𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 . . . txt's :: sakura

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sakura: i just wish that one day i can wake up and not experience the seven stages of grief
soobin: seven...? are you stupid? there's literally only five. what are the other two?
sakura: denial part two and astral projection

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[before taekura told the members they were dating]
yeonjun: taehyun can't be good at everything. he has to be bad at something, maybe he's a bad kisser?
sakura: no, he's good at that too
yeonjun: oh, alright
yeonjun:
yeonjun: wait? how do you know- what???
sakura: huh?

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sakura: just a hypothetical question, how do you stop a fire in the kitchen?
beomgyu: there's a fire in the kitchen???
sakura: no, i said it's a hypothetical question
beomgyu: oh my fucking god, sakura; don't do that, you scared me!
sakura: the fire is actually in your room

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sakura: [glaring at hueningkai] ugh, why the fuck is there always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder?!
hueningkai: i'm so sorry i'm a good person, sakura. i'm so sorry.

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beomgyu: [bursting into the room] you two are having sex!
sakura: [not looking up from her book] oh shit- wait really? taehyun, why didn't you tell me?? i would've put my book down

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sakura: i'm not a whore, and, not that ive done the math, but, if i were, id be the super classy kind that gets flown to dubai to stay in an underwater hotel

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sakura: wow, taehyun, you want to hold my hand before marriage? how insanely lewd of you
taehyun: we literally slept together yesterday
sakura: that's absolutely NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands

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sakura: look yeonjun, i'm not slut shaming you but...
yeonjun:
sakura: actually nevermind, i'm totally slut shaming you

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taehyun: oh my god, guys i'm so sorry i'm late. i was doing a couple of things and got distracted
sakura: i'm "a couple of things"
the rest of txt:
sakura: i'm also "got distracted"

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sakura: i'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room, nobody can compare

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soobin: when i was dating, you know what my girlfriend often said to me?
sakura: please stop sleeping with other people?

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hueningkai: [looking at sakura] stop calling yourself hot when the only thing you can turn on is the microwave

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[the awkward stage before taekura were officially dating]
sakura: taehyun, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right??
taehyun: [naked in sakura's bed] no, i absolutely do not
sakura: [already taking off her clothes] oh shit, me neither

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beomgyu: sakura, im begging you. please, please just go to the doctor
sakura: oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize this was OUR stab wound

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sakura: do you ever get pre-annoyed? like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
hueningkai: what? no, that's weird i-
yeonjun: [enters room]
sakura: [jaw clenches]

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sakura: what doesn't kill me better start running, because now i'm fucking pissed

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hueningkai: [gets a text] oh! it's kura
beomgyu: [visibly excited] did she get me the stuff?
hueningkai: they, she says she got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood
beomgyu: wow! tell her i say thank you! where'd they shellie 12 gallons of fake blood?
hueningkai: you wanted fake blood?
beomgyu:
hueningkai: i'll go call sakura

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soobin: so... i've seen you've been spending a lot of time with sakura recently
taehyun: no, soobin, it's not what it looks like, i promise
soobin: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?
taehyun: no! you're the only one for me, i mean it
soobin: is that so? are you sure?
taehyun: i promise! sakura and i are just dating, okay? they're my partner, that's all
soobin: so there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
taehyun: you're still my one and only best friend! she's just the love of my life, nothing more!
soobin: but i'm still the platonic love of your life, right? right? right???
taehyun: of course, dude, i could never replace you
soobin: bro...
sakura:

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sakura: the only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. i could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls i have yet to witness, and i really wanna be around when that happens

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sakura: you've got to learn to love yourself
yeonjun: but don't you hate yourself...?
sakura: yeah, but this is about you. stay focused, prick

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beomgyu: i can't imagine what sakura is planning. but i can tell you two things. we won't like it and it won't be legal

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hueningkai: you're totally overthinking this, zuki
sakura: you don't know the appropriate level of thinking, ning. what if i'm underthinking?

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sakura: i can do anything i put my mind to. once, when we were trainees, i figured out soobin's phone number just by choosing random numbers

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soobin, teaching sakura to drive: okay, you're driving and yeonjun and taehyun walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
sakura: oh, definitely yeonjun. i could never hurt taehyun, never in my life
soobin: [massaging his temples] the brakes. you hit the fucking brakes

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taehyun: i would never say that my partner is a bitch and u don't don't like them. that's just not true... mu partner is a bitch and i like them a lot!

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sakura: [texting] hi babr csn u picc me yp im drumk
sakura: oh nvm thjs nice strnger brought mw homr im here npw
taehyun: yea, im aware of that after dropping you off

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sakura: oh yummy, thanks!
kidnapper: [puts more tape over her mouth] i said stop fucking eating it

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sakura: [trying to comfort beomgyu] what's the problem? anxiety? low self-esteem? obsessive thoughts of random arson? don't worry, i've been there

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soobin: i'm literally the smartest person in my friend group!
taehyun: you hang out with sakura, hueningkai, beomgyu, and yeonjun
taehyun: it's not as high a compliment as you think

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sakura: i don't need to go to bed. i'm not tired, I'll be fine, really baby.
taehyun: but, darling, i'll be so lonely without you... come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again. please?
sakura: oh...? are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
taehyun: is it working?

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beomgyu: stressed
soobin: depressed
yeonjun: possessed
hueningkai: obsessed
taehyun: impressed
sakura: chicken breast
the rest of txt:
sakura: guys stop, i just wanted to join in

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hueningkai: truth or dare?
sakura: dare, duh
hueningkai: u dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
sakura: hey tyun?
taehyun: [blushing] yeah?
sakura: can you move? i'm trying to get to yeonjun

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sakura: i don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are

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