Here we see you sitting on your own in a bus in Metropolis and then see the school, Metropolis High.

(Y/N): "High school, the place where heroes live."

We then see a giant Poison Ivy going on a rampage and destroys most of the school.

(Y/N): "Annnd where villains trash it, which explains the low budget BBQ horse meat. Oh well, duty calls."*activates the CENTINEL suit*"Wonder Eyes! Paragon!"

And then in 3 Billionths of a second you transform into your Wonderful 101 uniform, which is a glitter white jacket and your Wonder Mask then appears on your face.

You then pull out your Multi-Tool and you transform it into various weapons such as a gun, a whip, a sword, and finally a pair of battle gloves. Once the transformation sequence is complete you then call on the Wonderful 101.

(Y/N): "Virgin Victory, Poison Ivy has gone giant and going wild cause she ate way too much fertilizer!"

Capt. Nelson: *over coms*"Roger that, your team is on their way."

You then head down town and you see the Wonderful 101 and your mentor Wonder-Red.

Wonder-Red: "(Y/N) Hyperion aka the Multi-Tool of Justice, Special Combat Agent from Metropolis Field Office, CENTINELS Planetary Secret Service....Wonder-Paragon!"

Wonder-Blue: "Okay seriously Red, we've been working together for like years now and I still have no idea how you are memorizing these names."

Wonder- Red: "It's a gift."

Wonder-Green: "What is the plan, Wonder-Paragon?"

(Y/N): "First analyze the situation."

Wonder Blue: "Giant plant lady who ate way too much Plant food, pretty analyzed too me."

(Y/N): "P-Star, see if this is her intention."

P-Star: *in binary* "On it."

(Y/N): "The rest of us will slow her down."

You and the others then run off and located Poison Ivy attacking the school and she was holding Mr. Chapin in her right hand.

Chapin: "Help!"

(Y/N): "Oh no Chapin!"

Wonder-Pink: "Now how do we slow down a giant plant lady!"

(Y/N): "I got an idea, Pink. I need your help on this one. 50 of you guys will be with Wonder-Pink, the rest of you with me. We're gonna trip this giant."*speaks into the coms*"P-Star lure her over here!"

P-Star: *in binary*"Got it!"

Poison Ivy then sees P-Star and she follows him in pursuit of him and both you and Wonder get ready in positions.

You and Wonder-Pink: "Unite Whip!"

We then see both you and Wonder-Pink make a Unite Whip and wrap each other and then you both tie both of your whips together to make a tripwire and then we see Poison Ivy trip on the trip wire and fall face down as you both restrain her.

(Y/N): "There."

P-Star: *in Binary*"I've done a scan on her and she has an overdose of nuclear radiation."

(Y/N): "Probably from toxic soil, well can't blame her. We need to get her back to normal."

P-Star: *in binary*"How?"

We then see an old man teleported from the Virgin Victory.

Shirogane: "Move aside youngsters, I made a device to remove toxins just for this occasion."

Shirogane then pulled out a blaster and fired a beam and destroyed all of the toxins in Poison Ivy's body as she then shrinks down to her normal size.

Poison Ivy: "Ughhh... what happened?"

(Y/N): "You went crazy."

Shirogane: "What was the last thing you remember?"

Poison Ivy: "The last thing I remember I was fighting Superman and then he shot a laser at me and I got out of the way and then I fell into some toxic chemicals and then the next thing I know I'm here."

(Y/N): "It must have been a crazy fight. Wait where's Chapin?"

Wonder-Blue: "Wanna know how he feels about nerds getting epic wedgies?"

Wonder Blue then points to Chapin hanging onto a flag pole by his underpants that are printed with Green Lantern symbols.

(Y/N): *Chuckles* "Really Blue?"

Wonder Blue: "Hey I found him like that okay, it wasn't my idea to give him a wedgie that epic."

P-Star then takes a picture of Chapin in the most epic wedgie of all time.

P-Star: *Chuckles in binary*

After that, we see both you and Poison Ivy or Pam Isley as you're now in civilian clothing now and you both see the damage done by Pam's giant crazy phase.

Pam: "Wow...."

(Y/N): "Yeah Wonder Paragon and his crew will clean this up."

Pam: "At least we don't have to suffer the big exam that Chapin keeps on force feeding us studying material for it."

(Y/N): "What's wrong with that?"

Pam: "Didn't you ever notice that he's been mean to everyone? Chapin took my plant that my father gave to me which by the way blooms on my birthday."

(Y/N): "What?! Why would Chapin do that?!"

Pam: "That's not the worst of it, when Kara was accused of crimes she didn't commit he threatened her to be expelled. You can see why I choose to have plants as my best friends and not humans."

(Y/N): "What about Selina and Harleen?"

Pam: "They're more like second tier friends. There's a difference."

(Y/N): "And Jessica?"

Pam: "4th tier cause she's a vegans and plants are people to me. Don't you know how traumatized Phil was when she had a drink that is made from plants?"

