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Y/N P. O.V.

I'm walking back with Yuno, Mimosa and Klaus back to HQ and guess who we see on our way?

Asta and his squad!

Mimosa spots them and looks down and blushes furiously. Dear Lord, her taste in men needs to improve- a lot!

"Oi! Asta! Did your damn injuries heal yet?!!" I yelled at him but he didn't reply and my eyebrow started to twitch slightly.

"YUNO!! I heard you took down an enemy single-handedly! You jerk!" Asta yelled at Yuno, completely ignoring me, my eyebrow starting to twitch more violently.

*Asta, I'm this close to murdering you...*

*Yo, Y/N.*

*Ya, Ryujikan?*

*I can triple my size as a dragon so if you want to go visit him, just tell me.*

*Thanks!*

"La?! You know my meal-saving prince?!" A black-haired girl, who assumed as Asta's comrade asked referring to Yuno.

Meal-saving prince? Really? What type of vocab is that?

"HEY! YUNO! Y/N! ANSWER ME!!! Greet me properly!" He yelled out.

I had enough. "Mkay, now Ryujikan!" Ryujikan tripled in size and I got on him, "Okay, thanks!"

We went over to Asta and I yelled in his face, "BITCH! I GREETED YOU AND ASKED HOW YOU WERE! This is how you treat me?! I knew it! You're so stupid sometimes Asta! Jeez, You'll never be able to marry anyone!" I brought up talking about me and Sister.

I returned to where Yuno and the rest were, "Jeez, grow up, Asta if you want to marry Sister..." I muttered.

Out of nowhere, Yuno made this giant hawk out of air and sent it to Asta and he started to yell some shit like 'don't nearly kill me just to send me a message' and 'stop flaunting, you handsome jerk!' oh, and 'damn you, Yuno!'. Yuno started to walk off and I followed him.

I saw a green fairy come out of Yuno's hood and I was like, 'Oh shit, it's the brat, might as well try to shut her up ahead of time' 

"Sword Magic: Summon Spirit Tsurugi!" I muttered. 

*Anyways, go into your human form please, I need to get used to your human form too okay?*

*Sure, I don't mind.*

"Hey, hey, hey Y/N!" (Haikyuu Reference) Tsurugi said, "Can I get a kiss?" He said puckering his lips and moving closer to me. Before I could reply, Yuno pinched his head and asked, "What are you?"

"Eh?! Y/N has a boyfriend?!" Tsurugi asked.

"No! Yuno and you are both mine! Not hers!" Bell said, possessively and then going to pinch my cheek and when she did I was like 'Bitch, Nah.' I swatted like a fly and walked over towards Yuno, "So you got a spirit too, hm."

"OI! Y/N! Forget about me already?" Ryujikan asked.

"No way you handsome devil!" You complimented him, "Wait...you're a dragon..."

"you called him handsome, Y/N! Am I not?" Tsurugi said sadly.

"You're not," You replied bluntly as he faked being stabbed, "but you're more adorable!"

"Aww!"

"Now, back into the grimoire you two!" You declared.

"Fine, but not without a kiss!" They both insisted.

Flirty much?

*Nope*

*Damn it! I'm not safe in my own brain!*

-time skip-

I got back to HQ and decided to write a letter to Sister.

-next day-

I should get a gift for the captain of the Crimson Lions. After all, I might've been able to save him if I didn't take so long with my spell of transportation...

Let's see, some flowers would be nice, which one though...Gladiolus flowers mean healing so that'd be good!  Let's see...Red ones and blue ones would be pretty! Those both grow in Nean! What luck!

-time skip-

I look down and I see the town of Nean and a similar white-haired friend of mine. I hop off my broom and land, "Yo! ASTA! 'Sup?" I yelled trying to get his attention.

"Yo! Y/N why are you here?" He asked.

"I'm here to get a get well soon gift for the captain!" I answered.

Well, after that happened, I met his senior, Gauche, who apparently has a huge sister complex and kinda hates anyone who goes near her apparently as well. I also met Rebecca. She's very pretty! She and asta would make a good match! But what about Noe and Mimosa too? 

"Do you guys want to sleep at my house?" Rebecca asked us.

"Sure...but I didn't get my flowers..." I pouted.

"What flowers?" Rebecca asked, overhearing my sorrows.

"Two red and blue gladioluses," I said quietly.

"The greenhouse isn't too far! You can go in the morning!" Rebecca replied quickly.

"Ok!"

-time skip-

"Rebecca! You're food! It's, it's, it's..." I said thinking of a word I've heard before while she started to get scared, "Luscious. Delicious! Amazing!" Your eyes sparkled as she sighed in relief.

"You'd make a great wife!" Asta boldly stated making me choke.

Oof.

"Sadly, I only have two rooms, sorry," She apologized sheepishly.

"You can sleep with Asta!" I said pointing to her as her face flushed up, "Because this dude's a nuisance! Oh, wait...we're your guests...I guess I'll deal with him, Bakasta...We're related so it's fine!"

12:00 am

"Asta, you idiot, get your hands off me!" I whisper0yelled as he latched his arms around me.

This cycle repeated 5 times then Gauche tried to kill him. Great.

I had enough! I want some decent sleep, okay!

"Both of you! SHUT. UP! I need some damn sleep!" I said, threatening to burn them.

"What's all the ruckus, you guys!?" Rebecca asked, coming to us from her room.

"Sorry, Rebecca. Just GAUCHE trying to MURDER Asta in his SLEEP! And I can't get any fucking sleep because of these two idiots!" I yelled, frustrated at the boys sense of stupidity.

"Sorry," Asta apologized.

"Meh, I NEED to kill Asta for looking at my sister," Gauche said, trying to kill Asta again.

"Jeez, men, Sorry about your house and the noise," I said, rubbing the nape of my neck nervously, "And sorry for waking you up and the kids as well..."

"That's the thing," She said nervously, "The kids, the kids. They're...they're...they've...

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