20: Don't Try to Explain your Parents! (2)
Hi :(
GUESS WHAT MY GPA IS?!
A.
Freaking.
3.89
I am HONESTLY SO SAD RN.. I had straight A's since 5TH GRADE and then outta nowhere I've gotta mess it up :(
Plus I'm 100% sure that my parent's are disappointed.
Oh well I'm trying to forget all of this so yeah.
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*You come home with your friend trailing behind you.*
Mom: HAI BAI! How was schoo- OH MY GOD WHO'S THIS?
You: It's my friend.. we're working on a proj-
Mom: WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK SEE ME I BE WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
You: Mom. Please. I'll be upstairs and PLEASE don't interrupt us..
Mom: Sure thing! I'm too cool for that anyways :)
*She sashays off.*
Friend: ... Wow she isn't as bad as I thought...
You: ಠ_ಠ Lets go up to my room....
*You go to your room and lock the door.*
You: Ahh.. some peace and qui-
Brother & Sister: DID YOU SAY PEAS? OR PEES?
*Your sister throws peas while your brother pees on your floor.*
Friend: ........ Still don't see anything abnormal.
You: ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ
Mom: COOL KIDS! COME EAT DINNER!
Friend: Yay food!
*She runs down the stairs.*
Mom: Hi kids! Look at the super cool food I made you!
*You see half a bowl of decaying salad.*
Mom: Sorry kids I can't eat it I'm vegan (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Friend: Wait... but doesn't vegan mean that you can't eat mea-
You: Yeah whatever. I'll raid the cupboard for snacks.
*You open the cupboard to see a bunch of Oreos.*
You: YUMMMMMMMM MINE ALL MINEEEE
*Your friend snatches the Oreos and sirens go off.*
Friend: What's this?
Brother: AGHH HOW CAN I GO SLEEPING WITH SIRENS?
*Your dad appears with Sleeping with Sirens.*
Dad: *Sings* Let's kill the girl! You sick little girl! I'll bury you six feet deep! So tired of your stealing!
Mom: SSHH HUSBAND DON'T SING IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!
*Your mom turns to your friend and looks completely insane.*
Mom: It's ALL fine we are completely normal, COMPLETELY normal I tell you!
Sister: WHERES MA TEDDY BEAR?
Bear: (✪㉨✪) I'm running away. I hate everyone.
Sister: MA BEARR!!!!!
Brother: SHH EVERYONE I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP!
Mom: I'm vegan I can't eat celery! Although I enjoy lamb ;)
Dad: MY OREOS MY OREOS MY OREOS!
You: ... Friend?
*You look out of the window and see your friend running.*
You & Friend:
You: WAITT WE ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL!
*Your friend stops running and stares at you.*
You: I'm normal.....
*Your friend runs into your house.*
You: YAYAYAYAYA!! ಥ‿ಥ I knew she would believe me :)
*You see your friend run out of your house will all of the Oreos.*
You: (ಥ﹏ಥ) I have no friends...
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HIYA
Imma hopefully gonna have the cast up tomorrow but idk :P
TOP 8 PEOPLE: (I didn't do 5 last time I believe so (:)
^I know I already dedicated this to her, but I can't get over how pretty the covers are LIKEE ASDFGHJKL
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