HEYO :D

OMG HOW DOES THIS BOOK HAS 1.1K READS I STARTED 2 DAYS AGO?!

I'm in shock screeeeeeeeeeech!!!

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*Your lounging in your room and binge watching on Netflix.*

Mom: YOUUUUU!!! COME DOWN HERE!!!

You: MOM I CANT HEAR YOU I'M WATCHING TEEN WOLF!

Mom: If you dont come down here I'll dance to Sweatshirt and-

You: NO OKAY COMING!

*You stomp down the stairs and find her in the kitchen.*

You: WHAT?

Mom: Take this pie to the new neighbors only 22 miles away!! They just moved in :D

You: '-' Okay....

*You take the pie, and your phone and walk out. You trip over a rock, and then blame the white van across from you, with its weird radars.*

You: Well at least I should have something to take my mind off my sad and depressing lifee. :(

*You take out your phone and play Pokemon Go.*

You: WHAT ITS AN  Aerodactyl? WAIT COME BACK!!

*You chase after the vitural creature, and you suddenly get tackled.*

You: MRH? HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED! HEL- oh. Hi mom :D/

Mom: ಠ_ಠ Whats that on your phone....?

You: What? Mom I gotta go or this Aerodactyl will run...

Mom: STAY RIGHT HERE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT POKEMON GO IS?

You: A game... '-'

Mom: It's the devils game. These "creatures" are really kidnappers trying to lure young people in! If you follow it.. IT WILL KIDNAP YOU!

You: Mom chill -.- How will a DIGITAL creature get a REALISTIC person?

Mom: THE GIANT AEROPOSTALE WILL HOLD YOU IN ITS BEAK D:

You: It's an Aerodactyl....

Mom: ಠ_ಠ

You: -.- Mom... lets just go back home and let me eat the pie and inhale the fridge.

Mom: Okay :D

*You walk home while your mom skips away while singing Sweatshirt.*

Mom: I'm so happy you listened to me Bae. Now your not kidnapped!

You: I'll be in my room sleeping... wake me up when I'm dead.

Mom: Sure thing :)

Old Man In Van: DARN IT! These youngsters are sure hard to lure in... if Pokemon doesn't work... what will?

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TEE HEEE

I tried to incorporate that old man van part B)

The competition of Books dude is gone... although I know he is lingering around.

GUESS WHAT?

^Chicken butt

No. NOT THAT although Chicken butt is tasty.

I FOUND A WAY TO DISCREETLY MAKE AN INSTAGRAM, SNAPCHAT, YOUTUBE, ETC.

I'm not risking ANYTHING. So I'm waiting until this Competition of Books dude is COMPLETELY gone.

HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY :DDD