[Name] was silently screaming as they all made their way down to the sports field in their sports uniform. She and Kaminari somehow managed to become separated when the class meshed into a group and had somehow managed to get stuck next to murder hedgehog along with the feeling that someone was boring their eyes into her head. [Name] shook off the feeling as she took two steps back from Mr I need anger management and bumped into redhead shark boy, damn I really need to learn peoples names. "Aughh sorry" she slightly smiled trying not to show her minor anxiousness, in response, shark boy gave her a toothy grin. 

"It's fine, besides you didn't mean to!" [Name] felt instantly relieved when shark boy began talking to her.  [Name] was about to introduce her self before Aizawa interrupted the chatting class.   

"A quirk apprehension test!?" [Name] heard someone shout out in confusion, [Name] instantly paled. He did this to catch me didn't he, [Name] you shouldn't have said anything about the exam and none of this would be happening. One mess up and you're getting sent to jail [Name], just breathe.  [Name] tried to slow her breathing to try and bring her back into sanity when the newly dubbed cinnamon roll Uraraka piped up questioning the situation. 

"What about the ceremony!? And the guidance counseller meeting!?" Aizawa seemed to be unaffected by the questioning by the cinnamon roll and continued to face away from his students.

"If you want to be heroes, we don't have time for niceties" He paused looking over his shoulder at them. "You all understand the school's reputation for freedom on campus. Well, that freedom applies to teachers as well." A sense of confusion and dread washed over the students. "Softball pitch, standing long jump, 50-meter dash, endurance running, grip strength test, sustained side jumps, upper body exercises, seated toe touch. These are all activities you know from middle school, naturally. Physical tests where you were barred from using your quirks. The country still hasn't gotten around standardising those sorts of records or keeping track of average preformance levels. Well that's negligence on the part of M.E.X.T." Aizawa slowly turned to face sonic the deathhog "Bakugo how far could you throw a softball in middle school?" [Name] was confused, whomst the fuck was Bakugo, he couldn't mean demon child could he? 

"67 meters." HE WAS TALKING TO ASSHOLE MCGEE, SO HIS NAME IS BAKUGAN WONDERFUL! 

"Try using your quirk this time around. As long as you don't exit the circle, anything is fine." Aizawa stepped back, making sure that he was a decent way away before throwing Bakugo the ball. Bakugo did a quick stretch before readying to throw the ball, 

"You got it." a menacing grin crossed his face as he threw the ball his quirk activating "DIIIIEE!" he screamed as the ball shot through the air explosions sounding off from his palm. Did he really just... I mean it makes sense for him to say it... but really Bakugan I thought you had more class than that. [Name] sighed shaking her head in disappointment as a small device that Aizawa was holding beeped.

"Before anything else, one must know what they're capable of." Aizawa held up his device which read 705.2, "This is a rational metric that will form a basis of your "Hero Foundation"" 

"Awesome!! That looks so fun!"

"705 meters? Unreal!"

"We can really use our quirks now!? That's the department of heroics for you!" [Name] noticed as a shadow drifted across Aizawa's face, and [Name] already knew that her classmates had set him off, a sense of dread washed over her

"It looks fun... you say?" And we are screwed, goodnight everybody I'll meet you all in hell. "So you were planning to spend your three years here, having a good o'l time? What happened to becoming heroes? All right then. In that case, new rule: The student who ranks last in total points will be judged "Hopeless" and be instantly expelled" he hissed, [Name] noticed other students instantly begin to panic in particular, Midoriya. Aizawa gave a spine chilling smile out into the class "Our freedom means we dispense with students as we please! Welcome to this... The department of heroics!" [Name] was ready to pass out from stress then it hit her, unlike them she used her quirks daily as a vigilante and it was basically training with the added bonus of it meaning something. It's ok [Name], think of this as working as a vigilante, but with more reason, since you kinda don't wanna get expelled do you! 

"The kid who ranks last... gets expelled...!? This is our first day here!! But even if it weren't, that's just too unreasonable!!" 

"Natural disasters... massive accidents... ego-mad villains... all kinds of calamities can happen when we least expect them. Japan's now positively drenched in "unreasonable." And it's our job as heroes is to reserve it all, and restore reason. If you were counting on a friendly chat at the local McDonald's after school that's to bad." he paused finally breathing letting anxiety spread throughout the students "From now on, for the next three years, all you can expect from life at U.A. is one hardship after the next, this is "Plus Ultra" I expect you to overcome these trials and climb to the top. Now then, that was the demonstration time to step up to the plate."

