New year madness
At night we see the academy, the scene goes inside to show Dimitri and Ashton bursting out of their room running as if they had just seen a ghost. From out the door, we see Daphne, Rias, Eda, Lilith, Verosika, Loona, Charlie, and Yang coming after them in lingerie. While the boys were running from the girls the scene suddenly freezes in place.
Ashton: (V.O) Okay, I know what you're thinking. Why are me and Dimitri running for our lives and why are those girls in sexy lingerie? It's a pretty crazy story, so I better go back to the beginning to let you know how this whole thing happened.
Suddenly the scene began to move backwards like a movie set to rewind. The scene changes to show Dimitri, Ashton, K.O. Luz, and Steven outside sitting at a picnic table.
Clover: Get away!
Jessica: Down! Stop it!
They looked to see Clover and Jessica both running away with sandwiches in their hands while Koraidon and Miraidon were chasing after them to try and eat the sandwiches they had.
Dimitri: And here I thought enjoying sandwiches would be a calm and mellow day.
Clover: (while running from Koraidon) This is my sandwich! Go get your own!
Jessica: (while running from Miraidon) Down boy! Down!
The others in class Omega watched to see Jessica and a clover running away from Koraidon and Miraidon while the two Pokemon were running after them to get their sandwiches. While Jessica and Clover were running a tomato slice fell from Jessica's sandwich and a piece of sandwich meat fell out from Clover's which caused the two to trip and fall Koraidon and Miraidon ran to them and caught the sandwiches with their mouths while the two held on to them.
Ed: Share it with me, Koraidon! (Runs to the scene)
Dimitri: (runs to Miraidon) Miradon! Down! Let her go!
Ashton: (Runs to Koraidon) Bad Koraidon! Spit Clover's hand out right now!
Clover: Ew! Pokemon germs!
Ashton: Koraidon! Drop it!
Koraidon turned to Ashton and opened his mouth, freeing Clover's hand.
Dimitri: That goes for you too, Miraidon.
Miraidon then opened his mouth letting Jessica go as well.
Jessica: Thanks, guys.
Dimitri: Anytime.
Ashton: Come on, Kuroko Smith wants us for a class.
Class Omega was later seen in the classroom with a woman in a black suit.
Kuroko: Alright class, today you will be studying Demi-humans. As you should know there are various types of Demi-humans. Lamias, harpies, centaurs, Arachne, and much more. The Demi-Humans started to come to human cities for cultural exchange. Which is why we have the Interspecies Exchange Bill.
Peter: Ok, just wondering what's this stuff?
Peter then held up a vial of purple liquid while shaking it a bit.
Kuroko: You need to be careful shaking that.
Peter: Why not? It's not like anything bad is gonna-
Suddenly the vial in Peter's hand exploded filling the classroom with a purple cloud of gas making everyone cough.
Ashton: Peter you moron!
Dimitri runs to the window and opens it as he coughs and fans with his hand letting out the purple gas.
Dimitri: (turns to Peter with anger) What the hell were you thinking?!
Ashton: That had to be the dumbest thing you've ever done!
Peter: No, the dumbest thing I've ever done was open that can of Whoop-ass.
A cutaway scene is shown with Peter at his home in the kitchen where he finds a can in the cabinet with the label "Whoop-Ass". He grabs the can and opens it as he looks in it, suddenly a fist comes out of the can and begins to punch Peter in the face multiple times causing him to stumble back and fall to the ground while stupidly holding on to the can.
Peter: Lois, why did you buy this!?
Lois: (offscreen) It was on sale.
The scene ended as the group was seen exiting the classroom.
Dimitri: So, what do you guys hope for in the new year?
Ashton: I hope to spend time with my new family.
Luz: Same here.
Dimitri: Well, I am gonna enjoy it with my little brother, K.O.
K.O.: Same here.
Later we see Dimitri and Ashton at the pool relaxing.
Dimitri: This is nice.
Ashton: Yeah, a day at the pool, nothing can beat that.
They looked to see Eda and her sister, Lilith at the pool while Eda wore a red two-piece bikini, Lilith was seen wearing a one-piece swimsuit.
Eda: (looks at Lilith) That's your swimsuit?
Lilith: Of course Edalyn, it does its job well. No need to show off.
Eda: Uh huh. (Pulls out a piece of paper with a glyph) Here Lili, let me help you out.
She then placed the paper on Lilith's back and it began to glow. Suddenly Lilith saw her swimsuit had been torn making it become a micro v string bikini.
Lilith: Huh!? (Clovers her body) Edalyn!
Eda: (laughs at Lilith) You're welcome. And come on, Sis. You know It's for him.
She then pointed at Dimitri which caused Lilith to have a smile.
Lilith: For once, I can agree with that.
Dimitri: Ash... What's happening?
Ashton: I don't know, but let's stick around and find out!
Dimitri and Ashton then ran out of the pool and exited the pool room.
