I don't normally respond to these but this is right up my alley. @bbitchplease tagged me so let's go! You have to put down random weird quotes from you and your friends.

1) mesophyll (me to my friends at any given time)

2) shut the hell your mouth ( jennaisaduck at any given time)

3) your face is a neck! (I can't remember who said this first)

4) technically when you eat a fruit you're having sex with it (JustAnotherSpelunker *glares*)

5) THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OVARY AND A VAGINA (me, very loudly at school in the middle of break time, triggered af by the previous statement)

6) teacher, walking past us giggling: are you ladies talking about boys?
Megan: yeah, Hitler

7) just pun wars that make no sense

8) I'm not pansexual, I'm punsexual. Ogay ogay, calm down. Lesbian honest, that was an ace joke ( Jaimee at school one day)

8)this isn't a quote but lazyllama1223 "lives in my basement"

9) any and all discussion on our "Nature Studies 😏😏" group chat

10) would it have a vagina? - Emma ( rainbow_icecream645 and I were having a discussion with EmmaMarais on realistic mermaids)

11) Brandon's the kwheen but you can be the prime minister. If you're elected. ( jennaisaduck to me)

12) some people grew up exploding marshmallows in a microwave. Dean had a much shiftier upbringing. ( my sis Halfling_at_Hogwarts in that fairy episode of SPN where Dean microwaves a fairy to death)

Do it if you want, I don't feel like tagging people

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