(Y/N): "Ohh, right, sorry."

Pam: "Don't worry about it. You know something, this is by far the longest conversation with someone that is not a plant. Huh."

(Y/N): "Yeah, usually you can't stand talking to certain people, but now guess you need to talk to the right people. Take care of yourself."

Pam: "You too." *In her head* "What happened to me?"

Later on, we see you heading back home after a long day of work and you see your foster mom with a bunch of women with her.

(Y/N): "Hey mom, I see you brought back women home again."

Mom: "Hello sweetheart, and yes I have. I'm sorry I would have gone to a hotel but they're booked."

(Y/N): "It's okay mom, that's what I like about you. You may be a lesbian pervert that somehow gets laid but you are a great mom nonetheless."

Mom: "Thanks sweetie, and don't worry I soundproof the living room so we can have fun without disturbing you."

Lesbian 1:*to your mom* "I can't believe you have a kid of your own."

Lesbian 2: "Yeah we thought you were a milf with not kid but nope we were wrong."

Mom: "Well he isn't my child by blood but he is by bond, as I always say spirit is deeper than blood. Besides if he was my kid."*bounces her breasts*"Then he would have been drinking out of these mommy milkies~."

The 10 lesbians in the room blushed at your foster mother's big bouncing boobs.

Lesbian 5: "Oh my..."

Lesbian 8: "Those are some big boobies."

Mom: "Size 85 DDDD or F cups~."*spanks her butt*"And a booty to match~."

(Y/N): "I'll go upstairs before things get steamy and get to my homework and classwork for school cause Poison Ivy attacked the school when she turned giant. Until the school is repaired, I'll be taking online classes."

Mom: "Okay sweetheart."*sees one of the lesbians sit on her lap*"Oooh, looks like someone is ready for round 3~."

Later, up in your room, we see you working on classwork while video chatting with the other Wonderful Ones.

(Y/N): "I know a giant plant lady is a bit of a downgrade after defeating the Geathjerks but we have to protect people, no matter what."

Mariana: *over the video chat*"It's fine, I was done with my spa day anyways."*holds up her fingers and toes*"Luckily you always think of plans that won't hurt all of us, including my medi and pedi."

(Y/N): "Yeah, I know how much looking pretty is important to you Ms. Kretzulesco."

Mariana: *over the video chat*"You're not a cadet anymore, you're our leader and Red's successor, don't be so formal."

(Y/N): "Sorry, still getting used to being the leader of the team."

Will: *over the video chat*"I know how you felt when I became leader."

(Y/N): "Yeah, it's a lot of pressure between being the leader and a superhero."

Eliot: *over the video chat*"Why do you think I respect you as a leader since day one of your passing of the Torch, I won't make the same mistake twice when Will became leader."

Ivan: *over video chat*"Da, we almost died because Eliot didn't like Will as a leader."

(Y/N): "How come Krishna is not on the chat?"

Ivan: *over video chat*"He's testing out new game."

(Y/N): "Guess it's one of the perks of being the 8-Bit Enchanter."

Ivan: *over video chat*"Da."

(Y/N): "So Mariana, how's the long distance relationship with Prince Vorkken?"

Mariana: *over video chat*"Didn't go well cause our computers are not made for interstellar communications so we made a mutual break up. And no, that does not mean I'm dating your foster mother."

(Y/N): "That's not why I asked, but good to know I guess."

Mariana: *over video chat*"Out of all the families in the world, how come you're adopted by that pervy lesbian?"

(Y/N): "I don't know, maybe I connect more with her over my birth parents. You know...."*points to the prosthetic eye*"The same people who did this to me?"

Eliot: *over video chat*" Oh... yeah...I always keep forgetting that."

Jean: *over video chat*"See, we feel sorry for you."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, I gotta get back to work on my homework. I'll talk to you all later, oh and Mariana, wanna hang out with me at the park in Metropolis? If you're not busy."

Mariana: *over video chat*"Hmmmm, eh why not we're friends after all. If I'm staying over at your city then I need you to carry my luggage for me, okay?"

(Y/N): "It's always a workout carrying your luggage, since the CENTINAL suits can amplify the user's body it's a good thing for me since we need to be in top shape."*to Jean*"For most people who aren't close up brawlers or heavy lifters, no offense Jean."

Jean: *over video chat*"None taken."

They all then hang up as you continue working on your homework. The next day, we see you carrying Mariana's luggage to a hotel.

(Y/N): "Man is 50 suitcases really necessary, not that I'm complaining."

Mariana: "Of course it is, especially the shoes, they always bring out the best in my outfits. You wouldn't get clothing like I do, you grew up with your foster mom for 9 years and you don't know how women work."

(Y/N): "I don't get what women do. But seriously, what other girl would pack this much stuff?"

Meanwhile in Canterlot City we see Rarity sneeze

Applejack: "Ya okay Rarity?"