Eda: Go ahead, run. But we'll be waiting for ya.
We later see Dimitri and Ashton outside at the field.
Dimitri: What was that all about?
Ashton: I don't know, but I think that purple stuff must have something to do with it.
Dimitri: It could be.
Cherri Bomb: Oh Ashy~!
Ashton turned to see Cherri Bomb as she threw a bomb up in the air which exploded and the explosion was heart-shaped.
Ashton: Not her too! Let's bail!
Ashton then grabbed Dimitri and ran off. We see Dimitri and Ashton are now in the library as the two were reading a book.
Ashton: Here it is. (Reads a page) That purple stuff was Demi-Human pheromones. It says that if a female human is exposed to that stuff, it causes them to act out seductively to anyone they want to attract.
Dimitri: All the girls in the classroom were exposed to that stuff, and me and you are their main targets.
Ashton: Good news is the effects of it are temporary until tomorrow, the only issue is we have to avoid the girls at all costs.
Dimitri: Luckily there are no girls we know here.
Ashton: I'll meet up with you later for our plan.
Ashton then walked off leaving Dimitri alone.
???: Oh Dimitri~.
Dimitri then turned to see Pearl wearing a white dress.
Dimitri: Pearl? What are you doing? And why are you wearing that?
Pearl: Well, when I was with Rose, I always wondered why she fell for a human. So... I want to see what the experience is like.
Dimitri's eyes widened in fear as he began to back away in fear as Pearl walked towards him.
Dimitri: Pearl, snap out of it! This ain't you. The pheromones are making you crazy! You don't want this!
Pearl: I'm willing to try it~.
Dimitri then backs up until he hits a bookshelf and notices the books.
Dimitri: Sorry Pearl.
Dimitri began to pull down books from the shelves making them fall onto the floor as Pearl's eyes widened at the sight.
Pearl: Dimitri stop! I just organized those!
Pearl then ran to the books and began picking them up as Dimitri ran off to escape. Dimitri was seen running through the halls as fast as he could, he then felt his phone vibrate and pulled it out.
Dimitri: Who's texting me?
He checked the messages and his eyes widened to show a photo of Rias in sexy lingerie as his nose leaked out a bit of blood.
He then sees a text showing a photo of Enid in bed wearing a lingerie and smiling seductively.
Dimitri: Oh my god, it's getting worse. We need to hide.
Later as night came the full moon was seen out in the sky. Dimitri and Ashton were seen boarding up the door and placing chains on it.
Ashton: No way those girls are getting through that.
Ashton then felt his phone buzz and pulled it out showing a text from Alexis asking "Wanna duel~?" and a photo of her in a bra and panties was seen while she held a card.
Ashton: This is getting too hot even for us.
Dimitri: Agreed, lucky for us we're in here and they're out there.
Then a knock was heard at the door Dimitri looked through the peephole and sees Zee and Jessica in lingerie.
Zee: Oh Ashy-kins~.
Jessica: Dimitri-boo~.
Dimitri: Nobody's home!
Ashton: Leave a message after the beep. Beep!
Ashton then felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see Loona, Verosika, Rias, and Charlie in lingerie standing behind him and Dimitri.
Ashton: What the!? How did you...
Verosika: Demon powers for the win~
Dimitri: Shit! We're trapped!
Ashton: (looks at the window) Out the window!
He and Dimitri then leaped out the window and landed on the ground and made a run for it.
Loona: You can run but you can't hide~ (blows a kiss at Ashton)
Rias: We'll get you boys~
We see Dimitri and Ashton run to the cafeteria and close the doors.
Dimitri: I think we lost them.
Dimitri and Ashton looked to see Asuka and Akeno both wearing nothing but aprons.
Akeno: Hello boys~
Asuka: Come here often~?
Dimitri: Wrong! I was wrong!
Ashton: Scram!
They both made a run for it and exited the cafeteria and were seen running to the gym room and Ashton sees a woman with blonde hair who is a centaur named Centorea.
Ashton: Look, we don't have time to explain! Girls are crazy and after us.
Centorea: I heard, it's no surprise since it's a full moon.
Dimitri: Full moon?
Centorea: It causes a Demi-human's animal instincts to go into overdrive.
Ashton: Really?
Centorea: Combined with the Demi-human pheromones, it must have caused the girls to all lose their senses.
Ashton: Oh, then why aren't you like them.
Centorea: Don't be silly, I wouldn't let something like a full moon come between me and you, my body and soul belongs to you, that practically makes us soulmates anyway. You can do whatever you want to me.
Ashton then felt Centorea grab his hands and bring them to her chest.
Centorea: Touch me to your heart's content, I insist.
Ashton: I don't care what you say! Your just as crazy as the others!
Dimitri: Ash!
They then looked to see a lamia girl named Miia, spider lady named Rachnera, a slime girl named Suu, and a wolf girl named Polt.
