong with you?!
Ashton: Hey! It wasn't me.
Then another loud fart was heard making everyone turn to Ashton.
Ashton: It wasn't me!
More fart noises were heard making everyone laugh at Ashton while Nami glared at Ashton which he turned to her.
Dimitri: I just said it wasn't me! (Looks around) Where is it coming from!? (Pulls out his wallet and hears the farting noises) My wallet is farting?
Ashton opened up his wallet to find a mini speaker was inside it and it let out a farting sound. Ashton then gritted his teeth in rage and crushed the speaker in his hand.
Ashton: DIMITRI!!!
We see Dimitri who is seen in a library while holding a remote with a button on it and pushes it.
Dimitri: I wonder if this thing is even working.
Ashton was seen going into a bathroom closet and pulling out a bottle of shampoo. He opened the top and pulled out a bottle of green hair dye which he poured into the shampoo bottle. Ashton then ran out and snickered to himself. Later Ashton was seen reading a book, suddenly a loud scream was heard which Ashton heard.
???: MY HAIR!
Ashton: Hold on, I recognize that scream. (Realizes) Uh oh...
Ashton then ran as he headed to the hall to find Nami wearing a towel and her hair was a green color while looking furious.
Nami: Ashton, care to explain why my hair is green? (Points at her hair)
Ashton: Sorry, Nami, that was meant for Dimitri.
Nami: "Sorry" doesn't cover the fact that my hair is green! I look like Zoro!
Nami then grabbed Ashton by the shirt and pulled him close to her face which was filled with rage and her hair ignites, flames dancing around her head.
Nami: If you do this again I am beating you so hard that even your predecessor will feel it. GOT IT!?!?
Ashton nodded his head in fear while looking at Nami who's hair remained on fire.
Ashton: Uh... Nami...
Nami: WHAT!?
Ashton: Your hair is still on fire.
Nami then froze, realizing Ashton was right. Nami screams in terror while frantically fanning her hair with her hands to put out the flames.
Nami: Help me Ashton! Help! Give me something to put my hair out with!
Ashton then grabbed a bucket of water and doused Nami in it, putting out her hair.
Nami: Thanks. Now I gotta go shower... again.
Nami then walked off to head to the shower. Later we see Dimitri preparing a burrito in the cafeteria as he places multiple beans in it as well as broccoli, unions, garlic, and cabbage in it. Dimitri then snickered as he then heard munching. He looked and saw Luffy with the burrito in his hands while eating it.
Dimitri: Luffy! What are you doing?!
Luffy: Just eating this burrito. It's pretty good.
Dimitri: That was meant for Ashton!
We then see the rest of class omega entering the room to see Dimitri and Luffy. Suddenly Luffy's stomach began to grumble loudly.
Dimitri: Uh oh...
Sanji: What's going on?
Dimitri: I think Luffy's gonna break one of Peter's records...
Nami: Which one?
Dimitri: The record for deadliest fart ever!!! RUN!!!
We see the group trying to run out of the room. The scene zooms out to show the academy while a loud fart was heard and the academy was filled with a stinking green gas. Dimitri was seen going to a window to let the stink out, opening it while coughing.
Dimitri: (While coughing) And we have... a winner... (passes out)
The next day we see Ashton and Dimitri passing by from each other as they give each other a pat on the sign as Flash sees Dimitri, he spots a sign reading "kick me" and kicks Dimitri knocking him down. Ashton then laughed at the scene while Robin looked at him.
Ashton: Gotcha dude! (Turns to Robin) High five Robin.
Robin simply walked away ignoring Ashton.
Ashton: Huh. Robin! Come on! High five!
Ashton then chased after Robin not aware that he had a sign on his back like Dimitri's but the sign read "Ignore me" while Dimitri smirked at the scene. A scene showed Dimitri making cupcakes while holding a pan of cupcakes and placing them on the counter. He turned to get some sprinkles from a cabinet. He turned and sees Ashton eating all the cupcakes.
Ashton: Good luck enjoying your cupcakes if I ate them all.
Dimitri then gave Ashton a smug smirk leaving Ashton confused at his expression.
Ashton: What's with the smirk?
Suddenly Ashton felt his lips pucker up and his face scrunches as his eyes began to water. He then looked at the cupcake in his hand and looked at it closely.
Ashton: These aren't cupcakes... they're lemons... And the icing is baking soda.
Suddenly foam escaped from Ashton's mouth which Dimitri then laughed at. Ashton then looked at Dimitri while foam was coming out of his mouth.
Ashton: Well played...
Later we see Ashton sitting down in the class omega room with his arms crossed looking mad while Shaggy and Scooby sat with him.
Shaggy: I know man, and me and Scooby's decoy cupcakes were made out of clay.
