(Art not mine) 

I was wandering through the savannah looking for a ball PickyPiggy threw. He might've done it to get rid of me, but I doubt that. Who would want me to go away? Anyways, I found the ball, covered it with tomato sauce and gave it back. Glad I had that tomato sauce on me. Theeen I ran off. 

I found CatNap resting on a tree and hollered, ''TIME TO WAKE UP!" and he just grumbled, so I took things into my own paws. I climbed up the tree and shook him. "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!!" He accidentally pushed me off the tree and he noticed and hung his tail and I grabbed on. He didn't raise his tail up though. He lowered it.

Aaaaand he went back to bed.

So I climbed back up and shook him until he finally got up. Then he grumbled out of bed and muttered to me "What is sooooooooooo important that I had to wake up?"

I said, "YOU'RE INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!"

CatNap sat there for a second before hugging me and saying happy birthday. I hugged back. Then I climbed out of the tree and CatNap followed, and we both came inside the house.

CatNap was slouching grumpily, but still walked to my house, and when we got there everyone joined in to a group hug.

As I started Snow Dogs on my TV, the doorbell rang and I barked at the door. CatNap giggled and opened the door to find pizza!? "YAY DINNER!!!" I cried. WE sat down at the table. I had cheese pizza, hoppy had green pepper, bobby had pepperoni, catnap had cabbage, kickin had cheese too. As we sat down at the table chatting, we finished our dinner and got out sleeping bags.

so thats chapter one. welcome to the worst sleepyday fanfic

i did this to myself