Rarity: "Yes but I feel like someone is talking about me."

Back to you, we see you and Mariana inside her 5 star penthouse suite and you brought in all of her stuff.

(Y/N): "Where did you even get the money to buy this stuff?"

Mariana then unfolds her wallet as we see a row of credit cards coming out of her wallet, around 900 wallets total.

Mariana: "You can be surprised what we Transylvanians do."*puts away the credit cards*"

(Y/N): "Why would.... How.... Ah, forget it."

Mariana: "Well then let's have a day out (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Do I have to carry more stuff?"

Mariana: "Just me after my pedicure."

(Y/N): "Oh okay."

Later, we see you and Mariana at the park and we see her filing her nails while walking with you.

(Y/N): "You know Mariana, most guys just give up on ya because you're high maintenance, but I remain loyal to you anyday."

Mariana: "Oh try not to be my knight in shining armor, you are a bit dense when it comes to women."

(Y/N): "What's that supposed to mean?"

Mariana: "Oh nothing nevermind (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "I don't hang out with a lot of girls, mostly because I'm afraid they might end up as one of my mom's one night stands. It's kinda awkward if that happens to one of the girls at my school."

Mariana: "Sounds like you don't invite girls over to your house because of your mom."

(Y/N): "Don't get me wrong I love my mom it's just I don't want her to be freaky with my friends from school."

Mariana: "That's understandable, although I don't think she's the kind of girl to do it with someone who's... not her age."

(Y/N): "True, even she has her limits, especially when guys try to flirt with her. They end up getting a kick to the nuts and having their asses handed to her cause she's pretty fit."

Mariana: "Well do you find it uncomfortable when she brings back 10 or so women home just to make out with them?"

(Y/N): "Uh... sometimes but she means well and the rooms are soundproof but her FWBs are nice to me though. Plus I have a part time job at the lesbian club she owns and I work as the backstage manager."

Mariana: "You work at a strip club for lesbians?"

(Y/N): "As the guy who works the lighting and the backstage stuff, yes. And before you ask, no I don't ask for private shows, I work there."

Mariana: "That explains why you didn't react to my uniform whenever I became Wonder Pink."

(Y/N): "Yeah, considering where I work, I'm pretty much used to you wearing a small skirt."

Mariana: "It is small so that my legs can move freely, besides I don't think I could move in boots all the time."

(Y/N): "That's understandable, I mean who else would wear boots 24/7?"

Meanwhile in Amity Park we see Sam sneeze and look around.

Paulina: "What's with you?"

Sam: "I...I think someone is talking about me. Because of my boots."

Back to you, we see you and Mariana talking at a bench as the superhero girls sees both you and Mariana.

Jessica: "Hey girls."

Kara: "Yeah?"

Jessica: "Is that (Y/N) from class?"

Zee: "You mean the kid who has a flirty lesbian mom who works at her lesbian strip club, how could we not miss him?"

Jessica: "Who's that girl he's with?"

Babs: "Huh, I don't know, does she go to Metropolis High?"

Karen: "Is she an exchange student cause she looks like she's in high school?"

Zee: "Hmm, I'll tell you one thing, I think that girl looks a bit familiar... but I can't put my finger on it. Also her hair color is really bad."

As if on cue, Mariana heard what Zee said and she turned to her and in a fit of rage she then tackled Zee to the ground.

Mariana: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!"

(Y/N): *grabs Mariana and tries to pull her back*"Woah,woah, Maria chill!"

Mariana: *grabs Zee's neck and shakes her frantically*"Not until she takes it back!!!"

Jessica: "Zee take it back!"

Zee: *while being choked*"I'm sorry! I'll take it back!"

Mariana then lets go of Zee as we see Zee cough and gagged to get some air.

(Y/N): "Sheesh Mari."*to the hero girls*" I am so sorry she's a friend from work."

Jessica: *sees where your hands are on Mariana*"Uh.....(Y/N)?"

Mariana then looks down and sees that your hands are on her breasts and then she gets angry and punches you in the face hard enough to knock out one of your teeth.

Mariana: *Blushes*"Don't you ever touch a lady there without her permission!"

(Y/N): "Ow......noted..... but it was an accident, honest." *To Zee* "You okay Zee?"

Zee: "I was almost choked to death by a pink haired tramp."

Mariana: *gets angry*"Tramp!? If you want to know who the tramp is, look in the mirror!"

Zee: "Excuse me!?!"

(Y/N): *Sighs* "Oh no."

Jessica: "Zee come on, I'm sure she didn't mean it."

Mariana: "Well they say purple is out of season right now, if I were you I would dye that monstrosity on your head called hair a different color."

Zee: "Monstrosity!!?!"

(Y/N): "Mari come on, let's not escalate the situation."

Zee: "How dare you!? Ylgu!"

We then see Zee cast a spell on Mariana as her hair was now green.

Mariana: "Ah!!!! What happened!?! What did she do to my hair!?!"

