Fresh looked down at the child with a soft gaze as he looked at the baby bones. He admits this was the last thing he ever expected Error to call him for. To make him an Uncle for their child was nothing he could've ever predicted. Fresh knew he scared Error's primitive or more sensitive senses when he saw him, he knew instantly that Fresh was extremely dangerous. But, he still trusted Fresh to become a sorta Uncle figure towards the child. Though, he will have to curb his chaos for the time being as Error brah probably doesn't want his child to become chaotic until they were 7 years old in monster terms.

'Something is gonna happen. I can feel it in my non-existent body that is a voice.'

Fresh looked up at the 'ceiling' with questions marks most likely on his shades until he heard a yawn. He looked back at the child to see them waking up from their nap. Fresh grinned at them 'merrily' even though he technically couldn't feel but parasites were odd anyway.

"Yo! I'm your Uncle Fresh little homeslice!"

Silence for a moment before a loud shriek rang out.

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Error sighed as he finished coding in the grass, trees, the somewhat sky, and some walkways. He hummed as he looked idly through the codes until a voice rang out.

'Ooo, the cottage you're making should be romantic gothic. They're so cozy with a fenced-in garden, like something out of "The Tales from Martha B. Rabbit" which, is a sweet little story you should get for them. They'll love it! Also, maybe surrounding your house with a big flower field for your kid to wander/play in and fencing off the dangerous areas of the Anti-Void with tall lilac bushes, would work beautifully!'

Error tilted his head slightly as he looked thoughtful.

"Wonderful suggestions but sadly I can't seem to find any romantic gothic style cottages. I can set up the lilac bushes easily along with the flowers. Good suggestion, I'm sure they will love it when they grow older. I was lucky enough to find a safe space of Anti-Void where you can find time easily. The time is centered around the Original Undertale so we'll be fine."

He rolled his head and shoulders as he coded in the cottage, tall lilac bushes to signify the outside area was dangerous along with flower gardens. The safe zone was about 17 million acres so Error doesn't have to worry about some things. Maybe he should include a weather system along with some animals for this place? Maybe see if there are some of THEM in the Anti-Void. Couldn't be too bad to check.

House/New Home:

Error smiled as he looked over the codes. Everything was in working order so Error could now live here with his child with Fresh watching over them from time to time.

'Um, sir, this is a McDonald's drive-through.'

He tilted his skull in confusion. The hell was a McDonald's? Though, Error wondered if the voices will eventually disappear due to this being a safe area or was always there in some form. Hmm, looking up later that's for sure.

'Anyways, I completely understand if you haven't thought of this yet Error, can I call you Ru? You know what, that's your new nickname from now on. Eh...Anyways, what are you gonna do about your...ahem, 'job'? I mean, it's not like you can just leave the little one all alone in the Anti-Void.'

Error hummed slightly as he looked thoughtful. The voice was asking how he wouldn't go about his destruction as now he had a child to care for along with now having to eat to build up his magic supply. His magic was enormous as he could feed an AU magic for six months before he really started to have a dip in it but his magic isn't infinite. No, by all means, he will run out and he's only managed to survive from starvation due to his enormous magic supply. He no longer needs to eat but now that he has a child, Error now has to think in the long run.

"....I may need to stop destroying for a certain amount of time as I have my own clarity back with me but I do have insanity that can't exactly be cured. Plus, from what little of these past few hours of my own clarity, it's making me...sick at the amount of killing I did."

It was an understatement of the highest caliber as by having his own sanity back, Error was now becoming sick from how much killing and murder he did. It was taking everything he had to not break down from the memories that were clear and precise along with his past now catching up. He saw how his destruction sprung up some more room for others along with clearing up any viruses, glitches, or lagging in some of the AUs. His destruction was necessary but gaining back his clarity made everything worse. His own soul, or souls, were shivering and rolling at the number of emotions he was going through.

"....I will seek therapy before I really start to destroy anymore. I've been in this role too long to really not destroy at all. Plus, you all know how my role evolved over the years more than anything."

'And certainly not with Fresh. He's everywhere almost anyways. A bit too chaos prone aswell. Not really good for a kid who needs to thrive on magic. Nothing against Fresh at all but...I don't think it's wise to let many people know you or Fresh have a kid in your care.'

He chuckled at the voice as he knew what the other meant.

