Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh, Rachel belongs to @blackrockgirl123, Kate belongs to @kateatbrewersrock, Elle belongs to @broadway_brunette, and Livi belongs to @smarteypantz4ever.

Kitty: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?!?!

Everyone: WHAT?!?

Kitty: I ATE AN OREO. IT WAS SO YUMMY.

Ron: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: You remind me of my friend Grover.

Annabeth: *facepalm* Oh my gods, I SO should have seen the resemblance! 

Percy: Yeah, Grover's all like,"foooood!;' and Ron's like "FOOOOOOD!" 

Ron: ... Are you calling me fat?

Percy: Not exactly...

Ron: Do you have food?

Kitty: We're getting a little off-topic. Let's move onto the dares! I have a dare from @hp4always!

Harry: Just one?

Kitty: Yeah.

Harry: THANK YOU, @hp4ever! 

Percy: What's the dare?

(Kitty goes and whispers in Katniss's ear) 

Katniss: Okay. (a piece of pie appears) Peeta, want this pie?

Peeta: What kind is it?

Katniss: Blueberry.

Peeta: Yum! (opens his mouth and is about to eat it)

Katniss: OH MY GOSH, I FORGOT IT'S NIGHTLOCK!!!!!!! (ninjachops it out of Peeta's hands, and it lands on Percy)

Percy: Oh, blue food! (eats it)

Katniss: Um, Percy....

Percy: Yeah?

Katniss: That pie was made out of poisonous berries. 

Percy: ACK! (tries to spit it out) OH MY GODS, I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Oh my gods!! Oh my gods! I can feel the poison coursing through my veins! (starts staggering around) It's reaching my heart.... I - I - The room... getting... darker... *faints* 

Annabeth: OH MY GODS, PERCY!!!!(rushes to his side)

Katniss: He's so gullible.

Annabeth: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'SO GULLIBLE'?!

Kitty: Annabeth, it was a dare for Katniss to give Peeta pie, then throw it at Percy, have Percy eat it since it's blue, and him think what he ate was poisonous! It's just blueberry pie.

(Percy wakes up)

Percy: I DIED! What, huh?

Kitty: The pie wasn't actually poisonous, dork.

Percy: Oh. I - I knew that! I was just going along with the joke... Heh heh... 

Kitty: Yeah... so, now for some dares from @hungergames4me! First, Katniss and Percy have to have a battle! 

Katniss: Okay! LET'S DO THIS! (grabs her bow) 

Percy (uncaps Riptide): You're going down, Catnip! 

Kitty: On your mark... (they get into fighting pose) Get set.... GO!!!!! 

(Percy lunges at Katniss, but she jumps up and lands behind him, then whacks him on the head and knocks him out) 

Katniss: That was a nice warm-up... When's the real battle?

Peeta: That's my girl! 

Katniss and Peeta: *KISS* 

Kitty: Oh, Percy totally got his butt whipped!

(Annabeth claps half-heartedly twice)

Annabeth (pointing at Percy and speaking in a bored tone): Yup, that's my boyfriend. 

Kitty: Next dare! PERCY WAKE UP!

(Percy wakes up)

Percy: SERPENTINE SERPENTINE - wait, what happened? 

Kitty: Katniss totally whipped your butt and now you have to kiss Ginny for a dare.

Ginny, Harry, Percy, and Annabeth: WHAT?

Kitty: You heard me, now get kissing!]

(Percy and Ginny kiss) 

Ginny: DUDE, EW, YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE FISH! WHEN DID YOU EAT FISH???

Percy: Really? That's weird. And I don't really know what I ate for breakfast.... I just grabbed something that was sort of green and brown from the fridge and ate that...

Jack the Cheese: Wait, that's a fridge? I thought it was a bathroom... Whoops!

Percy: Wait... Are you saying I ate your poop?

Jack the Cheese: Maybe....

Percy OH MY GODS!!!! *goes and throws up in a corner*

Ginny: EW!!!!!! (goes and washes out her mouth with soap)

Annabeth: *facepalm*

Kitty: Gross.... Okay, Ginny, come here!

(Ginny walks over and Kitty whispers in her ear)

Ginny: Okay. *slaps Harry*

Harry: OW, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!

Ginny: It was a dare.

Harry: Ow... could you kiss me and make it all better?

Ginny: I just kissed Percy.

Harry: Oh, right.... Never mind...

Kitty: Harry, now you have to shave Snape's back.

Harry: EW! (Kitty throws a razor at him and he disappears)

(In Snape's room, where Snape is staring at his poster of Bridget Mendler)

Snape: Ah, Bridget, your beautiful brown eyes never fail to amaze me... Will you marry me? (pretends to be Bridget talking back) Oh, yes, Snapey-poo! (Back to his voice) Let's seal our love with a kiss! (leans in and...)

Harry: OH GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SNAPE?!?

Snape: AH!!! (throws the poster away) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, POTTER?!?!

Harry: I am here... to shave your back!

Snape: O_o

Harry: I know, let's just get this over with...

Snape: Why should let YOU shave MY back???

Harry: Cause.... I'll get Bridget Mendler for you!!

Snape: OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! (lets a disgusted Harry shave his back) Bring me Bridget!

Harry: Okay. (goes to the Room of Requirement and dresses Kitty up as Bridget Mendler and brings her back)

Snape: BRIDGET!!!!! OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU LET'S KISS!!!!!! (Snape tries to kiss Kitty, but she holds up Trevor and Snape starts kissing him) MYAH MYAH MYAH I LOVE YOU!!!! (opens his eyes and sees Trevor) AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

(Kitty, Trevor, and Harry disappear)

Kitty: Haha, that was awesome!! Thank you, Trevor! 