(Y/N): "Uh... I'd rather not say."

Mariana: "(Y/N)...."

(Y/N): "It's um... green."

Mariana: *Eyes widen*

Mariana then screams so loud that on the other end of the galaxy we see Immorta at a space cafe and she hears it.

Immorta: "What was that?"

Back to you, we see Zee and Mariana fighting with each other as you then grab both of them.

(Y/N): "Will you two knock it off!?!"

Mariana: "She started it!"

Zee: "No you started it!"

You then make both of them headbutt each other to calm them down.

Mariana and Zee: "OW!"

(Y/N): "Hey, I said knock it off!"

Jessica: "Seriously, enough is enough! Now calm down." *To you* "I am so sorry about our friend."

(Y/N): "It's okay, Mari can have a bit of a temper when it comes to people talking about her hair and her looks. She works hard on her make up even while at work."

Kara: "Try dealing with Zee, it takes her hours for her to get her makeup done. She uses so much perfume that she bursts a hole in the Ozone."

Jessica: "Which I'm trying to get her to stop using cause it's true."

Zee: "Hey! Hair like this does not come to me naturally you know!"

Mariana: "I know right, it's a process to get it nice this way."

(Y/N): *to Zee* "So your hair is naturally purple?"

Zee: "Duh."

(Y/N): "Huh, you learn something new everyday. But you two need to apologize."

Zee: "Fine, I'm sorry for turning your hair green."

Mariana: "It's fine and I'm sorry for calling you ugly."

Zee: *changes Mariana's hair back to normal*"It's alright, say I want to go shopping. They have some new clothes that are in season and they're on sale!"

Mariana: "On sale!? Then what are we waiting for!?! But we need some muscle."

(Y/N): *sees Mariana and Zee looking at you*"What?"

Sometime later, we see you carrying tons of boxes as we see Mariana and Zee carrying bags.

(Y/N): "Why do I have to carry everything??"

Zee: "Cause you're a strong guy, and because we don't hang out much at school."

Mariana: "And we don't hang out much at work."

(Y/N): "Fair enough...but do you really need to buy 400 pairs of shoes? Isn't one pair enough?"

Zee: "Ugh, you just don't get it."

Mariana: "I know right."

(Y/N): "Get what? All I'm getting is labor while you girls are getting shoes."

Zee: "Oh that reminds me, there's a sale on dresses for the season. Let's go."

(Y/N): "Sale......?"

Mariana: "It means they're half off."

(Y/N): "I know what it means, I just think that it might do a number on my back and legs."

Zee: "Don't worry we won't buy that much."

(Y/N): "Uh-huh..."

Sometime later, we see you carrying all kinds of clothing and make up supplies and you were about to collapse.

(Y/N): "We won't buy much she said."

Zee: "Sorry about that. Here let me help."

Zee then waves her wand and sends all of the clothes and make up into her magic hat.

Zee: "Ta da!"

(Y/N): "You could have done that earlier?!?! I would have gone to the hospital because of my broken legs!"

Mariana: "Sorry about that, we can't help it cause we have huge pockets."

(Y/N): "It's fine." *Sees his shirt is all sweaty* "Oh great, I'm all sweaty."

You then take your shirt off as Zee and Mariana blush at the sight of you shirtless.

Zee: *Blushes* "Wowie..."

Mariana: *Blushes* "Oh my lady parts..."

Zee quickly takes a picture as we see a shirt thrown at you as you saw Krishna with Jessica.

Jessica: "Hey there."

(Y/N): *puts on the shirt* "What are you doing here?"

Jessica: "Babysitting, why were you shirtless?"

(Y/N): *Points to Zee and Mariana* "Ask them."

Zee: *Blushes a bit* " Well uh... it wasn't a total loss."

Mariana: "We bought some stuff and he gave us a show."

Krishna: *while playing a game*"Oh he did a magic trick?"

Zee: "Uh, yeah really nice magic trick." *Sees a mob of girls* *That somehow got everyone's attention."

(Y/N): "Everyone?" *Sees the girls* "Ohh..."

Jessica: *sees Krishna is gone*"Uh oh, Krishna is gone."

We then see a Unite Bomb thrown at the girls which makes them all slow down on a temporal level as we see from the distance it was Krishna as Wonder Black with a bunch of robots with him as we see him quickly send the robots back and change back to civilian clothing and got back with Jessica as she notices him.

Jessica: *Sees Krishna*"There you are, my parents told me to make sure you won't run off."

(Y/N): "Nice to see Krishna is still playing his games, he's not much for conversation."

Jessica: "How did you know that?"

(Y/N): "We met each other at Subway, we talked and hung out while eating sandwiches."

Jessica: "Huh, neat."

Zee: "Okay but where did that giant bomb come from?"

(Y/N): "Wonder Black must be around somewhere."

Zee: "Who's Wonder Black?"

(Y/N): "Everyone must know about the 8-Bit Enchanter, he contributed to saving the planet from the Geathjerk invasion."