"Fresh may be chaotic but he can control his chaos. He just chooses not to as he has genuine joy at seeing others face the chaos ahead. But he will control his chaos around my kid unless they want to learn some mischief. Plus, I knew Fresh for a long time to where I saw him like an annoying younger brother over the centuries we lived. Also, you've never seen him when he saw children, he may be aromantic asexual but he adores children to a high degree to where if he saw someone hurting a child in any way, he will literally make you regret ever being born. Which is why he rather be the 'Rad Uncle' than a father as he just rather is the uncle than a dad."

Error also frowned as he growled lowly at the thought of anyone taking his kid. Everybody instantly thinks since he was the Destroyer and Fresh a Parasite, they would outright hurt any child that came their way. While, yes, Error did hurt children but it was mostly Frisk or Swap Chara's as any other monster child or human child was secretly teleported to another timeline or the Omega Timeline. Error admits, he's a hypocrite but even during his most insane days he never dared hurt a child unless they were Frisk or Swap Chara's. Which was probably how Core got the notion that Error could still be saved in some form.

Though if Error really wanted to destroy the whole AU's he could've targeted the Originals but he only went to copies of which everybody ignored due to his ability to destroy AU's, timelines, and other crap.

'W-What if HE finds out?'

Error stilled at the question as he gazed down at the grass for a moment then looked ready to murder someone.

"We'll see when we get there, buddy."

Error then jumped slightly as he heard Fresh poof behind him to which he looked back to only stiffen a laugh as he saw that Fresh was looking distressed with his shades spelling [HE LP] while his kid was crying heavily in Freshes arms. Error walked over and picked them up gently of which they sniffled and warbled while looking up at him then going back to smiling and giggling merrily. Error smiled at them as he feed them some magic which they drank up happily. Fresh seemed to slump over as his glasses read [FE EW].

"Dang homey, the little homeslice sure isn't gay to see radical me."

"It was months before I was used to you Fresh and drop the lingo. We're the only ones around ya'know."

Fresh sighed as he stretched out then smiled more naturally.

"Sorry B, but you know how I am. I just like the 90's lingo yo!"

"I know but please keep in mind that there is a very impressibly child and I don't want their first words to be 90's slang."

"Noted, B!"

'There is only one thing worse than a rapist! A CHILD!'

'LMAO that meme! 😆'

Error looked up at the ceiling in confusion while Fresh snickered as well. The child burped as they finished drinking up their parent's magic. They giggled at the laughter while they wiggled joyfully at the noise.

"What in blazes is a meme?"

Fresh gasped in mock offense as he looked at Error with his shades reading [D: o:].

"Ya don't know what a meme is B!?!?!?"

"Fresh, I was literally insane until I got some clarity by the little miracle in my arms."

"No excuse!!!!! I'll set up the internet and multiversal net!!! Then I shall show you memes and vines, clean versions at least!!!!"

Error could only look at Fresh in utter confusion as he ran into the home for him and the child. He then looked down at the giggling babybones as they rocked back and forth in joy. He smiled at them as he nuzzled their skull gently. They laughed at the ticklish feeling while lightly kicking their arms and feet.

"Well, while we wait for your Uncle Fresh to finish, why don't you hang out with your Father?"

That seemed to make them giggle more while Error quickly teleported the baby supplies from his old area to this new area.

'ABC'S EXAMPLES FOR KIDS!'

Error hummed as he sat underneath a tree that was close to his home while cuddling his little baby.

'A stands for ARSON

B stands for BARSON

C stands for COMMIT ARSON

D stands for DON'T COME NEAR ME I'M GOING TO COMMIT ARSON!'

Error looked up in alarm at the voices while the child just continued to giggle in his arms while babbling something.

'I love this!'

Error looked dubious at the voice when they said that.

'What a great teacher I will be...Probably 👍'

He sighed as he gazed down at his child while wondering if the voices managed to get high again. No, seriously, Error wondered how they get high as he remembered some instances of some of them somehow getting higher than Mettaton's ego.

'I rather deal with a grabber baby bone than a screaming baby bone that sounds like a Pterodactyl.'

He stiffened some laughter at that as he understood that in some form. The baby bone in his arms just blew a raspberry, as if saying trying to mess with the voice or disagreeing.

'This is going to get very interesting, I didn't expect that Error would call Fresh maybe Blueberry but not Fresh. But this Fresh wants to be an Uncle, I didn't really expect it.'

It was something Error knew from reluctantly getting to know Fresh and seeing some of his habits up close by accident. Though he did pause a bit as he looked at the sky for a moment then looked down at the baby bone with confusion.

"I wonder who this Blueberry person is? Never herd of them."