*When you want to be like Squidward from that one episode*

Mom: Come help me chop these onions!

You: Yeah sure..

*You 'accidently'  slip on a sock*

You: Oh noo! I've slipped

*You dramatically twirl around and end up on your butt at your moms feet*

You: I've fallen and can't get up!

Mom: Get up here and help me before you REALLY can't get up.

*You scramble up quickly*

You: Yeah I have a quick recovery system..

Mom: I thought so.