Jessica: "Hmm, Alright."

Mariana: "Yeah, he's part of the Wonderful 101."

Jessica: "Oh yeah. Now I remember."

Mariana: "Yeah and don't forget the world spinning around so many times."

Jessica: "Oh I remember that, my moms and I threw up after that rollercoaster of a ride."

Krishna: *muttering while playing his game*

Jessica: "What did he say?"

(Y/N): "Not sure."

Mariana: "Well we better get going, see you around."

Jessica: "See ya."

By the time you all leave, the temporal effects from the Unite Bomb wore off and the entire crowd of girls were moving again.

Girl 1: "What happened?"

Girl 2: *sees that you're gone*"And where's that hunk of a man? He's gone."

Girls: "Awww..."

Back to you, we see you walking home with Mariana, Zee, and you turn to her.

(Y/N): "Well that was fun and stressful on the body."

Zee: "But at least we got to see something fun~."

(Y/N): "What was it?"

Mariana and Zee: "Nothing."

We then see your mother open the door to your house with two girls.

Mom: "Hello (Y/N), and company."

Zee: "Hi there ma'am."

Mom: *sees Zee and Mariana*"Well, well, aren't you pretty girls~."

(Y/N): "Mom, don't even think about it."

Mom: "It's not my fault that they're hot."

Lesbian 1: "Yeah, we have room for them in the orgy~."

Zee and Mariana: "Pass...."

Mom: "Alright, I understand I won't force you two to do something you don't want to do."

(Y/N): "Well you two better get going, we got school tomorrow."

Mom: "Oh come on (Y/N), why don't you have your classmates over for a sleepover tonight. I promise I won't do anything to them."

(Y/N): "Pinkie Promise?"

Mom: "Pinkie promise."

(Y/N): *To Zee and Mariana* "What do you girls say?"

Zee: "Well, as long as she doesn't try anything. Why not I'm game."

Mom: "Glad to hear it."

As you and the girls get into the house the girls see lesbians making out with each other.

Zee: "Okay your mom is so freaky, where did she even find these girls?"

(Y/N): "I've narrowed it down to from the club, Grinder, and Tinder."

Mom: *one arm hugs both Mariana and Zee*"It's all 3 actually, I'm just so lucky with girls."*squeezes Zee's right breast*"And nice cans for a girl of your age~."

Zee: *Moans* "Mmm, Mrs.... (Y/N)'s mom, please... unhand my chest."

Mom: "Sorry, my hands often move on their own~."

Zee: "You can't be... that good."

(Y/N): "She is, she can snatch a woman's panties like it was magic."

Mom: "Like this."*holds up both Zee's and Mariana's underwear*

Mariana: "What the?!"

(Y/N): *Averts eyes* "Mom please give them their undies back!"

Mom: "Okay okay." *Gives them their panties back*

Zee: "Thank you, but she can't be that good with other women, right?"

(Y/N): "Well there was the nun incident."

Mariana: "Nun incident?"

Mom: "Oh that was the best foursome ever."

(Y/N): "You made innocent nuns commit sins."

Mom: "Oh come on, it wasn't that bad."

(Y/N): "They were in the confession booth for a month."

Zee: "Yikes."

Mom: "Okay fair enough. But it's not my fault I'm irresistible, my body is flawless, every girl wants a piece of me, and I have the fan letters to prove it. How do you think I made a great business at my club?"

(Y/N): "Fair enough."

Mom: "Well one of these girls would be lovely daughters in law."*gropes Zee's butt*"And who can say no to a booty like her's~."

Zee: *moans*"Mmm, please.....stop......"

(Y/N): "Mom please, remember what you promised."

Mom: "Alright, alright."*lets go of Zee*"It's not my fault you brought back two hot girls home."*feels lesbians groping her breasts*"Oh my~. I like where this is going~."

We then see your mother get back into the orgy as you, Zee, and Mariana head upstairs. Later in your bedroom, we see you and Zee doing homework while Mariana is painting her nails.

Mariana: "Your mother is really pervy."

(Y/N): "Yeah but she does mean well, besides her Friends with Benefits are nice once you get to know them. It's like a family that I never had before."

Zee: "Before? What happened to your first family?"

(Y/N): "Well if you want to know, my birth parents are not the best and they hated superheroes while I like them."

Zee: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Because they used to work with the company Vought."

Zee: "You mean the company that makes bad heroes for a living and makes money out of them including that psychopath Homelander?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, my birth parents hated working there but they have to to support me. For a long time they believed all heroes are bad people with Homelander letting a plane full of people to die, Stormfront being a nazi, A-Train on drugs, and Vought making cover-ups to the point where people are nothing but collateral damage."*pulls out a broken Turbo Man toy*"A friend of mine gave me this Turbo Man toy as a birthday present and when my parents saw me with it, they disciplined me by destroying my Turbo Man toy and removing one of my eyes."*points to the prosthetic eye*"This one."