Trevor: Ew.

Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH HE TALKED!!!!!!!!! 

Trevor: ... *hops away* 

Kitty: O-okay, that was.... Weird.... So let's just do the next dare! Ron has to run in a marathon!

Ron: How far is that?

Hermione: Twenty-six miles.

Ron: WHAT????? ARE YOU CRAZY?!? I'LL DIE!

Fred: Hey, in one of the last dares, George and I ended up running, like, five gazillion miles! We ran for twenty-four hours straight!

Kitty: I'll give you chocolate at the end.

Ron: OOOOOKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! (runs a marathon in about five minutes) *huff huff* Gimme *huff* my chocolate!! *huff*

(Kitty hands him a Hershey's Kiss)

Ron: THAT'S IT?!?!

Kitty: You needed to lose a little weight anyways. 

Ron: :O 

Kitty: Now for a dare from @yougirl!! Percy, come over here!

Percy: Crap.... (walks over to Kitty, and she whispers in his ear) UGH.

(Kitty snaps her fingers and Clarisse appears)

Clarisse: Where am I? PUNK??

Percy: Hey, Clarisse. This is the Room of Torture. I mean Requirement! No, I meant Torture. We're playing a game of truth or dare. Now, scratch that - a game of dare and doom.

Kitty: Ooooh, I love that!! That SO describes this book!

Percy: Yeah... (goes over and kisses Clarisse)

Annabeth: PERCY!!!!!!

Clarisse (breaking away): PREPARE TO DIE!!! 

(Annabeth and Clarisse prepare to cream him) 

Percy: IT WAS A DARE I SWEAR!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!! (jumps under a blanket on a couch, trying to hide)

Clarisse: What? I don't care if it was a dare! Prepare to die! (she raises her spear, but Kitty snaps her fingers and she disappears)

Percy: Annabeth, you won't kill me, will you?

Annabeth: Was it a dare?

Percy: YES!

Annabeth: I'll forgive you! (Percy jumps out from under the blanket and they kiss, but Annabeth breaks away) Oh, ew, your breath is bad.

Ginny: Told you so. 

Kitty: Yeah, so some dares from Kate! Girls, hang out with One Direction!

Hermione and Katniss: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH YES!!!!!!!

Ginny and Annabeth: Ew. 

(they go hang out with 1D)

Harry Styles: Ooooh, who are you?

Ginny: Ginny Weasley.

Annabeth: Taken. 

Katniss: THE FUTURE MRS. STYLES!!!!

Hermione: THE FUTURE MRS. HORAN!!!!!

One Direction: O_O

Ginny: Sorry, they're huge fans...

Hermione: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!?! (looks around in her pocket) OH MY GOSH I DON'T HAVE ANY PAPER!!!!!!!!!

Ginny (whispering to Annabeth): I stole it from her for this very reason....

Annabeth: *snicker snicker*

Hermione: Ohh.... SIGN MY FOREHEAD!!!

Katniss: SIGN MY FOREHEAD!!!

One Direction: Um, okay. (they sign the two girls' foreheads, and they both faint)

Annabeth: Ugh, sorry. We'll just go...

Louie: Wait, who are you? You're kinda hot... 

Annabeth: Yes, I am, and I'm taken, too! (punches him)

Louie: OW!! 

(Hermione, Ginny, Katniss, and Annabeth disappear) 

Kitty: Okay, just a warning, Annabeth? You may have to deal with - 

(Kate appears and attacks Annabeth (Kate is a huge Louie fangirl))

Kitty: -never mind.

(Kate disappears once Annabeth is black and blue)

Annabeth: Ooooowwwww...... (Kitty snaps her fingers and she's all better) Thanks!

Kitty: No prob. Guys, go hang out with Justin Beaver! I mean, Beiber!

Guys: *groan* (disappear)

Justin Beiber: Oh, hey.

Harry: Hi. Are you Justin Beaver? Whoops, Beiber?

Justin Beiber: Yup! Do you want my autograph?

Leo: No, I want your hot girlfriend!

Selena Gomez: Oh, hey, Leo!

Justin: Whaaaaa? You can't have Selena!

Selena: I believe I am a person, not an IT. 

Leo: I know that, babe, but apparently Beaver-Dude doesn't.

Justin Beiber: Security!!!! 

(Security comes)

Leo: It was nice seeing you Selena! (makes the 'call me' sign)

Selena (winks): Bye, Leo! (the boys disappear) 

(In the Room of Requirement) 

Kitty: LOL, that was awesome! Now Kate and Laura have to come. (Laura and Kate appear) Laura, go on a date with Harry Styles! Kate go on a date with Louie!

Kate: YES!

Laura: NO! (they disappear)

(On Harry and Laura's date, they go out to dinner, and Laura sulks) 

Harry Styles: So, babe, tell me about yourself.

Laura: Don't call me babe.

Harry Styles: Why not?

Laura: I hate you.

Harry Styles: Then why are you on a date with me?

Laura: Cause my life is really messed up. Good-bye. (Laura disappears)

Harry: O_o

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: How did the dates go?

Laura: I told Harry that I hated him.

Kate: It went great! :D

Kitty: Cool! Harry, grow a mustache.

Harry: Okay. (concentrates for a second, and a mustache pops up on his face) There. (concentrates again, and the mustache disappears)

Kitty: Aw, I didn't get to pet it.

Harry: Um... Sorry?