***

[Name] stretched as she was waiting to begin the fifty-meter dash, she didn't exactly plan to use her quirk at this point due to her skill in running away she had needed from Aizawa chasing her, that is before she realised she was against vroom vroom engine boy Iida. [Name] thought of all the possible ways to use her quirk and almost came up with nothing to try, except using short bursts of water to water to propel her along with using water to slow down the others she was versing. They all began bolting Iida already going far ahead of the others, [Name] was still decently behind him without using her quirk, breathed in and activated it. As her foot connected to the almost freezing water below her it froze taking her shoe with her, [Name] had launched herself forward briefly catching up to Iida who was slightly startled by the splash of water flung at him. [Name] gave a smirk before she fell flat on her face and over the end line a second after him. [Name] laid there for a bit before she felt her self floating upwards and met the gaze of Uraraka, [Name] gave her a lopsided grin before tiredly sighing "Thanks, Uraraka I could've gotten up by myself... eventually" Uraraka laughed a bit before helping her stand stably on the ground. 

"[L/N], you got 3.69 seconds! How were you that fast while barely using your quirk?"

"Shush cinnamon roll, I can explain later." [Name] dazedly replied completely out of it and not realising what she was saying, causing Uraraka to have a light blush cross her face as she dragged her friend over to the person holding the grip strength tester. 

***

It took a bit of time before [Name] finally got to use the thing which also gave her ample time to return to a point of sanity and enough energy to last her the rest of the day. [Name] let out a small gasp as the guy in front of her, octopus guy Shoji managed to get 540 KW and seemed indifferent as wannabe duct tape and midget seemed completely enamoured by his quirk. [Name] squeezed past the two and easily took the thing out of Shoji's hand which he didn't mind. [Name] sighed as she looked down at the grip strength test, she never had the best score when she was still in school and didn't want to have to use her quirk again until she needed to in the ball throw since most likely she wanted to annoy Bakublade by getting a better score in it and doing that would need a lot of help. [Name] took a breath and squeezed activating as little of her quirk as possible, her fist was tightly gripping the grip strength tester as hard as she could as water snaked around it increasing the weight pressed down on it. A few seconds later she let go her hand slightly shaking from a minor cramp in her hand, she twisted it so that she could have a proper view of her score, "107 KG" sweet, I actually did something decently! [Name] silently cheered herself as she passed the grip tester to the next person. and headed off to the standing long jump. 

***

Various stupid plans were rushing through her mind, this was one of the easiest ones for her to do, jumping off things and jumping, in general, was her strong point. [Name]'s face lit up as the final idea popped into her head I'm going to yeet myself across it with no remorse! [Name] glowed in the stupidity of the idea allowing it to turn into her only plan. [Name] grinned as she stepped forward, screwing around with Bakaboy could wait till another day. [Name] rolled her shoulders and summoned a giant pillar of water, gently she lowered it down along with splashing demon child on its way down. [Name] bounced up allowing the water to sit comfortably around her as she began to rear it back as it swiftly lifted her up, she sent water flying as it yeeted her across the sandbox and cleared it by a long shot. The water slowly dropped as she flew across the sandbox some of it clearly sticking to her skin until her final landing. [Name] in a final show of dominance landed on her hands and stabilised herself, walking away with others staring both in confusion and amazement. 

***

[Name] had since righted herself to a normal position of walking and had already managed to get a decent score of 756.42 which only minorly annoyed Beyblade which caused [Name] to slightly sulk, since she wasn't able to get the reaction she wanted from blasty boi. [Name] cheered Uraraka after her amazing score of infinity with them both complimenting each other on their quirks, their conversation soon became sidetracked as broccoli boi stepped forward shaking slightly. Uraraka smiled as she pointed to Midoriya, "That's him! I can't exactly tell what his quirk is but it's pretty strong!" Iida who was standing next to the two chimed into their conversation. 

"Well yes that is true, but Midoriya's not doing too well is he?" Iida still had his arms crossed and [Name] was going to try and bring an optimistic opinion to it even if it felt odd for her to do but blasty boi screamed first. 

"OF COURSE NOT!! HE'S A QUIRKLESS FUCKING GUPPY!" [Name] was in slight confusion and shot a glare at him, either he was a complete idiot for not noticing that the fragile broccoli boy had one or he was insulting him just so he could. Iida proceeded to lecture king of explosions as Midoriya tried to prepare himself to throw. 

""Quirkless"? Didn't you see what he did at the entrance exam?"

"HUUUH!" And Midoriya threw with what looked to be with all he could, and could only get 46 meters. [Name]'s expression saddened, he tried but still didn't get it that far, he was so nice yet if she was counting right he would be expelled for his low scores across the board. Midoriya looked down at his hands in a mumbled panic with Aizawa yelling at him [Name] was to distracted in what could happen to him, but only clued in when she heard him say,

"You're the Erasing Hero, "Eraser Head"!" ...he's that into hero's that he even knows good ol' eraser boi, I should attempt to not use my quirk around him because he might have looked into the people he dealt with. Aizawa continued to berate the boy until he sighed and release him from his scarf allowing him one more attempt. [Name] attempted to calm down Uraraka after sparkle boy had his very sad attempt of doing the same, they both stared at him in worry as he again attempted to pitch the ball, his determination wavering. Midoriya threw it with the power of an explosion and it was sent flying. Uraraka and [Name] almost collapsed from relief as Midoriya looked up with tears in his eyes at Aizawa, the sensor beeping. "I... I can still move!" this was also the first time she saw Aizawa smile, [Name] never thought it would happen from past experiences but Aizawa did! 