Zee: "I'm sorry to hear that, I'm kinda on the same boat with you. My mom left me and dad on my birthday and my dad had to make every birthday special which caused a lot of trouble for me and my friends."

(Y/N): "You turned them into birthday obsessed zombies?"

Zee: *Slightly surprised* "How'd you know?"

(Y/N): "My mom can read women just by looking at them, I don't if that's a super power or a psychological thing but it is pretty impressive."

Zee: "Wow, your foster mom is amazing. Don't tell her I said that."

(Y/N): "I won't, but she'll probably know. After all she does have a degree in psychology."

Zee: "She does?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, I mean sure she's a huge perv but that doesn't mean she knows a thing or two about how people feel. In fact she made her own style of therapy called Strip Therapy at the strip club, women open up more when they see her doing exotic dancing. Not only is she pervy but she's also very helpful, a lot of women come to her for her sessions."

Zee: "Wow, in her pervy lesbian way she's helping people. The next thing you'll say she's an excellent midwife."

(Y/N): "Well she is actually, she helped women feel good while delivering babies."

Zee: "Really?"

(Y/N): "Yep, she's like a mom themed superhero."

Zee: "Yeah, is it weird that I wish I wanted her to be my mom?"

(Y/N): "Not really, she gets that all the time."

Mariana: "I guess she's not as bad as I thought either."

We then see your mother open the door and her face is covered in lipstick kiss marks.

Mom: "Hey kids, how's the studying coming along?"

Zee: "Pretty good ma'am."

Mom: "Oh don't be so formal just call me Linda."

Zee: "Um... okay Linda. Wow, that felt weird calling a mother by her first name."

Linda: "Oh it's not weird to me, you could even call me mommy~."

Zee: *Blushes* "Uhh..."

(Y/N): "Mom please try not to make Zee faint."

Linda: "Kidding, but I'm sorry about your mother Zee, she is a big jerk. Leaving her child on her birthday is so cruel."

Zee: "Wait, you know my mom?"

Linda: "Unfortunately I do, Sindela was one of my FWBs until she left me dry. And I don't mean that in a pervy way. But that bust, the booty, the skin, the beautiful lips, the sultry voice~. I like that in a woman~."

(Y/N): "Mom, please try not to drip on the floor, I just steamed and cleaned my room."

Linda: "Sorry sweetie."*to Zee*"And if you want to be one of mine~."*gives Zee her number*"Call me~."*kisses Zee on the cheek*"Good luck kids."

Linda then leaves the room as Zee blushes a bit.

(Y/N): *Sighs* "Zee I am so sorry about my mom, she means well but she can be... you know."

Zee: "It's alright.......I was just.......wow....I feel a bit-"

(Y/N): "Aroused?"

Zee: *Blushes* "Yeah."

(Y/N): "Yeah, mom has that effect on women, whether they're straight or gay. If Jess was here... well I'd rather not say."

Zee: "How bad would it be?"

(Y/N): "Well, Jess is a pacifist and with my mom, she would make her more aggressive in bed."

Zee: "Does she do couples therapy?"

(Y/N): "Yeah she helped Jessica's moms out by telling them that their work lives are separating them. She said this: Sex is not just for making babies, it's also a way to bring couples together. Then at their next appointment her advice worked and Jessica's moms are closer than ever."

Zee: "Wow. Wait, did she talk to Diana and the other girls?"

(Y/N): "Only Diana because she wants to go to Themyscira and make out with the women there, especially Diana's mother."

Zee: "Of course she did, so uh, on a completely unrelated note, do you have a girlfriend?"

(Y/N): "Well with the long hours at my mom's lesbian club, school work, service for the community, not to mention my mom's perverted lesbian personality, there is no time for finding a girlfriend. To be honest I don't think I'm able to know what a girl is thinking unlike my mom."

Zee: "Well I'm sure you'll get one soon enough."

Mariana: "Who knows, your soon to be girlfriend may be in this room."

(Y/N): "Huh, I wonder who it is."

Zee and Mariana: *in her head* "I bet it's me."

We then see your mom coming into the room with some cookies and snacks.

Linda: "Kids, I brought some snacks in case you're hungry."*whispers to you*"And some condoms in case you want a threesome with these girls."

(Y/N): *Blushes* "Mom!"

Both Zee and Mariana then see the condoms among the snacks and they blushed bright red for the things that might happen.

Linda: "I guess they want to be your girlfriends. A harem is a great way to show love to the girls who love you. Especially a girl with flawless skin."

(Y/N): "What girl would ever have flawless skin? That doesn't seem physically possible."

Meanwhile in Amity Park, we see Paulina sneeze as she looks around.

Danny: "Are you okay Paulina?"

Paulina: "Um, yeah, it felt like someone was talking about me. Ooh it has to be that 101 hero."

Back to you.

Linda: "Well I'm sure that girl is out there somewhere."