Scooby: But we kept eating anyway.
Robin: You and Dimitri need to stop this prank war, it's gone too far.
Suddenly bubbles escaped from Robin's mouth which she then noticed leaving her embarrassed causing her face to blush pink.
Robin: (Embarrassed) Mine were made from soap...
Ashton: No way, Dimitri started this and I am gonna end it.
Ashton was later seen in the woods while carrying a box filled with fireworks while chuckling to himself. He then reached to where he could see Dimitri's dorm room window and placed the fireworks down. He then grabbed a match and lit it.
Ashton: He's gonna be in for an explosive surprise.
???: Who's gonna be in for an explosive surprise?
Ashton the. Turned to see Dimitri which surprised him, he then jumped and yelped in shock while dropping the match. The match then fell into the box of fireworks igniting them which Ashton had witnessed and his eyes widened in fear.
Ashton: Shit! Take cover!
Ashton tackled Dimitri pulling him to cover behind a rock. The fireworks then fired and fly in multiple directions and exploded while two fireworks flew off into a cave and exploded. Ashton and Dimitri then popped their heads out from behind the rock to see if the coast was clear.
Ashton: Phew. Glad that's over.
Then two loud roars were heard.
Dimitri: Uh... what was that?
They both turned to the cave which the two fireworks flew off into and saw a large red reptile creature and a metallic robotic purple reptile called Koridon and Miraidon come out from the cave both covered in soot and both let out roars of rage.
Ashton: I think we may have pissed them off.
Dimitri: Maybe they won't realize we caused this.
They look and see that Koraidon and Miraidon had their sights set on the two while glaring at them with pure anger causing Dimitri and Ashton to turn pale white in fear.
Dimitri and Ashton: Or not.
Dimitri: (turns to Ashton) Run away screaming?
Ashton: You read my mind.
Dimitri and Ashton began to run through the woods screaming loudly while Koraidon and Miraidon charged at them giving chase. We see Yang who was punching a tree making dents on it, then Dimitri and Ashton were seen running by and came to Yang.
Dimitri: Yang! We're in big trouble!
Ashton: Save us!
Yang then turned with her gauntlets ready, she looked to see Koraidon and Miraidon charging towards them which caused her to be filled with fear.
Yang: I just remembered, I have to go buy cookies for Ruby!
Dimitri: Since when?
Yang: Right now, see ya!
Yang immediately dashed off leaving Dimitri and Ashton alone, they looked to see Koraidon and Miraidon charging in, causing the two to resume running. We see Nami and Robin walking by and Dimitri and Ashton were seen running past them.
Robin: Where are you two off in such a hurry?
Ashton: To get away from them!
Nami: Who's "Them"?
Dimitri: (Points behind Nami and Robin) That's "Them"!
Nami and Robin looked behind to see Koraidon and Miraidon rushing in to get Ashton and Dimitri causing Nami and Robin to run out of the way to avoid being trampled by the enraged Pokemon. We see Dimitri and Ashton running to the academy.
Ashton: Dimitri, please tell me this is just another one of your pranks.
Dimitri: Do you think I'd be crazy enough to think of something like this?!
Ashton: Good point. Run!
While running Dimitri looked back to see Koraidon and Miraidon were still behind them, Miraidon was seen opening his mouth while energy was forming out of it.
Dimitri: Ashton, don't look now but I think one of them is readying an attack.
Ashton: Which one?
Dimitri then sees Koraidon firing a powerful energy beam which was heading towards them.
Dimitri: HYPER BEAM! DUCK!
Dimitri and Ashton then ducked, avoiding the beam which blew up the wall of the school. Dimitri and Ashton then ran in the academy through the hole with Koraidon and Miraidon after them. Dimitri and Ashton ran through the hall with the enraged Pokemon hot on their tail. She-Hulk was seen exiting the cafeteria which Dimitri and Ashton ran to her and grabbed her ankles for dear life.
Dimitri and Ashton: Save us! Save us! Save us! Save us! Save us! Save us! Save us! Save us! Save us!
She-Hulk looked to see Koraidon and Miraidon coming and looked at Dimitri and Adhton.
She-Hulk: Sorry guys, you're on your own.
She-Hulk then shook Dimitri and Ashton off her ankles and walked off.
Dimitri: No! Wait! Don't leave us!
Ashton: That's it you're so sleeping on the couch tonight missy!
They then ran into the cafeteria and hid under a table while Koraidon and Miraidon entered the cafeteria and sniffed the air, Dimitri and Ashton stayed silent for a minute and heard only silence.
Dimitri: Are they gone?
Ashton: I think so.
Soon the table was flipped over by Koraidon and they screamed seeing him and Miraidon.
Ashton: I was wrong!
