R.I.P COMPUTER :(

ALEYAH + LIBRARY COMPUTER= FOREVER

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*Your taking a free yoga class.*

Instructor: Now, everyone stretch upwards! Your scraping your the sky while riding in your car and-

You: OHH WOOH WOOH OOH WOOH OOH IM TAKING MY TIME ON MY RIIIIDEEE OHH WOOH OOH!

Instructor: Right. Maybe we should something less tiring...

You: AWH WE LIKE IT FAST LIKE YOGA CLASS?

Yoga class: Shut up we hate you. And that sounds very dirty.

You: I am a very dirty person ;) I like it wet and wild the most because-

Instructor: If one more word comes out of those lips I will-

You: I like wet and wild because dirt that just came from the rain smells good :)

Instructor: I hate everyone. So sit in a circle now!!

*Everyone sits in a circle.*

Instructor: NOW, we will all sit here and be in peace. Close your eyes and meditate!

*Everyone including you meditate.*

*You suddenly smell a fart and gag. Everyone else is still meditating.*

You: Huh. At least that I'm meditation is BROKEN, I should make something good out of it.

*You get up and start playing duck duck goose.*

You: DUCK.. DUCK... DUCK.... Ew you have lice... DUCK..... GOOSE!

*You slap the instructors head, and run around.*

Instructor: THAT IS IT! I AM DONE!!

You: What? :)

Instructor: SECURITY!

*The security gaurds come to take you away.*

You: ALL I WANTED TO DO IS TO PLAY A GAME :(