(My apologies if you're actually a kid lover lol)

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*Your mom and dad make you work at a daycare so you can leave them alone.*

Mom: Bye honey I hope I won't see you soon!

You: Love you too '-'

*Your mom drives away and you walk inside the daycare.*

Daycare manager: Hello You! You finally made it!

You: Yup :)

Daycare manager: I'm going on my break.. just look after the kids please. Oh, and look after our Parrot please!

Parrot: SQUAWK look after our Parrot please!

You: Sure :)

*You walk in and all of the kids cheer.*

Kids: Hi You!

You: Hey guys! So everyone lets just sit down and be nice, okay?

Kid: FOOD FIGHT!

You: NO!

*The kids throw food and you hide*

You: EVERYONE STOP! OR ELSE!

Kids: We aren't scared of you!

You: Oh really? B)

*You dress up as a clown and come back.*

You: EVERYONE BE QUIET OR ELSE YOU'RE DEAD!

Kids: AHH D:

Random kid: I just peed a little...

You: SHUT IT OR I'LL EAT YOU TOO TOMMY!

Tommy: I want to eat food, not to be eaten! D:

*All of the kids are nice and quiet so you undress the clown costume and watch everyone.*

Manager: Back from my break! Was everyone okay?

*You give the kids a nasty glare.*

Kids: Yeah.. You was totally nice!

Manager: I think we might hire you. So what about you, Parrot?

Parrot: sHuT iT oR i'Ll eAt YoU tOmMy

Manager: What?!

Parrot: You said be quiet or you are DeAd!

You: Uhh I think I need to go....

Manager: Wait a second.. kids did You bully you?

Kids: YEAH!

Tommy: You didn't even care when I PEED!

Manager: *Gasp* YOUUUU! How dare you! You are FIRED!

*The manager throws you outside and you get crushed along the road.*

Kids: THROW FOOD ON HER!

*Tommy pees on you.*

Tommy: Take THAT!

You: Ugh.. Parrot how could you?! I HATE YOU!

Parrot: ( ˘⊖˘) SQUAWK I hate you too!