They then ran under another table which was then flipped over by Miraidon while Dimitri and Ashton ran through table to table which were being flipped over by Koraidon and Miraidon, the two then retreated into the kitchen and huddled to a corner.
Dimitri: Ashton, I'm sorry I got us in this mess! This is all my fault!
Ashton: Dimitri I used your sword to unclog my toilet!
Dimitri then glared at Ashton for saying that while Ashton smiled nervously at Dimitri. Suddenly the doors burst open with food flying everywhere while two sandwiches hit Dimitri and Ashton in the face. They look to see Koraidon and Miraidon closing in, slowly marching their way to the two while Dimitri and Ashton hugged each other in fear and cowering in fear. Before Koraidon and Miraidon could make their move they noticed the sandwiches that were on Dimitri and Ashton and began to calm down while licking their lips.
Ashton: D, why aren't they finishing us off?
Dimitri looked to see Koraidon and Miraidon looking at the sandwiches that were on Dimitri and Ashton's laps.
Dimitri: Ash, I think they want the sandwiches.
Ashton then looked at the sandwich on his lap. Dimitri and Ashton then picked them up and raised them up to the two Pokemon. Koraidon and Miraidon then took the sandwiches with their mouths and ate the sandwiches and then began to nuzzle on Ashton and Dimitri.
Dimitri: Hey, I think they liked them.
Ashton: Well as long as they're calm now I don't mind having this guy around. (Pets Koraidon)
Dimitri and Ashton then started to walk out of the kitchen with Koraidon and Miraidon following them.
Dimitri: Ash, listen... I'm sorry I pranked you in the first place.
Ashton: That's alright... I'm sorry I escalated this whole thing to begin with.
Dimitri: So... (holds out his hand) Truce?
Ashton looked at Dimitri's hand and smiled at him while grabbing it and shaking it.
Ashton: Truce.
Dimitri: Cool. (Turns to Koraidon and Miraidon) So do these two even have any owners or something?
Ashton: Who cares, they're ours now.
They then walked out of the cafeteria and were met with class omega.
Dimitri: Oh hey guys, me and Ash decided to put this whole prank thing aside.
Ashton: Yeah, no more pranks.
Nami: That's good to hear, hey we have something for you two.
Ashton: What is it?
The scene changes to show Dimitri and Ashton on chairs tied in rope and the students in class omega began to throw pies at the two hitting them in various spots and staining their clothes.
Ashton: (Gets hit in the face with pie) AHHHHHH!!!! PUMPKIN PIE!!!!! IT BURNS!
Nami: Serves you right for putting green dye in my shampoo!
Ashton: But looking at it green is definitely your color. (gets hit by coconut cream pie) Seriously who puts a whole coconut in a pie!? (Squeaky voice) And throws it at my balls!
Dimitri: Can't we talk this out?! (Gets hit with custard pie) I'll take that as a no.
Velma: Class Omega's justified pie pelting disorder.
Robin: Symptoms are... stinging in the eyes, followed by sore testicles, various stains in clothing, along with a shattered pride, and a rapid release of hot air from 2 inflated egos. (Chuckles to herself.)
3 hours later we see Dimitri and Ashton released from the ropes, the two then bowed apologetically to the others.
Dimitri and Ashton: We're sorry for everything we did.
Ashton: Can I get some ice please?
Glynda: Yes... right after you two clean up the mess you two caused.
Glynda then handed Dimitri and Ashton two mops
Ashton: Glynda I can barely stand from all the coconuts to the balls.
Dimitri: We said we were sorry.
Glynda: "Sorry" does not clean up the mess. So start cleaning or there will be extra training tomorrow.
Dimitri and Ashton: Yes ma'am...
The two then started to walk to the cafeteria to clean up the mess. Then a static was seen which showed a camera's point of view showing Dimitri, Ashton, and A-Bomb in a room.
Dimitri: Is this thing even on?
A-Bomb: Yeah.
Ashton: Oh, okay. (To the camera) Okay, so me and Dimitri may have gotten a little carried away with the pranks.
Dimitri: But after today, I think I'm done with pranks.
Ashton: Same here, but on the bright side, we both did get new pets. Koraidon come say hi.
Then Koraidon and Miraidon came to Ashton and Dimitri in limited build and low power mode and started licking their faces.
Ashton: Hey! Down! Stop! (Wipes his shirt) Come on! You know that doesn't wash out!
Miraidon then came to the camera, having his face on the screen looking at the camera.
Dimitri: Miraidon! Wait be careful with that-
Then Miraidon bumped his face into the camera, cracking it.
Dimitri: Oh come on! (To the camera) We'll check up with you guys later.
Ashton: Ash and Dimitri out.
The camera then shut off which resulted in the screen fading to black.
End.
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