@wenlucyluv Idea! Lool!

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*Your at school after school with your group of friends*

 Friend: you and (guy friend who you honestly would hit with a bat over the head any chance you'd have) are the next couple!

You: No just no...

 Friend#2: I ship it!

*You see your mom's car coming right at ya*

You: GUYS SHHHH AND STOP SHIPPING IT!

*Your mom rolls down her window*

Friends: *in sync* (your name) and Jake sitting in a tree-

Mom: DOES BAEE HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND BAAAEEE TELL ME BAAAEEE I NEED TO KNOW IF HES GOOD ENOUGH

You: GOD DANG IT!

Guy friend: . . . HELP SOMEONE HELP ME

*The poor guy runs, your mom runs after him*

Mom:  FINE RUN AWAY MY BAEE DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS.. RIGHT AFTER I RUN YOU OVER! ;)

You: DON'T RUN HIM OVER! :(