I'm not dead for starters.

It's been a while and I'm running out of ideas. Thank goodness this book is almost over. So here's to yett another chapter on how to annoy anyone!

How to annoy anyone.

1. Name your dog "Dog".

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. (It works just letting you know.)

3. Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!".

4. Speak only in a robot voice.

5. Wear your pants backwards. (More like annoy yourself.)

6. Ask people what gender they are.

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "Imaginary Friend".

8. Sing along at the opera.

9. Mow your lawn with scissors.

10. Honk and wave to strangers.

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Here you go my lovely unicorns!
I hope you have fun annoying your friends or foes with these amazing tips!

~Molly