(Y/N): "Yeah, are you sure you're not trying to get me a girlfriend just to make out with her?"

Linda: "No of course not, you know I'm against rape and I would never do that, you're my son."

(Y/N): "Thanks mom."

Linda: "Besides it's not rape if they offered to have sex with me."

(Y/N): "I- okay yeah that part is true."

Zee and Mariana: "Wait what?"

Zee: "You think that he'll let you make out with his girlfriend if she offers?"

Linda: "Of course, I'm not a rapist."

Zee: "Well at least you're consensual."

Linda: "Of course I am, I'm so alluring even straight women would want some of these~."*bounces her breasts*

Zee: *Blushes and sees her breasts* "Lucky..."

Linda: "Oh don't worry Zee, yours will grow too. I mean not unless you know some growth spell. If you do, I want to turn my F cup to a J cup for just one day, and a booty to match."

(Y/N): "If you did, you'd probably have a mob of women after you. Like I almost did."

Linda: "You took your shirt off?"

(Y/N): "It was all sweaty, what was I supposed to do?"

Zee: "I do know a growth spell. Thworg ydob!"

We then see Linda's bust and butt size increase to larger sizes and now she has a J Cup bust size.

Linda: "Wow, thanks Zee."

Zee: "Anytime."

Linda: "Okay I'll see you girls later, I'll be busy."

Linda then left, leaving you and the girls.

Zee: "Well I think your mother might get a lot more popular with the ladies this time."

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Mariana: "Well anyways thanks for letting us into your home and meeting your mother, we'll be off now."

Zee: "But before we leave."

Zee and Mariana kiss you on the cheek and leave.

(Y/N): "Huh, I wasn't expecting that."

With Zee and Mariana.

Zee: "Man (Y/N) is cute."

Mariana: "Not to mention dense, and a little clueless but for a good reason. For all the time working, you think he would pick up on women."

Zee: "Yeah, but no guy can be that clueless."

Mariana: "He likes helping us carry our things for us but he did it to help us not because he loves one of us or both of us."

Zee: "And you work with him?"

Mariana: "Of course, but not at the strip club but with the service for the community."

Zee: "You mean you work with him for community service."

Mariana: "Of course."

Zee: "Something tells me he's not telling the truth about his job with "community service". "

Mariana: "Well I'm sure he'll tell us if we were his girlfriends."

Zee: "You work with him too you know. Maybe he'll tell you."

Mariana: "Yeah he would, plus if we do start sharing him, we should probably have an open relationship, I like you more as a shopping buddy but as a gal pal."

Zee: *realizes* "Wait a second, I knew there was something off about you. The "Community Service" you and (Y/N) are in are the Wonderful 101 isn't it?

Mariana: "Oh shoot, uh well..." *sighs* "Yeah, but to be fair, you're a hero too, Zatanna."

Zee: "How did you know?"

Mariana: "I read about you in the list of candidates to be recruited, plus the hair is a dead give away."

Zee: "As well as yours."

Mariana: "Touche."

Zee: "So you're Wonder-Pink and he's-"

Mariana: "Wonder-Paragon, yes, but don't tell anyone else, actually he changed clothes into his uniform in front of you one time."

Zee: "If that happened then why didn't I remember that?"

Mariana: "Cause our Wonder Masks can hypnotize people and keep our secret identities safe. I mean, that's superhero 101 right?"

Zee: "Touche."

Mariana: "Besides after I got over Prince Vorkken, I've been getting his attention since day 1 of when he became a cadet at the academy. Yet his hard work as Wonder-Paragon has made him not focus on me but instead made him focus on the mission we're assigned to. Heck I could be naked and he would still focus on the Mission."

Zee: "Dang, he really thinks the mission comes first? I mean sure it's important, but what's important is having a normal life, like me and the hero girls."

Mariana: "Well unlike you girls we get paid to do it."

Zee: "Wait seriously?"

Mariana: "I used to be a billionaire before Wonderful 101 and now I'm a trillionaire. But not all of us are rich, Red is a teacher and White has his dojo. I'm not in it for the money, I'm in it for protecting the Earth cause we have the best malls around for us to shop."

Zee: "Huh, neat."

Mariana: "Yep, With how hard (Y/N) works, he's gotta balance it otherwise he might be an overworked employee. He hasn't used any of his vacation days because he said: "Justice doesn't need a vacation."

Zee: "That's exactly what Diana said, but more conviction. When he's not saving the world, what does he do in the Wonderful 101?"

Mariana: "He trains and teaches the cadets about the importance of teamwork and heroism."

Zee: "Huh, when me and the girls became heroes we didn't need a fancy class to do that, Diana taught us how to be heroes and brought us all together, well Babs did that when she started that food fight but that's besides the point."

Mariana: "Making Unite Morphs is not as easy as it looks, you have to have people with you to help you to make your weapon more effective against the Geathjerk or any other villain. It's made when we work as a team."

Zee: "It sounds more like working for the military, but more science-magic related."