Ashton: Let's scram! Again!
The two then ran out the gym and looked to see they were faced with every girl who was in to them in class omega in lingerie.
Ashton: It's a nightmare! An incredibly sexy nightmare!
The two then began to run for their lives with the girls chasing after them. While running we see Loona, Verosika, Centorea, and Eda grabbing Ashton while Dimitri is grabbed by Lilith, Asuka, Rias, Jessica and Polt.
Jessica: Don't run away, we can have a fun night, you can do me~
Polt: But I want to have your pups, Dimitri.
Eda: Come on Ashy, this is gonna be a great new year~
Centorea: I am going to be your wife and I will not surrender!
Soon the boys escaped as Ashton grabbed Dimitri and threw a smoke bomb making a smokescreen blinding the girls. As soon as their vision came back they saw Dimitri and Ashton were gone. The boys were seen hiding in a dorm room, Ashton then heard his phone ringing causing him to pull it out and answer it, putting it on speaker.
Ashton: Hello?
The scene changes to show Kuroko in a bathtub holding the phone.
Kuroko: Ashton, I'm calling to let you know that tonight is a full moon.
Ashton: Thanks, Captain Obvious. At this rate we're gonna have a funeral this new year.
Kuroko: Which ones did you two bang?
Ashton: We didn't bang anyone! Oh, and thanks by the way, you just had to bring those pheromones to class. Now all the girls have gone insane!
Kuroko: I take it you didn't tell them how you feel for them?
Ashton: Huh?
Kuroko: I take it as soon as you found out the pheromones' effect, you both went into hiding?
Ashton: We were a little busy.
Kuroko: Well, if you two don't tell them how they feel, they'll get insecure. That's why they're being so desperate.
Ashton: Oh, so now it's our fault?
Dimitri: What are we supposed to do?
Kuroko: The academy has a fridge right?
Dimitri: Yeah.
Kuroko: Try using ice.
Ashton: That's not gonna help with this!
Suddenly a splash was heard through the phone.
Kuroko: (through phone) Gah! I dropped my phone in the tub!
Static was heard until the call ended.
Ashton: Hello? Hello!? Dammit!
Eda: (from out of the dorm room) Oh boys~ come out, come out wherever you are~
Ashton then ran to the door and locked it.
Ashton: Bingo!
Suddenly the door was building as banging was heard from outside.
She-Hulk: Open this door!
We see She-Hulk banging on the door to try and bust it open.
Ashton: Sorry, no Snu Snu for us.
Ashton was seen laying on a chair balancing a bone while Dimitri stood next to him. Suddenly an alarm went off as red lights were flashing in the room.
Speaker: (Double D's voice) You have invaded my personal space. Do not touch anything and leave via the designated exit.
Dimitri and Ashton looked over to see the door that was locked had an exit sign which was flashing. Suddenly the door unlocked and opened causing the two to turn white in fear seeing the girls on the other side smiling at them.
Speaker: (Double D's voice) Watch your step on the way out and have a nice day.
Verosika: Oh, you can count on it~ Jenn grab them.
She-Hulk then grabbed Ashton and Dimitri by the legs and started to drag them out the room.
Ashton: No! Please! I want to live! (Grabs onto the doorframe) I want to live!
Ashton was then pulled away from the doorframe and he and Dimitri were seen being dragged away while the two were scratching the floor. In the morning we see Ashton in bed as he jolted up while panting.
Ashton: (sighs) Thank god, it was just a dream.
Eda: No dream.
Ashton then looked to see he and Dimitri were in bed surrounded by all the girls.
Dimitri: My mom's gonna kill me.
Ashton: So's mine.
Jessica: Hey, come on guys. We'll just explain to them what happened, I'm sure they'll understand this.
We later see Dimitri and Ashton facing Carol and Camila who were both looking at the boys with angry looks in their faces.
Carol: I hate this, Dimitri. I am very disappointed in you.
Camila: I am disappointed in you Ashton.
Carol and Camila: You're grounded.
Dimitri and Ashton: But mom!
Carol: Why would you two do such a reckless thing?
Camila: What were you thinking?
Dimitri: Hey! Were the victims in this!
Ashton: The girls were exposed to some demi-human pheromones and went lust crazy and chased us around and took us away and forced themselves on us!
Camila: Even if that's the case you are still grounded.
Carol: For right you two are grounded for two days.
Carol and Camila then walked off as Dimitri and Ashton groaned in frustration.
Ashton: Hey, we can go watch a movie.
Carol: (Off screen) And no TV!
Ashton then looked annoyed while Dimitri looked the same as well, the rest of class omega looked at them.
Blitzo: Well... look at the bright side. At least you two got laid.
Dimitri: More like sexually assaulted.
Ashton: Let's just go. And just for the record, let us never speak of this again. Agreed?
All: Agreed.
We see the group walk off heading to the academy to continue their routine.
End.
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