Me: mwahahahahahahahahahahaha Zao, we're gonna have so much fun~

Zao: something's wrong... Don't tell me...

Me: yes, someone left a dare.

Zao: *facepalms* it's not for me, right aru?

Me: *sarcastically* of course it's not, let me just read it to you! *clears throat*

From Zoë:  HMmmmmMmmm....Okie den. Zao, you're dared to try out being a vegetarian for a day and wear a pink frilly dress~

Zao: ...

Me: You gotta do it~ XDXD

Zao: I hate you all

Me: Well, you promised that you would do the dares and if you don't do what you have promised you are a dishonourable man who doesn't follow the way of Confucius.

Zao: No

Me: Com'on you'll be so cute! 

Zao: I'm not Poland aru

Me: I'll draw Yao in a qi pao if you do the dare~

Zao: ... Fine aru.

Me: YUS

--Please wait temporarily while Zao is being stuffed into a dress--

Me: You look sooooooooo cute!!!

Zao: *Blushing and trying to keep the dress down*

Me: I know what will be even cuter! *stuffs on cat ears*

Zao: *tries to get the ears off*

Me: It's no use, I flipped through your Taoist stuff and cast a spell on those ears so that it won't come off until the end of the day!

Zao: I really really really hate you.

Me: I'm not your biggest fan either, opium smoking freak.

Zao: Words can't describe my hatred towards you right now

Me: I can't care less. Anyways onto the vegetarian part~

Zao: that should be quite easy since I don't eat much meat or at all aru...

Me: Oh, but I made your menu *Chuckles evilly and hands Zao menu*

Zao:... WHAT?!!! What do you mean seaweed soup for breakfast, mashed potatoes for lunch, baked squash for dinner and taro pudding for dessert?!!! AND I HAVE TO DRINK MILK THE WHOLE FREAKING DAY?!!!!

Me: well, it is what it says~

Zao: I'm going to get you one day for this aru   

Me: I'd like to see you try 

--Breakfast!--

Zao: I can't do this... I... I'm gonna die!

Me: Oh com'on just a bit more

Zao: No...No I can't take this much all at once!

Me: It's just a damn seaweed soup! Stop being a wuss!

Zao: *pinches nose and drinks it all in one gulp*

Me: *pets head* that's a good boy~

Zao: *runs to the bathroom to puke*

--Lunch!--

Zao:  Today, I declare war on this western monstrosity, *points at mashed potatoes with chopsticks* It's either you or me, this house isn't big enough to fit both of us in aru. Let the heavens have mercy on one of us aru!

Me: -_-" what was that speech for...?

Zao: hold me tight admin, this might be the last time you'll see me aru.

Me: *shoves him away* 滚一边去! (get da fuq out of ma face!)

Zao: 你无情，你冷酷，你无理取闹！(you're merciless, cruel and illogical!)

Me: I'd rather be that than hug you and get killed by Yao...

Zao:... Ok, I'll give you kudos for considering that...

Me: Eat already!

Zao: *starts eating like he's eating poison that tastes like mud*

--one hour later--

Me: See, you're finished! Now that's a good boy!

Zao: *pale faced and dying*

Me: *shakes him* hey, you alight...?

Zao: No... I'm dying... tell Yao that I love him and Chaos and Loper that I think their really cute together. Also tell Ranju and Ambre to get along better. Tell Sakura that she's a good girl... lastly tell Allen to beat up the burger brat for me aru...

Me: *takes him to the washroom and slaps him on the back* There, you won't die now~

Zao: *pukes but looks better*

Me: There you go, now I'm going to go make your dinner~ anticipate it~

Zao: *pukes even more*

--Dinner!--

Me: Zao~ Dinner! 

*silence*

Me: Now where could that good for nothing ying magnet gone...?

Zao: *muffled sound from the cupboard* I told you that's reserved for Yao aru!

Me: *Jerks open cupboard* Aha! There you are! 

Zao: O-O

Me: *demonic chuckling* let's go and have dinner shall we? *drags him out by collar*

Zao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Me: *stuffs him in the chair and sets squash on the table* there, please enjoy~

Zao: *takes a bite with trembling hands* I'm sorry I can't do this aru! You know that I hate squash the most aru! TAT

Me: *pinches his arm* that's why you barely have muscles! You never eat!

Zao: Don't you like men who aren't macho-muscle-men?

Me: Well, that's me. If you don't start gaining a few pounds Yao's gonna be topping you next time!

Zao: *blushes* F...fine aru.

--two hours later--

Zao: I...I'm done aru.

Me: onhonhon mais tu n'etes pas finir mon ami~ (but you aren't finished my friend)

Zao: You know I don't speak French aru!

Me: *plops taro pudding onto the table* bon appetit~

Zao: How dare you bon appetit me with this crap!

Me: I thought you didn't know French...

Zao: Well, I at least know the basics...

Me: whatever, eat.

Zao: I will kill you. *starts eating*

Me: *shrugs* eh whatever, it's still fun to see you do the dares. XDXD

--half an hour later--

Zao: *half dead on the table*

Me: There, you did it. Now you may not eat these things for the rest of your life~

Zao: That... better... be the case.. aru

Me: Kudos to Zoe for these amazing dares! Until next time! Peace!