'I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN, FIGHTING TILL THE WARS WON-'

  You opened your eyes slightly and reached towards your phone on your bedside table, however like always, it was just out of reach, after some failed attempts you finally got your phone and saw who exactly was calling you a 7:00 in the morning.

 Of course, it was your one and only b.f.f Sophie, you slid the answer button across the screen and put it up to your ear turning onto your back and into a more comfortable spot.

"Hello?" You were still groggy from the early time, Sophie however, sounded like she had five cups of coffee for breakfast.

  "HOLY MAX 'N CHEESE Y/N! I JUST HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOM! I TOLD YOU SHE WAS OFF HER ROCKER!!" From the loud volume of Sophie's voice, you could plainly tell she was screaming. 

Unfortunately, because of her loud tone, you lost all traces of sleep and sat up, more than a bit annoyed with it. Sleep is precious.

"Uh, how on earth did you hear that? I didn't have any reporters on my doorstep," You rubbed your eye, ridding it any lingering sleep.

 Sophie seemed to have calmed down from her outburst when she replied "well, it's in the newspaper, you know how quiet this side of the city is, one simple arresting, and the papers go nuts! Second, a police officer was interviewed for it." 

You sighed explosively laying down again, you put your head onto your pillow chuckling "Heh, welp, looks like I'm officially on the news," 

Sophie huffed "Oh don't be ridiculous, what about that time you sang a song by Taylor Swift that one time?" 

You rolled your eyes "Well, that was when I was like, 12" 

 You could hear Sophie throw her hands up in the air "So?! you liked it, don't you deny it, you liked it when that reporter came and caught you on tape" You bit your tongue as you remembered.

 "Well, ok, but that was before... The whole, you know" Sophie took a sharp intake of breath and you could hear her slap her forehead with her hand, Sophie was one of the only people that knew about your little add-ons.

"I'm sorry (Y/n), I completely forgot" 

You smiled faintly "It's ok, but that's my point exactly" You sighed a bit and remembered why you couldn't be around cameras anymore.

 It was because if the picture showed your face, your add-ons showed as well, and you had promised yourself after Sophie found out, that no-one would see them unless it was absolutely needed, you didn't want to be seen as your father's 'mess-up' 

"Speaking of news..." You could tell Sophie was trying to change the subject "Are you friends with a monster?" 

You started at this "What are you talking about?" 

Sophie seemed relieved that you took the new subject of conversation "Are you friends with a Monster?" 

You were deeply confused "Huh?"

 Sophie snickered "Well, this was also in the newspaper, somebody took a picture of you and a skeleton Monster walking with you reusable bags, it didn't catch your face! But what happened?" You made an 'O' shape with your mouth as you remembered what about Sophie was talking about.

 "Alright, first, I was in zone-out land and crashed into him, second, I couldn't persuade him to not help me, third, I don't know why I'm even telling you this" 

Sophie laughed at the last part and asked, "Do you know his name?"

 You were about to answer but then a thought came to you "What is this, a press conference?" Sophie sounded slightly confused.

"What? No, I'm just curious, I haven't met a monster yet, they don't really come out of their own little town" You rolled your eyes.

"Okay, I believe you, his name's Sans, and he's a pretty 'skeletal' guy if you ask me" You could practically hear her silence. Until,

"(Y/N)! you know how much I hate puns!" You snickered "Then you wouldn't like Sans very much, he's a pretty punny guy" You heard Sophie try to hold in a scream "(Y/N)! I swear I'm gonna.."

 You tried to hold in a snicker but fail horribly "G-Gonna what? PUN-ish me?" 

Sophie threw up her hands again "OH MY IRENE!!"

You chuckled "Alright, alright, I'll stop, I gotta go to start the day, talk to you later?"

"Ttyl (N/n)" She Rather forcibly and hung up, you chuckled and got up from your bed, pulling off your covers, PJs, and putting on something more ready for the day, an (f/c) that faded into (a/c) top, and a pair of black slacks, pulling on some socks you were done with clothes.

 You put your (H/c) hair in a low ponytail and exited your room and into the kitchen, where you started to cook breakfast, as always agrian was the first to pick up the smell.

"BACON!!" As always he and Elijah fell out of bed which you could hear by the two dull thumps from their room.

 Agrian then rushed out of his room followed by Elijah and rose came out of her room as well, the boys set the small 5 person table, you picked up the plates and put them on the table, one with scrambled eggs, the other with- 

"BACON! Thanks, Sis!" Something was a tinge bit off, and you wanted to get to the bottom of it, looking at them some-what critically.

"What did you do now?"

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[Aphmau reference!! ^^]

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