"Great job broccoli boy! You did what I could not, get an amazing reaction out of Beyblade!" 

"You finally got a record suitable for a hero suitable for a hero!" Uraraka supportedly cheered,

"Your fingers are swollen, reminds me of the entrance exam incident... what an odd quirk..." Another person to stay away from if he knows anything about vigilantes, he reads into and analyses everything around him, it would be easy for him to figure out my other quirk. 

"It's not stylish enough" [Name] rolled her eyes and began to stare at the seething Bakugo, what the hell is he planning on doing... He began running at precious broccoli boy who instantly paled in fright.

"What is this Deku!? Explain now shitrag!!" Bakugo screeched holding explosions in his palms. [Name] was seriously scared for Midoriya's life as he charged at with and just as she began planning her classmate's funeral when Aizawa wrapped his capture weapon around mr. explosion murder. Bakugo continue to struggle against it as Midoriya backed away from him, "Shit's this cloth? I can't...!!" Aizawa gave out a raspy sigh. 

"It's my special "capturing weapon" a steel wire alloy woven with carbon nanofibers"  AHAHA! You have just given me what I need to find out how to destroy it, the question is... how and where do I get it? "Jeez stop making me use my quirk so much... I've got dry eye dammit!" Aizawa released him "We're wasting time. Prepare for the next trial." Midoriya approached [Name] and Uraraka shaking

"Is your finger all right?"

"Ah... yeah..."

***

"Time to present the results, the total is simply the aggregate sum of each of your scores. If recited all your scores it'd take a million years, so I'll disclose them all at once." he paused as if he was thinking of something, "Oh yeah, that whole "expulsion" thing was a lie." oh you son of a- "It was a logical ruse to pull out your best performances" that is a lie and you know it, I heard what you've done now you're just mad you didn't find out anything or that you didn't want the innocent child to be expelled!  [Name] from the back of the students heard Uraraka, Iida and Midoriya screeching. 

"C'mon guys, use your brains! Of course it was just a ruse!" 

"And... right. Yep. With that, it's over. Your curriculum sheets are back in the classroom so, give them a once over." [Name] walked over to Kaminari as they both stared up at the giant board displaying the scores. She scanned over the board finally placing her eyes on his name, 16th, that's gotta hurt his pride... MORE THINGS TO ANNOY HIM WITH!

"That's a big oof Pikachu, only 16 at least your not dead last." Kaminari sulked and rolled his eyes.

"Fine, then water weirdo what did you get?"  [Name] looked over scanning over everything missing her name at least three times. 

"Uhhhhhh..... I got" she pointed up at her name after a good long time "3rd yeet! AND I BEAT MR. MURDER!" Kaminari looked at her weirdly as she proceeded to explain her many names for a guy she barely knew which proceeded to get derailed almost immediately so that they could talk about memes and things of the sort. "And that's how I ended up sending you that Shrek x John Cena fanfiction!" [Name] smiled as she continued on before she was interrupted by someone tapping her on the shoulder. [Name] turned around as saw the face of a teen slightly taller than her who was slightly flustered.

"You're [L/N] [Name] right?" [Name] held back several comments before trying to reply respectfully.

"In the flesh! What can I do for you... uh"

"It's Yauyorozu Momo! And I know I'm not exactly the best with asking this sort of thing but I was wondering if it would be possible for you to sit with me during lunch tomorrow. We could possibly get to know each other and..." Yauyorozu paused looking down to collect herself while trying to think of another reason to invite [Name] to sit with her. "I saw how strong you were in the tests today and we could learn more about each other's quirks!" 

"Totally babe, see ya tomorrow!" Nailed it! How did I manage to get a smart hot girl to be interested in me though... Yauyorozu quickly turned away blushing and rushed off. [Name] turned back to Kaminari who's mouth was agape. 

"I spend way too much much time with you Denki." [Name] sighed and walked away heading off alone. 

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[A/N] 

Ok uwu, Author~chan here you weebs
If anyone's wondering I'm going off the manga for quotes and how the story goes
If you're wondering why i'm even saying this it's a bit more of me trying to say time for myself from people who might say "-But that's not how it goes" or "Did you even watch BNHA?!" 
for the second one, no I haven't (yet), I tried and failed to start watching it just haven't had time with doing commissions, fanart, fanfictions and being a year niner within Australia.
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buh bye for now
Love Author~chan