Mariana: "It's not magic, it's science. Our suits generate an energy field around Wonderful Ones to make a Unite Morph, it's technology and not magic."

Zee: "Okay fair enough."

Mariana: "Yeah, besides it's not like there's a spell that can make overworked people balanced."

Zee: "I don't think a spell like that exists."

Mariana: "What about a lazy spell?"

Zee: "That would cause more problems than it solves. Why not group therapy?"

Mariana: "Hmm, that could work."

Zee: "So we all hold a group therapy session for (Y/N) tomorrow then?"

Mariana: "Sounds like a plan."

Zee: "Alright."

Sometime later, we see you come into the room where you saw the girls, including Zee and Mariana and your teammates and Commander Nelson.

(Y/N): "Um,Is something wrong?" *realizes* "Wait, I didn't forget someone's birthday did I?"

Zee: "No, no, (Y/N) this is not a birthday situation."

Com. Nelson: "Take a seat."

You then sit on a chair and you turn to the others.

(Y/N): "Is something wrong?"

Elliot: "Look man, you worked too hard, that's all."

Com. Nelson: "As your commanding officer I will give you a mandatory vacation, and while you are a Wonderful One and an excellent leader of the Wonderful 101, everyone needs a break, including superheroes."

(Y/N): "But-"

Diana: "(Y/N) I have been where you are now, expected to be perfect all the time, but in my time living in the world of man, I princess Diana, admit that not even I can excel at everything."

(Y/N): "Hmm... do you all feel that?"

Kara: "Dude, you need a vacation and your vampire coworker has been trying to get your attention since you were a cadet."

Mariana: "Hey! Just because I'm from Transylvania doesn't mean I'm a vampire!"

Kara: "You hate garlic."

Mariana: "It's because I'm not a garlic fan!"

(Y/N): "Hmm... well if you all feel that strongly, then I can take a vacation."

Babs: "Are you sure?"

(Y/N): "Absolutely."

Kara: "But just to be double sure, D, lasso."

You stuck your hand out as Diana wrapped it around it.

(Y/N): *under the lasso* "I am willing to take a vacation, I have been working too hard. Also I think Jessica goes heavy at the salad bar."

Jessica: "Hey! I'm a vegan you know."

Com. Nelson: "Do not worry (Y/N), your weapon maybe able to use any Unite Morphs In the Wonderful 101's arsenal but your teammates have the same weapons."

(Y/N): *under the lasso* "Good to know, also Jess, try to ease up on the salad, I think it may be going to your backside."

Kara: *Snickers* "I think he called you fat Jess!"

Jessica: "Would someone get him out of the Lasso please. Also my butt isn't that big." *Brief pause* "Is it?"

Diana then releases you from the lasso.

(Y/N): "Thanks D."

Jessica: "Is my butt really that big?"

(Y/N): "Yeah my mom said that you have a big butt and she's an expert on the body of a woman, both inside and out."

Jessica: *blushes* "Okay, I'm both impressed, flattered, and slightly creeped out."

Kara: "Well you do make the couch shake whenever you take a seat."

Jessica: "Oh please name one time I ever did that."

Flashback.

Here we see the hero girls getting ready to watch a movie.

Zee: "Is everyone here?"

Babs: "Wait where's Jess?"

Jessica: *slides into the hideout*"I'm here."

We see Jessica sit with the girls and the couch shakes when she sits down.

Diana: "Was that an earthquake?"

Babs: "I think that was Jess."

Jessica: "Huh?"

End of flashback

Jessica: "I couldn't do that... could I?"

Babs: "Jess, your butt could be considered a weapon."

(Y/N): "Yeah and my mom always wanted you to sit on her face."

Jessica: "Oh...."

(Y/N): "Jessica, I think you should admit that your butt is bigger than Zee's." *To Zee* "No offense."

Zee: "No, no I'm with you on this one."

Jessica: "Okay, what about when I'm in my Lantern uniform, is it... that big?"

(Y/N): "Well my mom mastrabates to a picture of you in your lantern uniform."

Jessica: "I... wow okay then."

Zee: "Plus, it does show off your curves and I should know."

Diana: "Is that important to women in the world of man?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, but uh to some women, Zee used her magic to give my mom a J-Cup sized breasts and a butt to match and now she's getting more FWBs from her club, her tinder profile, and grinder profile."

Diana: "What is FWB?"

Zee: "Friends with benefits."

Diana: "What are friends with benefits?"

Kara: "Umm, it's like being in a relationship but it's mostly like they're more sexual and less romantic."

Diana: "That would explain why she is interested in my mother when she asked if she is single."

(Y/N): "Yeah that's my mom for you, and like I said, I'll take up my vacation time."

Com. Nelson: "Glad to hear it, and Mariana has volunteered to join you on your vacation."

(Y/N): "She did?"

Mariana: "Yep, I am gonna teach you how to relax."

Next: Chapter 1: Vacation Time